Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Lara Flynn Boyle's Face Is Melting


I miss these kinds of melting stories. You could always count on The Examiner or even Star or The Enquirer to have a good face is melting story or someone dying. I did see an Examiner cover the other day which said that Oprah has just two years to live. How do you come up with two years? I understand six months or less than a year, but two years? That seems like a really long time to know you are dying. It also gives them two years to have something happen to Oprah. If Oprah gets hit by a car, are they right? I would think it would need to be by some other cause.


Anyway, Radar has a photo (above) which they showed to a plastic surgeon who said it appears Lara Flynn Boyle has stopped having procedures done to her face which is causing her face to melt as the fillers deflate. Where do those fillers go? Are they running around in your blood stream? Is that a good thing? Do they pass out of the body eventually or are they sitting there waiting to kill you?

Do you remember when Lara Flynn Boyle was everywhere? She just completely dropped off the map in a hurry. One second she was in everything and dating Jack Nicholson and the next thing you know, she was gone.

50 comments:

tm0004 said...

Is this the candy girl from a blind???

Audrey said...

That is really sad. She used to be so beautiful.

disenchanted said...

That's a shame. She was so cute. I'll never forget her scarlet letter sketch on SNL.

surfer said...

Those lips! What the hell happened?

msgirl said...

That must be photoshopped. I mean, really? Because if it's not, wow. Sad.

Frances Parker said...

i don't remember the candy girl blind???

Amber said...

@msgirl I don't think it is photoshopped. She has looked seriously ROUGH for about 5 years now. She was in some movie with Heather Graham where HG was hiding her pregnancy, and LFB looked truly bizarre.

david91 said...

what a shame, she was so beautiful in Twin Peaks

Borg Queen said...

Damn is this the blind to the actress that became a coke-whore and is now getting a chance to slowly ease back into working.

msgirl said...

Thanks for the info Amber. She was such a beauty too.

Rose said...

I feel like this is a reveal but I have no idea for what.

MISCH said...

The fillers get absorbed into your system....and yes she was beautiful..

AKM said...

This is tragic, really.

Amber said...

I feel like this should be a PSA for not monkeying with your face unless it's for a legitimate medical reason. Could you imagine???

Amy said...

She's only 41 or 42 -- my God, I'm beginning to think plastic surgery actually is worse for your looks than simply aging (because with her earlier bone structure no way would her face naturally have aged as poorly as whatever has now happened).

David Kelley made that deal to renew The Practice without a bump in network fees and slashed all his stars, and that was all she wrote for Lara. It went under about a year later -- such a weird decision on Kelley's part, because the show had been winning its Sunday timeslot (he yanked it and put it on Mondays) and all of those legal shows, I mean ALL OF THEM, just rake in bazillions in reruns, he should have extended it.

Its just U said...

She is heading into Jackson territory now.
What the hell goes on in that town??
P.s. Enty, keep up the good work. Love this site.

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Ms Cool said...

Well good for her for letting the fillers go. She was so dang pretty - kind of like Megan Fox but better. I'm sorry she was so insecure that she has done all work to her face.

Anotheramy said...

a while back, that blogger who shall remain nameless predicted that MJ had X amount of time to live. Well as chance would have it, he died 6 months later. Said blogger spontaneously combusted. The bits of giant head and ego where everywhere. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

annabella said...

she used to be gorgeous. its a shame that women do that to their faces.

crila16 said...

OK...first off. I have a friend who does the front covers for Star Magazine. I can tell you FOR A FACT that they mess and make them look worse than they are to sell covers. I was with my friend and she showed me the Victoria B cover (about 2 years ago) where it looked like she had cellulite under her leg. She actually showed me the before and after photo. She never had cellulite, she had a shadow under her leg...and the magazine ran with it and my friend was the one who made it look like cellulite. She said it's how they sell magazines and they do it all the time. She even said, sometimes it's ridiculous what they do to the celebs photos in the magazines. I don't believe that her lip actually looks like this.

Peridot said...

I feel like this ias a reveal too but not candy.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Maybe LFB is the person in the blind everyone thought was Lucy Lui?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

*Liu

RJ said...

Fillers scare me. I've seen too many photos of botched one or just ones where the patient had an allergic reaction. YIKES! Same for those mini-face lifts that are advertised on TV. "Get it done on Friday afternoon, be back at work on Monday!" Some of those go very wrong, too.

TheEntrepreneursWife said...

@Sue Ellen -- yes, the Crash and Burn blind. Just looked at her IMDB page, she has something in pre-production and post-production.

Fawn Neun said...

I'd hide my face if I were caught dating Jack Nicholson, too. I mean... eewwww.

TheEntrepreneursWife said...

Jack Nicholson could be the A++ player with, er, problems. According to her wikipedia, they dated from 1999-2000, which matches the year timeline for her helping him in the blind. Not sure what the cameo is though. Just looked at her IMDB again and not sure Hansel & Gretel and the 420 Witch counts (LMFAO).

parissucksliterally said...

She used to be so pretty. This is frightening.

Valentrinity said...

First time poster, yay! Couldn't she be the one about the blackmailer? IDK, it just rang a bell...

Texshan said...

I saw her on L&O SVU a couple of years ago, and I couldn't believe her face. She had obviously had cheek implants and lip fillers. Her cheeks made her look like she had the mumps, and her lips were effed up. So while I don't doubt that the tabloid used the most unflattering photos they could find, I also don't doubt that she looks like this. It's sad.

Jennifer H. said...

Megan Fox needs to view Lara as a cautionary tale, maybe hang a pic of her by the bathroom mirror.

lzahart said...

Agreed that the last paragraph of this is an oblique reveal, just not sure which one (crash & burn, passed around, etc). It's possible some of her cosmetic surgeries were also to hide the affects of prolonged drug use, her nose is definitely not the way it used to be.

Either way ITA M. Fox should tape this to her bathroom mirror as a reason why its a very bad idea to start fing around with this so early.

Katja said...

Her lips look like Nadya Octomoms

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crila16 said...

Oh wow....Laura Flynn Boyle definitely sounds like crash and burn. Big Franchise: Twin Peaks

A++ who couldn't get it up...Jack Nicholson.

Susan said...

Damn. Plastic surgery can really eff you up in the end, right?!

FS said...

I don't trust these two photos. I saw the series of them yesterday and she looked odd, but not too bad. The lips look way off but the rest of her face looks sort of okay. She looks like she has put on some weight, which is probably a good thing. I'd like to see TMZ catch her on camera talking, then we would have a much better idea of what is going on with her face.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@crila

And what Texshan just mentioned, a cameo on Law and Order. Was that the same blind? I get them mixed up.

nolachickee said...

Maybe it's her homage to Jack to look just like The Joker.

david91 said...

LFB is probably not the answer to any of the blinds in the last few weeks IMO, she just doesnt fit.

iknowpeople said...

Lara is NOT the actress in the Crash & Burn blind. I've known her since early in her career. Has she screwed up her face? Yes? Slept with men for $$ and drugs as described in the blind? No.

BTW, the photos at other pubs do not look as bad. Not good, but not as bad.

misspoppypants said...

I am so grateful to Lilo, Meg, LFB and Rose Mc Gowan for inadvertently convincing me to greatly fear fillers. Thank you. I will save my money for microderm abrasion rather than a paper bag with eyes cut out to hide my regret.

TeacherNan said...

EEEeeek. I just had a Botox shot for my between brow frown lines today for my 51st birthday. I look less frowny, but sh*t like this scares me. I'll just grow old gracefully from now on, I guess.

Mooshki said...

TeacherNan, be careful of that stuff - studies are starting to show that it can cause your muscles throughout your body to waste away.

Amy in MI said...

I remember when she dated Jay Penske, Rogers son, for a bit. He was a friend of a friend

Lila said...

Lara has had the melting face issue for awhile. Google her melting face pic from 2008 at Mr Chow, it was even worse. She may have atrophy from Botox or nerve damage from a facelift?? Don't think she is Crash & Burn, though many clues fit (I'd say the franchise is Wayne's World or Men in Black), only thing is - how do you have a blind about lFB and not mention this face??

SoberSista said...

Here's the link to MK's post about LFB, and it has more pictures: http://dlisted.com/2012/04/03/lara-flynn-boyles-face-still-hasnt-settled-yet

I immediately thought "alcoholic" because there it shows her coming out of a liquor store (what's hidden in that big purse?) with a cast on her foot.

Add that to the bad dye job that you can see better in the pics over there, as well as the swollen, puffy face, it looks less like bad plastic surgery or her letting the fillers just dissipate, and more like kidney or liver problems from drinking.

TheSpartacat said...

I totally think now that the actor in the "the Actor from Hell" blind is Jack Nicholson, and Lara Flynn Boyle is the B lister
"Another drop dead gorgeous actress (B- back in the day and now a D) who was messed up for years by the actor said that when she made the actor mad one night he called over 10 of his friends and made her have sex with all of them until he would let her back inside. Oh yeah, this was outside. In winter. She was naked. In the backyard. The thing is when he did let her back inside the house, she stayed. He controlled her career and her future and when they split her career tanked because he had brainwashed her to the point she could no longer function without him in her life."

The last paragraph on this one gives it away, imo

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