Saturday, April 21, 2012

Oh Lindsay


Lindsay Lohan is telling people that she is banning herself from ever going to The Standard Hotel again. Apparently she thinks it is a jinx to her. Umm, It's not a jinx. Unfortunately, Lindsay can't control herself when she is around booze and is a very angry person and has anger issues and should ban herself from all clubs not just this particular one. If you are a club owner, do you want Lindsay to patronize your club? Yes, you will get some good publicity if she is arrested or has some kind of drama, but she will also be a lot of trouble and could end up costing you money if she hurts someone and they sue you. I think you can get just as much publicity for barring her at the door and not allowing her in. She is incredibly lucky she wasn't arrested at all the past two weeks and probably the only thing saving her from more serious trouble this past week was that she was with her father. He managed to stop ranting about Kate Major long enough to get Lindsay out of there.

32 comments:

timebob said...

This is just beyond ridiculous. Isn't she supposed to be in Canada filiming Liz & Dick. Oh right, Lifetime still hasn't announced she has the role. I wonder if that project will even happen.

nolachickee said...

This crackhead is beyond whack. A jinx??? Is she serious? Her delusions are epic.

I really hope that she doesn't die at 27. She is so not worthy of joining the list of names in that club.

EmEyeKay said...

Beyond ridiculous is right! I don't know LL but jeeeesus h. christ, she makes me really mad! She's been given several chances to get her head out of you-know-where and she just keeps up with the crap.

I always had her pegged for a narcissistic drunk, but now I'm starting to wonder if she's truly messed up in the head. Who makes decisions like hers? WTH? STAY HOME.

/end rant

surfer said...
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surfer said...

I see those court-mandated therapy sessions made a big difference.

Me said...

i was surpried at how many people thought she had been set-up at the standard, when that girl said lindsey pushed her. at this point, i don't believe anything she says.

Del Riser said...

It boggles the mind to see that a person who seemed to have such a great future founded on genuine talent has turned into a boozing, snorting, whoring, thieving, lying,fighting,delusional character only fit for the twisted slapstick comedy that has become her life.

RubyDust said...

The Standard is not the jinx. All Lindsay's problems go back to Lindsay. She is the common point in ALL her issues.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Yep. And the lattes I get from the Starbucks I go to everyday are making me a little overweight. I'll go to a different Starbucks and then I won't get fat. That'll work for sure.

This is the thinking of Lindsay Lohan.

Idiot.

angel said...

And the train wreck just keeps on rolling. Pass the popcorn please.

nettalovesrobin said...

I dont think Lindsay will ever go away. Whatever she does good or bad the media will always keep her around to torture us.

Amy said...

She was banned, not the other way around.

yodelay said...

Yeah, the Standard is the problem. Not the assholian lying alcoholic tweaked out cokehead thief.

Sherry said...

That's most likely the case. The Standard banned her. In her crazed mind she thinks it was her idea. Just like the Gotti project she does not have that Liz movie either. The sooner this trick goes away the better. I don't want her to join the 27 club, I wish she would get well and use her experience to help others (Amanda Bynes I'm looking at you) .

joymama said...

Why did reading this bring a vision of Heidi Fleiss to mind?

Her looks are going from her hardcore ways as it is.

Is Nevada, a trailer and a flock of parrots in her future?

lazyday603 said...

She needs to move to a small town somewhere in the middle of America where the papparazzi wouldn't be caught dead. There she could either destroy her life or turn it around out of the public eye. She's famous now for all the wrong reasons. Time to walk away.

shiny_special_one said...

Good advice, lazyday, but that will never, ever happen. She likes the lifestyle and the attention too much. She will never, ever walk away from fame/infamy. I have a feeling she'd rather die first.

MadLyb said...

Oh SH*T. She's sort of trying, and I'm a sucker for that. You know, I just hope she eventually grows up and gets some help. Let's face it, this gal has an uphill struggle given the cards she's been dealt. Christ, look at her parents. I really, REALLY want to judge her, but I can't. She's all grown up and responsible for her actions, but is she? :(

Sarah said...

I believe in second chances, but how many does Lindsay need to see herself clearly?
Her mom needs to attend counseling with her and take responsibility for the mess she made here. Dina has made excuses to ride her coattails for too long, and her daughter will pay with her life sooner or later.

donner said...

Still hate her.

Robert said...

Aerosmith's new song: "Trainwreck Kept A-Rollin' All Night Long...!"

KPeony said...

You know its bad when Michael Lohan has to drag your ass out of a club.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Way to get your act together, girl! Keep up the good work & you'll stay out of jail at LEAST another month or two.

Robert said...

And those girls both look like absolute SHIT. Ugh!

sussique said...

I dig Enty having fun with Lindsay posts.

Robert said...

What she needs is some serious prison time. Not that that's likely to do her any good, but it would at least keep her particular brand of skankiness out of the news for a while.

Brittany said...

This woman is a total asshat. I'm so tired of hearing people say they feel sorry for her. That's exactly what she wants. You can only blame the way you were raised for so long. Survival of the fittest, if you cannot adapt and overcome or learn right from wrong...see ya later! She doesn't deserve another chance (what number is this one?). Give someone a chance at acting who is talented and drama free. This goofy bitch would rather lie to all of us and whatever fans she has and act like she is hanging out with fucking Wilford Brimley playing chess and collecting Avon figurines. On top of her horrible choices and trashy personality, it looks like she put a penis pump on her face and left it on overnight.


Okay I'm done.

AthleteKitty said...

Hahaha! Brittany and Del Riser your comments are so right on and hilarious!!

Mooshki said...

Lifetime already had someone lined up for the Liz role in case they needed to replace LiLo. No way she's doing it now. I have zero sympathy for her. She's so addicted to attention she can't even stay home for one freaking week.

parissucksliterally said...

It is time for her to ban herself from leaving her house.

shakey said...

Is it me, or has Dina been pretty much invisible for quite some time? Did she finally tell her mother to put a cork in it?

weezy said...

Jason Blue Eyes: Ohhhhh, *now* I get it. Seriously, thanks -- I couldn't grasp Lilo's Philosophy of Life before.

There's a BI out there that says the Liz Taylor movie producers have a short list of substitutes for *when* Lilo blows it; they probably couldn't get production insurance if they start even pre-production with her.

I think Dino may be on a short leash for a while due to Lilo's tax problems (her accountant fired *Lilo* late last year, right before the IRS went after her.)