Friday, April 13, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

You certainly all remember Harriet Talons, right? Our Blind Vice maven was just inducted into monikered infamy and is already back for another round of d-r-a-m-a. Would you expect anything less from someone wanted killed off her own show?

Well, apparently, horrible Harriet isn't as confident in her job security as we think she should be, because the boob-tube broad has been secretly trying to book another gig...ya know, just in case!

Apparently Harriet is supremely nervous about her future—or so say people within her camp.

While we already told you Ms. Talons probably won't be canned from her juicy hit series anytime soon (or ever), she has caught whiff of the hostility directed her way and is worried that sooner or later her attitude may lead to her demise.

Hey, we're just shocked she had enough self-awareness to realize everyone thought her stuff actually did stink.

But instead of, we don't know, simply being nicer to her costars and hard-working crew, or being less of a diva at the office (that would make far too much sense), H.T. has been aggressively pushing her agents to find other work.

That way she'll stay one step ahead of any potential firing. We told you she was a crafty devil, didn't we?

Here's the thing: She can't find any jobs!

You might think producers would be eager beavers to book the seemingly so talented Harriet for their gig, but her pushy reputation precedes her. And no one wants to have Harriet's talons unleashed on their set, heaven forbid!

But really, can you blame them?!

AND IT AIN'T: Naya Rivera, Eva Longoria, Kristin Bauer

54 comments:

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

So, someone from Glee, Desperate Housewives, or True Blood.

L said...

Lea Michelle?

Baka Neko said...

I don't think it's desperate housewives. That show is ending soon so likable or not all their jobs will be gone soon.

Mama Abroad said...

Lea Michelle?

Brytne Kitchin said...

Michelle Trachtenberg?

Amber said...

What about January Jones? She definitely has that "my ish don't stink" attitude, and has quite the reputation for being unpleasant.

Kari said...

@Amber - I think January was eliminated as a suspect from Ted.

hunter said...

Lea Michele or Michelle Trachtenberg maybe?

Amber said...

@Kari - You're right. Sorry about that! I get busy and can't keep up sometimes.

I vote for Lea Michelle, then, just because I've never heard anything positive about her.

Amber said...

From the last Harriet Talons blind, ppl on Blind Items Exposed are hanging onto the "Harriet knows her on-screen alter-ego won't bite it anytime soon" line.
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2012/03/blind-vice-tv-crew-wants-demanding-diva.html

kpist said...

devil/heaven remarks could refer to Angel/Buffy if it's trachtenberg

Mary Stewart-McGovern said...

And Michelle Trachtenberg also starred in "Harriet the Spy" (when she was a kid.)

Rachelle said...

First popped in my mind is Courtney Cox, she is on CougarTown now, her show Dirt bit the big one, she really hasn't any work... and she's in the tabloids her all her love affair issues with Dave

Renoblondee said...

Ted said Harriet isn't in the same circle as Naya Rivera on tv, so not Lea or anyone on Glee.

Jenn said...

Jessica Capshaw?

Amber said...

Here's a bunch of "Ain't"s per Ted.

AND IT AIN'T: Ellen Pompeo, Emily VanCamp, Jessica Lange


Update: As of 4/7/12, Ted has eliminated: Ellen Pompeo, Emily VanCamp, Jessica Lange, January Jones, Christina Hendricks, Anna Paquin, Candice Accola, Juliana Marguiles, Madeline Stowe

CrazyCatLady said...

Throwing a wild pitch: Jeri Ryan?

CrazyCatLady said...

Throwing a wild pitch: Jeri Ryan?

Mama Abroad said...

Ooh I'm on the Trachtenberg train now.

CrazyCatLady said...

Throwing a wild pitch: Jeri Ryan?

Amber said...

Is Gossip Girl a "hit" though? As much as I personally love it, I feel like I keep hearing that its viewerships are tanking.

AKM said...

I figured Lea, but the Trachtenberg clues are pretty good, too.

McSpanky said...

This might be kookoo and I know nothing about Hollywood, but the whole time I was reading this I was thinking Mary-Louise Parker aka Nancy Botwin on Weeds.

MadLyb said...

@McSpanky, I hope you're wrong, but I like that guess!

katsm0711 said...

no way it's Mary-Louise Parker. Weeds was on hiatus and LUCKY to get this final season. No way there's going to be another season after. If you've watched all of the seasons you will be glad it's ending too!!!

crila16 said...

Definitely Lea Michele or Michelle Trachtenberg. Lea is dating Cory who is a cast member...if he can tolerate her, maybe she's not as bad as she was. Michelle T however is supposedly a nasty nasty mean biatch.

Sarah said...

I've heard that Gossip Girl may be going into its final season, perhaps even a short season.
If that's not true, I'd buy the Michelle guess. She's definitely overly confident about her own value. What was her last starring vehicle, Ice Princess opposite Hayden Panetierre? Lol.

There are rumors that she's a bitch on wheels and refuses to speak to anyone after the cameras stop rolling, so that fits.

Michelle used to fame (and regular) whore around Hollywood, the biggest name I remember her hooking up with was Pete Wentz and there were some cat fights between her and Ashley Simpson over him, haha. I bet it's rubbing her the wrong way that nose job, fake tits, mumble-y Blake has been pimped by Harvey and is sexing the Green Lantern.

Unknown said...

Is Lea Michele the new Ben Affleck of blind item guesses?

auntliddy said...

Wish Ted would decaffinate.

haban said...

Glee isn't keeping the "graduating" cast members on the show and the producer has been open about that, don't think it's Lea Michelle. She knows she her character graduates, she's off the show (as a regular).

alisontheoriginal said...

"Ooh I'm on the Trachtenberg train now."

Didn't Himmm say she was having an affair with the director or something like that - which is why her role sounds "secure"?

Liz76 said...

What does the clue "just inducted into monikered infamy" mean?

Liz76 said...

What does the clue "just inducted into monikered infamy" mean?

Liz76 said...

What is the "just inducted into monikered infamy" all about?

Liz76 said...

What is the "just inducted into monikered infamy" all about?

KPeony said...

I'm on the Michelle T train because she fits the best and her movie was Harriet the Spy.

astrogirl said...

Liz it just means she has been given a nickname or "moniker" and has become a blind

car54 said...

The Glee people were on Inside the Actor's Studio this week and Ryan Murphy said just because the leads were graduating, did not mean they would not be on the show.

I thought it was Lea too.

Shadow said...

I don't think this is Michelle Trachtenberg. Reading these blinds, I get the impression that the person in question either has to be a lead or at least a series regular. Michelle Trachtenberg is just a guest star on GG and only appeared in 18 episodes in 4 years. Small guest star roles like hers are usually very expendable and I don't see why they wouldn't be able to kill her off or write her out some other way.

Lissa said...

I agree Shadow. It makes it sound like it is "her" show.

Gypsytrill said...

Ashley Judd. Notorious bitch. Trying to work the PR into her favor but she is a diva deluxe and everyone hates her.

CarolMR said...

Eva LaRue?

Mooshki said...

I'm guessing none of you actually watch Gossip Girl? There is no way Michelle Trachtenberg's character is in any way irreplaceable.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Just like in the previous blind about Talons, Ted mentions 'office'. (In the first one he also talked about cubicles/watercoolers etc)
Seems like a hint..

Could it be anyone from the Office?

Popular show could also be Game of Thrones, all wordplay in both articles on Harriet Talons from Ted fit:the heaven/hell/devil/unleashing/wrath/biting (lot of wolf/other animals on the show)/to fend etc etc all fit the show.
I hope it is not Emilia Clarke (blondie dragon girl) She has a big role (won't post any spoilers on the books, look her character up yourself;P)

McSpanky said...

I'm holding with Mary-Louise Parker for these reasons:

The show IS hers.
If they kill her character off before the season finale (anything can happen on Weeds) she'd be out of work sooner than she wants.
Use of the phrases "juicy hit," "caught whiff" and "her stuff actually did stink."
Weeds has been on a long time, thus the hard-working crew bit fits.
The phrase "she has been a crafty devil" could be referring to MLP's role in Angels in America?

(This is driven by my fervent hope Michelle T isn't this item. The thought that these cute little starlets are really skanks and bitches just sucks out a little more of my soul.

Jessica said...

McSpanky, don't feel bad, the whole time I read it I could only think of Jlo.

Jessica said...

Just curious because I quit reading Ted's blind items ages ago, has a single blind Ted has written ever been revealed or proven?

Ingrid Superstar said...

Ted's only proven that once you get over the hump of giving a celebrity a campy alliterative nickname, the rest of the job is easy peasy.

humble1 said...

I have met her and been on set with her. She is so incredibly nice to everyone. There is no way it's her.

humble1 said...

I have met her and been on set with her. She is so incredibly nice to everyone. There is no way it's her.

McSpanky said...

Thanks, Jessica. So Ted is a big tease?

Mers said...

Courtney Cox.

Monikered infamy probably has to do with the whole re-naming debacle of Cougar Town. Cougar is a pretty strong moniker, I guess, at least for hollywood actresses who would seem to want to be young forever...

Matt said...

Jennifer Carpenter?

Dexter is ending soon, and no one's life hangs in the balance on that show that I can recall, but she does have a toned toosh, and might be particularly neurotic since losing her husband and friend (What's her name - played Rita) from the set.

Or my random stab in the dark would be Dominique McElligott.

NaughtyNurse said...

Harriet Talons: HT = Teri Hatcher: TH