Sunday, June 24, 2012

Blind Item #1

This former B- list "singer" had a reality show for awhile. She has not done squat since then. Famous family. Her boyfriend keeps trying to dump her because she is so annoying. She calls and texts him literally 24 hours a day. The problem is he loves the sex and after two or three days gives in and calls her or texts her back then spends the next two weeks wishing he hadn't.

56 comments:

Jilly said...

Ashlee?

MissCrop609 said...

Brandy?

Me said...

Brooke Hogan

Seachica said...

I think Me got it

Unknown said...

How is this even a viable blind item? If you break it down, all this is about is a singer who texts a guy for sex. Is that really news? Or deserving of a blind item?

Brenda Love said...

Well Unknown, let's face it, you can't have an earth-orbit-derailing blind item every single day.

Unknown said...

Ashlee. She hasn't done squat ever. Her bf is on Boardwalk Empire and can do way better.

timebob said...

I agree it's Asslee she has been hitting the red carpet alone and hasn't been pictured with the boyfriend in awhile. I remember her reality show she was dating Josh Henderson at the time and was beyond obsessed over him. Pete was lucky to make it out alive.

SiG said...

I say Ashlee. Singer is in quotes and she got caught lip synching.

Sherry said...

On what planet was Asslee a B list anything? What reality show? I am more inclined to go with Brandy.
Good point Brenda. That made me chuckle.
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Honeykatt said...

What about Brandy?

parissucksliterally said...

Asslee.

Unknown said...

Can't be Brandy. She's a singer not a "singer" she's never really left the scene. She's had album every couple of years and I'm sure Enty would bring up the accident of that was her....Ashley was always ANNOYiNG

Unknown said...

Can't be Brandy. She's a singer not a "singer" she's never really left the scene. She's had album every couple of years and I'm sure Enty would bring up the accident of that was her....Ashley was always ANNOYiNG

djphob said...

I like Brooke just because I can't imagine Asslee being good in bed.

kelgela said...

Since when has Brooke Hogan been a B- anything?

It's Ashlee.

AuntJess said...

On the Asslee train. She's the worst example of nepotism.

CubanMermaid said...

But Wentz is her husband not boyfriend....no?

seaward said...

Sherry, she was most definitely at LEAST B- when she came out. I was in her target demographic, I remember very clearly everyone I knew liked her. Even the punks and hardcore kids would openly listen to her 1st CD. Would they admit it now? Probably not.
And she had a reality show on MTV that just kinda showed the process of putting out her CD, promoting it, making videos, etc.
Why I remember all this, I don't know. But I think it's her.

seaward said...

He's her ex husband

Ingrid Superstar said...

Unknown, it sounds like the singer is just texting the BF about random BS. The BF just responds when he wants to hook up and have sex.

j-co said...

It's not Brooke since she's in the wrestling biz now. Ashlee is more plausible. Calling her a "singer" after that SNL lip sync debacle.

Sherry said...

Thanks Seaward. I never knew that. Now that I consider it further I think it's more likely Brooke because everyone knows the whole family. No one really knows Brandy's or Simpson's mom.

RenoBlondee said...

Ashlee.

childeroland said...

Sounds like Ashlee but was she ever B-list?

Henriette said...

I guess Ashlee got the "good sex" gene with her sis.

Icecat said...

Asslee and that guy from BE seemed kind of happy.. I dunno.. Neither AS or BH IMHO we're ever B-.

I think I'm going to have to go with Brandy on this...

kcqueen said...

Nicole Sherzinger and her racecar botfriend

Denise said...

I'd consider Ashley B-) list on name recognition and cuz her sis is very well known.

charissemia said...

Paris! For the win!!! With Afrojack as the boyfriend who gives in...

Jodell24 said...

I read this immediately and thought Ashlee! No doubt Jessica is bankrolling the whole family at this point.

misspoppypants said...

Can't this be Jessica? She's supposedly 'sexual napalm' according to the biggest man whore on the planet. She had her own reality show, and I can't rember one song she 'sang.'

Katrina Martiani said...

See, I was thinking Paris, too.

matt_b said...

Oh hai Nicole Scherzinger. Her other half, Lewis Hamilton, doesn't even try to disguise how awful he thinks her 'music' is these days, and he's been trying to dump her for ages. But as Enty says, he does love the sex...

djphob said...

@misspoppypants She has all her business ventures plus she did that fashion show. And the WW contract. I think that excludes her because, while it's not singing, it's not really "squat".

littlejenny said...

Ashlee. seaward NAILED it.

Sarah said...

I was totally thinking Paris too. Talk about annoying...

Turkish Taffy said...

I am NOT in her demographic, and I still remember her songs "Invisible" and "You make me want to La-La". Memorable songs-I think Ashlee qualifies as B-.

djphob said...

Don't forget "Pieces of Me", y'all! I'll admit it, my teen self liked that one.

B. Profane said...

"I guess Ashlee got the "good sex" gene with her sis."

More like Ashlee inherited the glorious breasts gene almost as well as her sister. Sounds like the guy is doing the typical horndog cycle after hooking up with a woman with smokin' hot bod but who is lousy in the sack, psycho or otherwise undesirable. You can't help but go back a few more times, but you regret it each time you do. Got that t-shirt.

MadLyb said...

Paris Hilton.

Mooshki said...

As awful as she is as a person, Nicole Scherzinger really is a great singer. No reason it would be in quotes.

cincinnatikate said...

Its Brooke-- Reality star/singer Brooke Hogan is reportedly dating a 24 year-old rapper Yannique Barker, better known by his stage name Stack$. The two were first seen together (photos) getting cozy at the All Star Birthday Bash and Record Release Party for Stack$ at SOBE Live in Miami Beach last Friday (April 17).

Stack$ has been helping Brooke with her music career and the happy couple was more recently seen together at the beach while Brooke shot her new music video for the label that Stack$ owns, SoBe Entertainment.

Read more: http://bumpshack.com/2009/04/22/yannique-barker-stack-is-brooke-hogan%e2%80%99s-new-boyfriend-photos/#ixzz1ylIgzRYO

ATLBrvMom said...

I'm agreeing with the Ashley guess. I have heard that since the beginning that her boyfriend hasn't really been that into her. She just scrams annoying and clingy.

jg610 said...

ok Paris Hilton might fit, but geez.. the thought of her being great in the sack? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
It could be either Asslee or Paris I guess cos neither one is a "singer" and Paris did have a reality show.
I hate this blind because I so dislike both of them. LOL

Moonmaid said...

Can't sing - check.
Reality show - check.
Famous family - check.
Has a boyfriend - check.

Ashlee Simpson!

Angela said...

Paula Abdul?

Jihane-Fatim said...

Ashlee Simpson

Crystal said...

The only problem with Ashlee Simpson is that she was on the new Melrose Place. That was back in 09-10. Yeah the show didn't last, but that's hardly what I call not doing squat. Ashlee kind of works, but I'm on the Brooke train.

MadLyb said...

I'm still going with Paris Hilton - she had a concert this weekend according to something I stumbled on.

Sg72 said...

I'm going with Ashlee. I still think she's the MV Blind (though her name is mentioned in that blind about the SNL incident, the singer also recording the songs for "live" performances...hmmm)

Kath said...

Toni Braxton? After the reality show her family was sorta famous-ish. Brooke is more like Z list

Shallow Gal said...

I was gonna say Toni Braxton too, but then realized the "singer" is in quotes and she is definitely a SINGER not a "singer."

dione herself said...

jessica simpson, dorks.

slooth123 said...

I seem to remember Pete Wentz talking to Howard Stern back in the day about how crazy she was in bed (as in crazy good)....so voting for Ashlee....

Ella Bee said...

@Slooth123 Yup I was just thinking that!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/pete_wentz_talks_about_banging-12-2008