Friday, July 13, 2012

Blind Item #2

What started out as just trying to lend a helping hand has turned into some ex sex. This former A list couple split not that long ago. Mostly because of his cheating. This pushed her over the edge. He has been seeing other people and by seeing I mean trying to race Russell Brand in a celebrity sex version of The Big Year. Anyway, he has kind of been seeing one B+ movie actress and at the same time trying to play counselor to his ex which involves adding the s to the ex. he told the B+ actress he was being faithful to her. I know, I know. I laughed and laughed too.

51 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

Demi and Asston?

Mary Stewart-McGovern said...

Asston & Demi?

Cathy said...

Obvs Ashton...

NewYorkMoments said...

Ashton + Demi

FSP said...

Yep

.debbie. said...

Mila Kunis for the B+ actress...

tara17 said...

Wow, that's so obvious. Hopefully it's meant as a warning to Mila Kunis, who seems very cool and deserves better.

Steppy said...

Johnny Depp

cbb said...

Ashton/Demi/Mila! Too easy :)

Amber said...

Even if this isn't Ashton/Demi/Mila, I still don't understand how Mila is this dumb.

FrenchGirl said...

oh please it's a news of today
http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2012/demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher-trying-to-save-their-marriage-0713/

Basil said...

If this is meant to be Demi, how on earth could she believe him when there are pics of Ashton and Mila together?

Amber said...

Basil, I think it's saying Ashton is telling Mila he's being faithful, but really he's "counseling" Demi on the sly.

Emma said...

Who does not enjoy a bit of "counselling"?

So Ashton is counselling Demi with his counselling stick?

Fijigrrl said...

Demi and ashton and mila

packer said...

Right on.

Fijigrrl said...

I do NOT get Asston's appeal. he must have a super-shlong or something.

packer said...

Right on.

donner said...

Asshat and Demi. I actually got this one w/out cheating a look at ya'lls guesses...I'm not great at blind items, as much as I love them...

Hendrix said...

I don't know who is dumber - Demi or Mila. This dude must have a great line of bull.

caralw said...

Why is this a blind? Demi and Ashton are perfect for each other, as they are both so narcissistic. Mila should run far away. If Ashton wants a biological kid, there's this thing called a surrogate.

timebob said...

how can they save their marriage if tney were never legally married?

lazyday603 said...

If he is still sleeping with Demi he can write the expenses off on his taxes. That's charity work at this point.

Renoblondee said...

I'm too late. You guys got it! These women be so stoopid.....

evergrey said...

Yep, I agree with the Ashton/Demi/Mila
guesses.

This may also be the reason behind the rumor that Demi's daughters are not speaking to her right now. I would be pissed at my mom too if she was working her way to a better place after a bad break-up just to succumb to some ex sex.

Molls said...

Sounds like Ashton and Demi, and the B+ actress he's "seeing" is Mila Kunis.

curlyhairslacker said...

I dont get it. Mila could have almost anyone she wanted, and she chooses Ashton? I get that they have known each other forever and blah blah blah, but this makes me think she's not the brightest crayon in the box.

Turkish Taffy said...

Are these getting easier, or am I getting good at this?

BreeB714 said...

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller/ Denise Richards

Nellie said...

I thought it was Anthony Michael Hall from Dexter and Jennifer Carpenter, with Julia Stiles as the actress

FS said...

Sometimes I think (hope?) that Mila is playing around with Ashton because she can't be bothered dealing with anyone else. She knows Ashton, she can play around without getting attached to his sorry ass and move on when she's ready to deal with the hassle.

She is beautiful and rich, in her shoes I would be so very cautious to trust any man coming in to my life. I can imagine that the dating scene must be kind of hard for her.

timebob said...

If Demi could find a poweful age appropriate boyfriend she would dump Ashton in a heartbeat.

Demi just seems like one of those women that can't be alone. And if rumors are true her kids have stopped speaking to her than that would just driver her harder back to Ashton for some ex sex and hope for more.

Mila, Mila Mila, Come on girl, use your brain not your vagina.

Texshan said...

Nellie -- Anthony Michael Hall isn't in Dexter. Different guy.

Just to be different, how about Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johannsson/Blake Lively?

Steppy said...

Anthony Michael Hall was in 16 Candles. Michael C Hall is Dexter. When Dexter first came out, I thought it was the 16 Candles guy and thought there was no way that guy could play a serial killer!

Mhdz said...

They were an A-list couple, weren't they? Ugh.

caralw said...

I actually think Kellie would make a great host. She funny as hell. I'm not sure how Playboy will make that happen, though... unless it's, ahem, exposure.

youdontsay said...

Poor Mila...

Ariawynn said...

@Fijigrrl rumors are that Ashton does have a super-shlong!

Scandalous Candice said...

This sounded like Jenny Garth and Peter Fascinelli to me.

Another Josh said...

Seal and Heidi Klum. Just 'cause.

Unknown said...

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

Mary said...

I agree with scandalous candice..

Mooshki said...

I like Mila, but I don't have any sympathy for her in this case. Since she insists they're not dating, she can't be upset if he's sexing Demi.

1Jazzimom said...

This is going to send Demi right over the edge, not going to end well...

Matthew said...

I can see the Demi Mila Ashton thing. She dated an over the hill Macaulay Culkin for a long time, so her taste in men is not the greatest. Those eastern european girls are nuts, I should know, I come from a family of them.

Since everyone is on the previous bandwagon, I will throw out something else.

Ryan Reynolds Blake Lively and Scarlett Johansen.
I have never gotten a good grasp on the letter rankings, but i can see blake as B+. For a girl with talent, natural beauty and voluptuousness like Scarlett, sleeping with Sean Penn equals trouble. Never got into Blake as THAT hot, so I can see him going back to her.

Me said...

i like the seal/heidi guess. demi and ashton were never an A list couple. she MIGHT have been A list 20 years ago. when was the last time she did something? btw, why are demi's daughters pissed at her?

Mooshki said...

Me, when Enty says "A list couple," he means they're super famous as a couple, not that either of them is A list on their own.

Demi's daughters are reportedly upset that she's still using.

BKiddo said...

Ryan Reynolds Blake Lively and ScarJo

_Bridgett^ said...

I think Ashton, Demi and Mila. I don't feel sorry for Mila, but I do a bit for Demi if this is them.....and no backlash thanks but I find Ashton kind of cute!

NaughtyNurse said...

I'm with Bridgett. I don't feel sorry for Mila. Ashton and Demi are still married and barely separated. You can't jump right into what is obviously somebody's rebound relationship and expect it to work out.

econeywaaa said...

Billy Bob and Angelina...