Friday, July 06, 2012

Kris Humphries Gets Myla Sinanaj Pregnant


Whatever money Kris Humphries ends up getting from Kim Kardashian is going to be reduced a lot by the news that he got Myla Sinanaj pregnant. Yep. This is the person he supposedly didn't care about and really was just a glorified stalker. Well, now he gets to spend the rest of his life in communication with her and for the next 18 years or so paying child support. Little invention called a condom. Might want to look into it, especially if you are going to keep on having random sex with people. You just know that Kris will also be up to appearing on Maury and Myla is probably down with that too. I would watch for sure.

35 comments:

timebob said...

meh, I question if she is really pregnant or just trying to crowbar her way back into the media. But intellectually, they deserve each other.

Cathy said...

I really hope that this girl is lying. Kris may be a total moron, but I was really hoping to see him rip the Kardashian family apart in court. This would ruin his claim that he was all devastated about the divorce...

strawberrygirl said...

Maybe she will name the baby Kim if it's a girl.

crila16 said...

What a tool...both of them.

bobbi_1025 said...

A soldier always wears his helmet into battle.

rejectedcarebear said...

Its probably just a food baby.

liteNOTSObrite said...

I will never understand why him screwing some random chick ruins the claim that he is devastated by a break up. That is common practice for males. The first thing most men do when their friend goes through a break up is to take em to a strip club or dance club and hook up with random chicks. If one of em makes it into his random rotation then HEY! ALL THE BETTER! I even recall my girlfriends taking each other out to meet guys after a seriously devastating breakup if not for anything but to take their mind off of things. Most often it was a night filled with alcohol ridden debauchery that no one remembers the details of and for a few women it resulted in long term rebound relationships that jsut should mot have ever happened.

my point being that jsut because someone hooks up with someone else AFTER the demise of a relationshio does NOT mean they weren't heartbroken. It could simply be their way of distracting themselves.

Mindreader said...

Well…Damn! That was fast! She didn’t waste anytime…and he’s an idiot for not using protection!

liteNOTSObrite said...

Excuse my typos. Not drunk. It's just that an android touchscreen mixed with someone who needs glasses and can't find them= one hot typing mess.

hunter said...

I wonder what it is like to be as dumb as that guy is. Do you think the background in his head is just like "duuurrrrr..." all the time? I don't know.

hunter said...

Hey NOTSObrite - I was using an Android for a while and ALL my texts had to be meticulously crafted so that I didn't look drunk "ttto al myyy frieends" and then it got stuck on caps lock so I HAD TO YELL AT EVERYONE VIA TEXT UNTIL I GOT A NEW PHONE.

My Android sucked.

ChasingHeaven said...

I think this is Kris's stupid way of giving Kim an F you. It's no secret Kim wants to have a baby pronto. Kris probably thought this would be a way of getting back at her somehow.

liteNOTSObrite said...

Ya know, I actually like my android. I have an Ipod that I type from as well so I think I have a pretty decent idea of how an IPhone works to compare the two. I think I prefer the android.

But let's be real....all typos aside, my grammar DOES kinda suck. lol! Hence the NOTSO in the litebrite.

ChasingHeaven said...

...Like see? If you would have stayed with me you could have had the family you wanted.

fedwaymom said...

Lol good one!!!

anita_mark said...

Ugh. Now we have another circle of hell, the peripherals of reality "stars."

TV Junkie said...

LiteNOTSObrite, I totally agree. Just because a guy has sex or takes comfort in a rebound relationship does not mean he wasn't hurt by the breakup! Some people just can't be alone - not even for a few days - and get with ANYONE even when they're mourning a relationship with someone else. Happens every day!

Cathy said...

There's a difference between a rebound hook-up and a relationship. This girl has been claiming for a while that the two were in a relationship, while he denied the whole thing. If they use this to show that he was in fact in a relationship so soon after the divorce then yes, it would show that he was not actually that destroyed by the marriage ending.

HannahPalindrome said...

Hahahahahaha

HannahPalindrome said...

Hahahahahaha

Tempestuous Grape said...

She's one of those Glendale type girls that looks good in certain angles/pictures but is really just homely when you strip it all away. The fake longhair KILLS me!

sylmarillion said...

I hope he can spell DNA...

Pookie said...

lol, TG @ 'glendale type girls'. i'm sorry, i now it's mean...but omg, yes! a wee bit of truth there. #sangabrielvalleybitches!

these type of fame-mongers make me so stabby. has anyone started a pool yet as to how long until she "miscarries"?

FS said...

Judging by the number of fatherless children running around certain cities in America, I think they NBA requires all players to stop using condoms once they get signed to a team. They are bigger baby making manwhores than NFL players. Baseball players are more promiscuous but they buy condoms by the case.

Sherry said...

Litenotsobrite: I think I love you! You're funny about your Droid! Is Glendale a suburb of LA?

pilly said...

I'm so confused. Does ANYBODY use birth control anymore?

Sarah said...

Eh, I'll believe this when I see the DNA test. She was chasing notoriety. He is a big dummy but I think this may be that girl trying to stay in the spotlight.

EmEyeKay said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!

This whole thing just keeps getting better...

Me said...

now i would think that kimmy WOULD be upset because SHE didn't think of having a baby. if snookie is getting press w/ her pregnancy, kim's surely would.

i feel bad for the baby. 1 fools for parents.

Del Riser said...

This boy should have never gotten off the short bus. He needs to be
watched and cared for to keep himself out of trouble.

Barton Fink said...

I wish I could hear Kris's name without imagining his lanky basketball player limbs or his beautiful (albeit somewhat vacant) eyes ... Kris ....

i said...

Kris is a dumbass. He deserves whatever problems he gets for sleeping with the chick. You can't make a stalker a wife.

Unknown said...

News flash - guess who hired this chick to fuck with Kris...Pimp Mama Kris...she knows a sex tape will make you famous and a baby momma will ruin your image.

cbdabest4life said...

635 I totally agree this is KJ's doing all the way she is an evil genius who will NOT lose HAHAHAHAHAHA Kris u big DUMMY!!

cbdabest4life said...

635 I totally agree this is KJ's doing all the way she is an evil genius who will NOT lose HAHAHAHAHAHA Kris u big DUMMY!!