Blind Items Revealed
March 5, 2012
So, this former A list female tweener (No Love)has not said two words directly to this also former A list female tweener (Not So Innocent)since despite having to sometimes work together. It all goes back to when they both were on the same network. No Love used to hate how goody goody Not So Innocent was or at least pretended to be. Turns out that Not So Innocent was the queen of the quickie when it came to oral and No Love felt like Not So Innocent should have the horrible reputation. So, whenever Not So Innocent liked some guy, that is who No Love went after. It is how she ended up with her long term relationship which just ended. Of course No Love ended up looking trashy during that too which killed her because she waited forever before she even had sex with the boyfriend while Not So Innocent was with anyone and everyone. If not for the fact one of these tweeners is not a fan of women, she would have probably had the whole family. Not So Innocent's current boyfriend was deciding between No Love and Not So Innocent at one point, but No Love, as much as she hates Not So Innocent, could not stop laughing everytime this current A list tweener opened his mouth to speak. So, he made his second choice. Well, actually third, because his second choice ended up in rehab after they had sex.
45 comments:
So Lainey's BI about Gomez being Beiber's first is all wrong?
Don't get the part about the whole family.
How U doing? Boiling hot tea. That should clear someone's throat.
Didn't Selena date a JoBro? Isn't one of them rumored to be gay? That's the only explanation I can come up with for the family comment. Was the second choice Demi?
I guess the second choice that went to rehab was Demi Lovato.
Both girls were in the photos. I would've posted this a little quicker but there was a hilarious photo of Jude Law wearing an ascot and I had to laugh at it for awhile.
And I totally fell for Selena being so young and innocent. Wrong AGAIN!
I'm no Vanessa H fan, but I love that she couldn't stop laughing at the Beibs! LMAO
Who knew Selena was such a tiger?!
Kinda not surprised about Selena, I kinda figured she was not so innocent. I don't understand the family part.
Though I am surprised that Vanessa is No Love.
I like to think this is real and Vanessa just couldn't keep it together with Bieber.
Ok, I'll attempt to translate
So, Vanessa Hudgens has not said two words directly to Selena Gomez since despite having to sometimes work together. It all goes back to when they both were on the same network. Vanesas used to hate how goody goody Selena was or at least pretended to be. Turns out that Selena was the queen of the quickie when it came to oral and Vanessa felt like Selena should have the horrible reputation. So, whenever Selena liked some guy, that is who Vanessa went after. It is how she ended up with her long term relationship (with Zac Efron) which just ended. Of course Vanessa ended up looking trashy during that too which killed her because she waited forever before she even had sex with Zac Efron while Selana was with anyone and everyone. If not for the fact one of the Jonas Brothers is not a fan of women, she would have probably had the whole family. Selena's current boyfriend, Justin Bieber, was deciding between Vanessa and Selena at one point, but Vanessa, as much as she hates Selena, could not stop laughing everytime Justin Bieber opened his mouth to speak. So, he made his second choice. Well, actually third, because his second choice ended up in rehab after they had sex (Demi Lovato...?).
This reminds me of an old, funny interview I saw of Slash (from old Guns N' Roses) on You Tube: He says, "I want the most respectable looking girl with the dirtiest mind, a nympho". To me that's Selena.
Vanessa is 23 and the Biebs is only 18 - at that age that is a huge difference. I can't imagine her even considering him. Especially after dating Zefron.
Selena being not so innocent I can totally believe though.
Now, this is a top-quality reveal.
Selena, when you are in town, give me a call. You give quickie bj's? Well, with you, I would be a quickie bj.
Seriously, not sure VH has much to complain about vis-a-vis her image. She's the one with the naked photos all over the place. Never seen or heard a hint of anything like that with SG.
Juicy! Yes, the family comment is meant for the Jonii.
Great job Grey ;)
Thanks Grey.
I'm guessing the married Jonas Brother is the gay one?
I totally was busting up over this one. "
@GREY Thanks for the translation
@Swaysway1, Joe (not married) is the Jonas she dated.
THIS is a quality reveal. Those Disney tramps! Love it.
Nice translation, Gray!
@angel- No, I'm pretty sure it was the youngest one, Nick. Who also dated Miley.
I can't stand Selena, she is so f-ing annoying, same with Demi Lovato. What is with all these skanky disney chicks trying to grow up so fast
I can't stand Selena, she is so f-ing annoying, same with Demi Lovato. What is with all these skanky disney chicks trying to grow up so fast
Jonas Brothers
VH's mom use to drop her of at zac effron's house for the weekend when she was under age. yet if anyone got credit for being innocent, it was her.
and VH is a terrible actress. believe me, my kids have forced me to sit through many a HSM movie. even on barney & friends SG was more believable.
from what I remember Justin had butt sex with Demi not the Vag. I guess he saved that for Selena.
I think Selena comes out of this smelling like a rose. All the spiteful behavior is on Vanessa's part. As far as being the queen of the oral quickie, so what? People discover sex at some age, then they like taking part. Big deal.
Can't buy the Zac Selena part. Vanessa was 17 when they got together so Selena would have been 14.
I thought Joe was supposedly the gay one.
I LOVE Selena and WoWP. I have to say, though, that I was kind of sheepish to admit that I bought her CD last summer. But I'm tellin' ya...great fun pop-y summer CD! Sounds great when you're cruisin' around in the car.
.. and the 1st one over the finish line was .....
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@2:25 PM
I think Selena has always been pushed or comes across as much older than she really is. She did that Another Cinderella Story when she was like 15 or 16, and her live interest was 24 in that movie! Every time I see it, it just screams STATUTORY RAPE to me. Anyho, my roundabout way of saying that I can buy Selena as not so innocent because she has seemed sexed up in some of her roles and random pics.
Sorry, *love interest
Guess rehabgirl was Demi Lovato? Remember some kind of bandcamp reference story on here xD
The gay Jonas is Joe (middle bro). Not Nick (who dated Miley) he is a known skank who sleeps with all those tweener girls.
And not surprisingly...I still love Selena.
Vanessa, I don't how to explain it... she just has this look that I hate.
butt sex?! Bieber??!! you gotta be shittin' me..
when i first read about this BI a while back, i so thought no love was miley, but vanessa lol,there was so much PR to cover up thisspeculation on set of spring breakers the movie sel and vanessa did together. they went so far as to have ashley benson tweet "how silly rumors are' and she tweeted pics of all the girls on set but sel never stood next to vanessa it was so tacky lol
i can believe selena is the dirty one. yeah she has a good heart blah blahblha but she totally took advantage of her privaleged life. SHE fncked 2/3 of the jobros, one which was dating her supposed bff demi at one point,and the other which dumped her after he got what he wanted and ran back to tryin to get his ex back.. so maybe thats was why demi let justin booty pop her..these kids are all such slutty little things!..AND SELENA HAS ALWAYS SAID SHE USED TO HAVE SUCH A CRUSH ON ZAC EFRON BACK IN THE DAY!
kevin is also gay just listen to him talk he can't even disguse his high pitched gay voice
@timebob; So he has Demi for the butt, Vanessa for the vag and Selena for the mouth.. hahhaahaa terrible this.. Slutty kids
This makes sense bc if you watch E!'s Fashion Police with Joan Rivers they always comment on how Selena Gomez tries way too hard to be sexy and it doesn't look good on her.
So much for those chastity rings...
I'm disliking Hudgens more and more.
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