Friday, October 19, 2012

Blind Item #3 - Easy Easy

Ever wonder why these two reality judges hate each other? It is because the female judge threw herself at the male reality judge and being who he is, he had sex with her. He never mentioned it again. She wanted more. He said she was good for 15 or 20 minutes, but could never spend longer than that with her.

64 comments:

CamColty said...

Levine and xtina

Erin said...

Simon and Paula

MontanaMarriott said...

Levine and Xtina

*karen* said...

Sharon Osbourn and Howie Mandell.

NAILED IT.

sbalb said...

If he made the comment about her being good for 15 or 20 minutes, then he did, in fact, mention it again. So which is it, did he pretend it never happened or did he make the "15 or 20 minutes" comment?

Laura said...

Lol@Karen.

Kathleen said...

I'm really shocked that someone like Adam Levine, who dates hot, fit models, would have sex with a pair of Spanx stuffed with cellulite and booze bloat. Sorry, I just don't buy that Levine banged Xtina.

FSP said...

Judge Alex and Judge Judy

Renoblondee said...

That's a weird visual re xtina and Adam. Huh

libby said...

sblab---you gotta read what Enty MEANS, not what he types. I wish I were being funny.

I read it as he blew HER off by pretending it never happened, and leaving her in the dust. It's humiliating to be ignored, when she liked it and wanted more.
It's a douche power move that sounds typical Levine.

*karen* said...

I could see Levine throwing it down with Xtina just to say that he had.

And I think the "mention" line means that he never mentioned having sex again to HER.

Laura said...

Oh I could totally see Levine doing this!

libby said...

Kathleen--I think Adam would rarely say no. He knew she would be a very good time for a one-off, don't you think? What man-whore would be able to resist if an aggressive, experienced (and famous) young woman were coming onto him? Honestly?

Cecilia00 said...

Simon & Cheryl Cole

mamabot said...

Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj.

Minaj is a drag queen, right?

Alma said...

I can see that...so reality meaning the show or did adam levine do reality tv before? Picturing this is making me queasy but sounds very plausible considering they are both kinda slutty.

katsm0711 said...

900 pound pregnant Jessica Simpson seduced John Varvatos leaving Nicole in the dust.

Easy easy!

Barton Fink said...

Hoping *karen* is right. That would be ... justice.

califblondy said...

What about Christina and Ceelo?

Unknown said...

lena dunham

Its just U said...

Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell. Being the 'way he is' I could believe this. And she thought she was a big deal because he brought her to the States and probably expected more since he had a full on affair with Dannii Minogue.

Lucas said...

Given the way you just referred to Christina I sure hope you look like a super model. Some people think she is attractive (though I do wish she would tone down the makeup).

No less than Freddie Mercury said: "Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round."

Lucas said...

I'd hit it. But I'm a shameless connoisseur of curves. I'll take Adele over most any twiggy pop starlet.

All about Eve said...

Thank you Lucas!! Said everything I wanted to say!

mesewprettyoneday said...

Michael Kors and Nina Garcis.

Lucas said...

Ha!

Bluevelvet said...

Models don't even look like models in real life.

caralw said...

If this is Xtina and Adam, I bet it's an old blind because they seem to have buried the hatchet.

I could see this being Simon and Cheryl Cole, too. I think she was pissed when he canceled her gig on X-Factor US. Maybe there was more to it than his claim she didn't appeal to US audiences.

Bluevelvet said...

That would be fantasic.

NapAssasin said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Can you IMAGINE!? My god if one of them got a hair out of place they would DIE! Best laugh of the day!

Stacey Charter said...

well well, hello there Lucas! LOL Nicely said. And I have to get on board the Xtina/Levine train...(there is a joke in there somewhere I know it.)

Gea said...

Gary Barlow and Nicole Scherzinger.

hothotheat said...

Louis Walsh and Talisa Cons...(long greek name).

Or, Carrie Inaba and Len.

hothotheat said...

Regarding Adam Levine's manwhore tendencies......he said Jennifer Love Hewitt's suggestion that they get together "aggressive", so no, I don't think he'll fk anything.

PugsterMom said...

I think she's just a drag. Period.

cinephreak said...

Excuse you, to the person who called Christina a cellulite spanx stuffed heaux. Shit, I think that she's gorg. Sure she makes fashion choices that make me side eye her, but what the fuck ever. And FWIW, I definitely think Adam and Xtina had some type of sexual tension there for a minute, and Xtina kindof came off like the freshman who was chasing around the popular senior stud.

Kathleen said...

Your "gorg" is similar to the expression "to gorge oneself," which is my point exactly. Xtina's been doing that a lot lately, which is why she is so "engorged." I've noticed a lot of people allegedly think she's attractive now, but they weren't so enamored when she was a skinny brat bullying others about their weight. I stand by my previous assessment. Spanx en"gorg"ed with cellulite and booze bloat, along with a dash of self-delusion. She is talented, though. I'll give her that. She doesn't have to be a decent or sober person because she can sing. It's all about the talent.

libby said...

hothotheat---Xtina & Adam have been together in person. A much more plausible hook-up scenario than a 'no thanks' to a public pitch of woo from a stranger.


Brea McCain said...

Lucas you're the bomb and yes, I do think Adam would hit that, he just wouldn't admit to it.

CrazyCatLady said...

Amen Lucas!

T. E. Cuz said...

yes, i agree with xtina and levine. and yes, she needs to cut a few calories... so does ceelo.

brittiany said...

Awesome Lucas! Who wants to get it on with a twig!?!

brittiany said...

Please shut your face right now. Because im very mild mannered and you are giving me a case of the rages. Please post pics of yourself three times a day so that we can all body snark you. Maybe that will get the point across to you. Maybe it will not. But give it a shot and let us see how it goes.

katsm0711 said...

THIS IS A GOSSIP SITE WE ARE HERE TO SNARK ON THE TINIEST LITTLE ERROR MADE BY ANY CELEBRITT WE DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE. THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-BULLYING SITE. FREEDOM OF SPEECH DAMMIT!

misspeg86 said...

ITA @katsm0711

Jaded said...

Freedom of speech goes both ways.... You have the right to say what you want, but don't expect that others don't have the right to tell you exactly what they think of your opinions

Snit said...

This sounds like Simon to me. I don't think he and Paula really hooked up, though, he seems to have a lot of affection for her...kinda brotherly, if anything. But I could soooo see him doing Cheryl Cole and then just be all lah di dah about it. She's gorgeous and if she offered herself to him, he would not say no.

Sillygurl said...

I think Xtina looks better now with the butt implants. It evens her out with a nice hourglass. If she could tone down the blonde a little and makeup and get a decent stylist I think people would shut up. It's the squeezing into to too tight stuff that I think ignites haters. Lol

Tuxedo Cat said...

Whoever the man is, he is no gentleman. It must have been Simon Cowell and someone.

AndyCane said...

Yup to this! And I take pleasure in Xtina getting fat. Sorry but this was one skinny bitch that deserved to be on the other side of the weight spectrum

ecua said...

Oh, SNAP, Lucas! You're awesome!!

anon4 said...

@Lucas-as a curvy girl, who likes to eat THANK YOU! You made my Friday :)

Kraymond19 said...

Agreed!

Kraymond19 said...

Agreed!

MadLyb said...

I'm going with Erin's guess!

KittensRUs said...

If it were anyone else I would have sympathy. But not Xtina. She is such a horrible see-you-next-Tuesday that I hope she gets moo'd at when she walks down the street.

WUWT? said...

Barbara Corcoran and Mark Cuban.


Well, it amused me.

brittiany said...

Thanks to free speech I can share my views also! Super isn't it?

katsm0711 said...

But britt what you posted sounded like an intimidating threat or "bullying". The point of a gossip site is to rip apart the celebs, not to convince the other posters to change their opinion to yours.

Anna said...

Enty checks "Daily Mail," so these could be judges in some British or Austrailian show named "Straight Away There Will be Chorusing" or something like that.

But I hope it's Carrie Ann and Len.

Lucas said...

You are welcome!

pinch weasel said...

Thank you!

pinch weasel said...

Thank you!

ChasingHeaven said...

Simon Cowell & Paula Abdul