Thursday, October 18, 2012

Uma Thurman Punishes Her Baby With Longest Name Ever

In a world where Megan Fox is now a mom and you really expected her to come up with a doozy for a name like Brian Austin Green Jr. or Cadillac, instead of Noah Shannon, you would also expect that Uma Thurman would show some restraint and not force her child to constantly have to struggle to write and spell her name and also to shame her for eternity because her name will not fit in the bubbles of a standardized test and her teachers will always give her the side eye on the first day of school. Uma and her sometime boyfriend Arpad Busson have named their daughter, Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. I figure she will be about eight by the time she learns how to spell it. Oh, and get this. Uma says that everyone is calling her Luna. Then wtf didn't you just name her Luna which is not anywhere even in this seven word name. If the Altalune is where it comes from, then that should be first.

54 comments:

dia papaya said...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

;)

FSP said...

Nice spelling dia.

MISCH said...

She must have been stoned...

PugsterMom said...

Bitch.

dia papaya said...

Little Luna. All I think of when I hear that name is Lunie Luna from Harry Potter.

In any case, they've given her a long name befitting a princess. Maybe she is?

libby said...

This is certainly her last baby, and god knows Besson doesn't need a third baby mama (hope HE knows that)....so maybe they had to get all the meaningful ones in there.

I don't see why it's a reason to make fun of someone. Lots of people have names on their BC they don't go by, like Willard Romney.

lostathome said...

Wow. She'd be perfect to work at sprint or AT&T.

Roman Holiday said...

At least they are half decent names?? At least there are no mowgli's or razor etc... in it!

libby said...

Roman---lol--No boroughs of NYC in there, no trendy fictional characters, either. Too true.

Roman Holiday said...

They could call her Rosalind triple A Florence Thurman Busson LOL!!! Ok your right it is ridiculous! But I do love the name Florence:)

libby said...

lostathome---Do people who work at Sprint & AT&T have long names? What's the joke?

Roman Holiday said...

Seriously, next baby born will be named Essex, or Rapunzel:) Oh shit, I think I just gave someone and idea LOL!!!!

dia papaya said...

Roman - I want to get pregnant JUST so I can give birth to little Rapunzel Essex Papaya!!!

Ms Cool said...

I love the name Rosalind.

dia papaya said...

FSP - thanks for noticing my excellent copy and paste skills from The Google!

deree said...

Oh poor little thing but the sentiment each name means something is sweet.

dia papaya said...

I found this about Uma. Princess name somewhat appropriate...

The beautiful blonde is a direct descendant of King Edward I of England, who ruled from 1272 to 1307. Thurman's royal roots are from her father's side.

Granddaughter of Friedrich Karl Johannes von Schlebr├╝gge, a Prussian nobleman, and his Swedish wife Birgit Holmquist. -- IMDb Trivia: Uma Thurman

madmama said...

So her initials are: RAAAAFT-B. I'm just going to call her Raft.

Unknown said...

It's still better than naming your child Zoe Bowie.

Roman Holiday said...

LOL@ Dia, dont' do it:)

Patty said...

I just started reading Penny Marshall's autobiography (really good so far). When she started school the teacher sent a note home saying she may be "retarded" (teacher's word) because she did not respond to her first name, Carole. Up till that point she didn't even know her first name was Carole. From that time on, her mom had to send a note on each first day of school telling them not to use Carole as she won't respond.

Amber said...

@madmama - we're on the same thought path. I was thinky Raffy!

Patty said...

Her official middle name is Penny.

a non a miss said...

Zowie actually but he goes by Duncan Jones now.

shauniebear said...

Then why didn't they save the child a lot of extra spelling sessions and just name her Luna? Fuck, man!!

Barton Fink said...

One of my favorite philosophers/mystics was named Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, but he went by Paracelsus mercifully.

Roman Holiday said...

@ Barton, I have to say, I do like the Bombastus part of it:) Very original!!!

P.S. Anytime I see your name I always think of John Torturro and I dont' know why??

LA Mac said...

My middle name is florence, I hate it

tamarind said...

Luna is my island name in hawaii

NapAssasin said...

Fucking ridiculous. They're not dolls, they're humans that grow up & meet other humans and have to explain the parent's horrible fuck you joke of a name they gave their kids. Insanity. My husband is Irish and the names he picked for our kids got shot down because of the spellings- we live in America and I did not want the teachers hating me & my kids for names like Roisin. Nice name, in Ireland. Here, always mispronounced & misspelled.

coolranchdoritos said...

Did we ever get to find out who the celeb parents that were naming their kids something that matched a product / to help them endorse and get $$ were? I remember we guessed BAG but Noah Shannen is tame.

Robert said...

I've enjoyed Uma's performances in several things she's done and always thought she actually does have some talent at acting. She's also easy on the eyes, but I've always seen her as just as little strange. Can't quite put my finger on why, and I don't mean I suspect anything bad, really. She just seems a little "out there" for some reason.

auntliddy said...

Idioticlly long name. I agree why not just name her luna?

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Bleu said...

She should go by Rafe/Raif (R.A.A.A.F.) Thurman-Busson.

auntliddy said...

Which isnt that great either, in terms if nicknames.

Wee S said...

Irish catholic here with 4 names on my birth cert and a confirmation name. I like them because you've already got an alias ready for those guys on nights out who just wont leave you alone!

auntliddy said...

And she def did something to her beautiful face. I wish she hadnt; she was/is beautiful.

Geebz said...

So what?

crila16 said...

Ridiculous. Anything for attention.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I'm pretty sure that blind was written about Megan Fox and BAG, and I thought the same exact thing. Guess that one was wrong!

Agent**it said...

At least Willard has a valid birth certificate:)

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Lioness70 said...

If her first name is Rosalind, they could have called her Rosa.

My cat's name is Luna. I think the names's better suited to a little black cat than a kid, but that's MHO.

BubbleKitten said...

I wonder that myself. Hopefully that wasn't meant to be a racist joke.

Jessie said...

I kind of...LOVE the name. It's so romantic. But I wouldn't do it to my child.

Henriette said...

I want to know how this kid is going to write her initials. R.A.A.A.F.T.

EGB said...

Funny, Wee, I used my confirmation name back in the day on my fake ID when I was underage!

misskania said...

Nah, the baby will live her life just fine, I think... I believe Uma-Arpad daughter will go to a prestigious european private school where her classmates are royal family babies with equally long and hard to spell/remember names.. and with all the money and connection Busson family have, she might have just skipped all the standard test and do a "Made In Chelsea" version of Manhattan in 2020

Gabi said...

Roz is the WORST name ever!!

Lioness70 said...

??? Racist joke? Ummmmm...I have a black cat named Luna. All black with a patch a white at her throat which looks like a crescent moon. That's where her name came from.

Why are peeps so sensitive on CDAN these days? Meh.

csproat said...

Oh for Christ sake......my nieces both have longer names than that.....and they are proud of them......punishment my ass......

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