Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Blind Item #2

This A list diva, but probably B or C list in pretty much everything else she does and she does do a lot was getting ready to leave her hotel and wanted to know what kind of arrangements had been made for her to get through the lobby and outside to a car in order to avoid the crowd of fans sure to be there. When she was told there were no fans except for a couple of people in the lobby she screamed and said she wanted fans and press and that if Kim Kardashian had all that when she came to town then so should our diva. So, her people started calling the press and told them there would be something special going on and to show up and they did. Not a lot, but enough to surround our diva as she made it look like in the photos there were hundreds of fans, when actually it was about 10 photographers and people wondering what all the commotion was about because our diva also had her handlers screaming to make it look crazier and more intense.

41 comments:

Seachica said...

Paris Hilton

Shocky said...

JLo

KatL said...

Jennifer Lopez? She's in Paris right now.

Amber said...

Jennifer Lopez

Cassiopeia said...

JLo

I don't think Paris will ever be B or C list in anything she does.

Unknown said...

I wish this was Kim Kartrashian

surfer said...

Can I just say Amber that I love the links you provide!

Of course it's JLo.

Amber said...

Thanks, surfer! I like to be thorough if I have the time :)

element said...

This could also be Tyra. She seems like a complete wacka-doo!

Cassiopeia said...

Thanks Amber.
I don't understand why she wanted anyone to see her in that outfit. Hasn't that look been done in the early 00s? The work bootie-ish booties, the trucker hat.

MISCH said...

What A Crazy Woman

mell61 said...

I'd say JLo, mediocre actress, ok singer, mega PR machine...

Laura said...

I can't help it, I like the outfit. Not her, but the outfit.

Cathy said...

I'd say J-Lo too, but since this is an enty blind, if it were her, i'd expect some kind of MV reference. Like instead of saying that she does a lot, saying that she pretends to do more than she actually does, or something like that...

Calla said...

That's exactly what I was going to say, goes! If she had time to set up the paparazzi situation, why didn't she change her outfit?!

libby said...

My name is Jennifer Lopez, I like tacos and burritos.

'C'mon let's make a run for the border.
If you pay, I'll take off my top.
Do you know what I want to order?
Two tacos, a tostada, and a soda pop.'

SOUTH PARK had her number! Awesome episode. They got her good. And Ben! OMG!

Rosemary Young said...

Jennifer Lopez's heritage is (ahem) Puerto Rican, not Mexican. The line should have been...

If you buy me beans and rice,
I'll treat you very nice!

Tru Leigh said...

Betty White.

kpist said...

JLo in Paris

Sugar said...

JHo!

figgy said...

My first thought was JLo, but didn't think I was right...all of you thinking the same thing is heartening! Cuz I loathe and despise me some JLo. What a dumb twit.

Ari said...

what a pathetic cunt, I've always hated her

libby said...

Good point Rosemary. I think the South Park guys were being purposefully racist, maybe to get under a celebrity's skin? lol. They do that so much, I seriously wonder if they've been called out in public by hotheaded celebrities.

Remember their Russell Crowe?
"Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' 'round the world." That episode supposedly stemmed from the two of them attending a party at Russell Crowe's house, where he forced his guests to listen to his horrific tunes for hours, and wouldn't let anyone leave.
Before that episode, there was a blind going around about it, but SP confirmed who it was.

(Btw, I love love love Queen Victoria history! I've always wanted to tell you!)

Mama June said...

Thanks for the link, Amber! :)

skimpymist said...

Wait was this the jlo in paris pics or the one in berlin. Cause when I saw the berlin picture I thought "I didn't know jlo was popular in germany" cause last time I was there I saw pink's posters everywhere and taylor swift music in every shop. That explains why the picture looks like it was cropped to make it look chaotic.

All about Eve said...

JLo for sure! Thought it was weird she had so many fans in Germany

crila16 said...

Oh yeah...Definitely JLo.

PugsterMom said...

JLo. We just saw a pic of her yesterday and at the time I thought wow she certainly commands a crowd for heaven knows what.

g.strathmore said...

@Amber, good job for figuring out the link thing!

auntliddy said...

God, get a hobby!

captivagrl said...

You can't see me, but I'm making an "L" with my hand and holding it up to my forehead.

Busy Mama said...

Just to be different, what about:
Xtina?

artemis said...

I am SO EFFING SICK of the Betty White answers.





Mango said...

My first thought was Jessica Biel but I think the JLo guess is right.

raven said...

Celine Dion is who I thought of for this.

musesx9 said...

It's a shame, I admire JLo for what she's been able to do with her mediocrity. Does that make sense?

anon said...

Libby - that explains ALOT about that Russell Crowe South Park episode, I always figured there was something more behind it than his general notoriety at the time. Totally makes sense now!

Popnursing said...

Kris Kardashian! : }

tamarind said...

wtf

Bubbles said...

Why would the blind have an MV reference to be about JLo?

I thought it was agreed that everyone is fully aware that JLo can't sing her way out of a bag and no one would be shocked. Besides, the singer who did the actual singing had amazing chops according to the blind and have you ever heard JLo sing something and sound so/so, let alone amazing?

Dee said...

I was really hoping this would be JLo.

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