Monday, December 31, 2012

Jessica Simpson Will Not Finish Second To Kim Kardashian

In the race for who can garner the most attention being pregnant, Jessica Simpson made the first move. No doubt, Kim Kardashian will pose naked everyday and post it to her Twitter account and fret how she has to wear more fur because it is all that will fit her and that she is sorry that dead animals will have to die for her, but so be it. Meanwhile, Jessica went with something more her style. Bikini and fish pout. Jessica is always going to win this fight because unlike Kim, I actually like Jessica.

59 comments:

cdanluva said...

Is this really Enty posting today? First you say a Kardashian is a good mom (puke) and now you say you like Jessica Simpson?

What the f#$k?!?

MISCH said...

Exactly how pregnant is she ?

SusanB said...

Is this a recent picture of Jessica? She looks like she's in her 8th month.

Egyptian Ankh said...

No wonder she has been hiding her belly in pics!!!!

Mitchellaneous said...

Enthused tweeted his plans for a 48 hour bender. We can only assume he's well into it.

FrenchGirl said...

Enty has some ghost writers it's clear or there are several Enty and that explains why he tweets days and nights and he can write as much (every day all the year during 7 hours the week) whereas he has a real job (lawyer)

mikey said...

She's either more pregnant than I thought or she really didn't lose a lot the weight after the first one. All she did was take off her Spanx.

libby said...

Her belly never had a chance to go DOWN, her uterus never totally deflated; that's why she looks big right away.

I'll take JS over the K's any time.

Amber said...

WTH?! Either she's way farther along than anyone knew, or she's pregnant with an NFL linebacker.

libby said...

It takes FOREVER for your guts n all to shift back into pre-preggo position. Mamas confirm this for me, please--My info is just from biology classes.

MISCH said...

I won't if Eric gets paid per kid ?

Susan said...

Wait. Kim Kardashian is preggers. Oy. I need my coffee...

phoenix said...

Is that a photo of her during her first pregnancy? She looks further along than she is here.

You know Kim will get the bulk of attention because she's notorious which makes for better tabloid fodder.

FSP said...

Lol@Amber.

Wtf? Tomorrow is a new year and nothing but spawn posts from Enty.

Christopher Cruz said...

Dear God. Make it stop.

Ari said...

Jessica always keeps it real

Cornbread said...

libby is correct...although I haven't squeezed out our first kiddo yet, I've been told by several other mommy friends that it does take a while for your muscles and uterus to get back to normal (well, as normal as they can be after carrying life for 40 weeks).

And with a second pregnancy, you do show much sooner, as your muscles aren't as taut as they were before. So I would imagine that if you got knocked up this soon after having your first, yes, you'd show much sooner. I have a girlfriend who looked VERY pregnant at just 20 weeks with her second, while with her first, she didn't really show until her 7th month, and her kids were less than two years apart.

nancer said...

she's still got her big baby belly from the first time, which makes her look way more pregnant than she probably is.
shit, she just had the last one in may, right? so she can't be as far along as she looks.

PS said...

She looked pretty big in that bridesmaid's dress, if you see from the side. This doesn't surprise me at all. The porny fishpout is utterly repulsive. I can't like anyone who does that so consistently, just as I can't stand the sucking-lemon H-wood smirk, trying to eccentuate lips and cheekbones (Demi is worst offender, followed by Rene, followed by almost everyone else).

libby said...

Thanks, Cornbread!!!
.....That's not the first time I've said that, either. I think some good cornbread saved a few meals at grannie's back in the day.

penelope said...

If this is true and this photo is real, then she is classless.

Mooshki said...

Fish Face confuses me as much as Plastic Surgery Cat Face. Do people really think it's attractive? Is it attractive now, and I'm just an old fuddy-duddy?

Mooshki said...

(And I agree - cornbread is da bomb.)

Kathleen said...

I thought Jessica was still early in her pregnancy? This woman in the photo looks to be well into her second trimester at least.

KellyLynn said...

I think she looks gorgeous, even with a duck face. I don't see anything off about the size of her belly. Not only is this her second pregnancy in such a short time, she is also a very petite woman. Her baby belly grew quickly the first time, too, if I remember correctly.

Its just U said...

Very true. I hardly showed at all during my 1st pregnancy until the last 2/3 months.
Then I got pregnant when my daughter was only 7 months and I was big the whole way through. It was like having a bump for two years!!!
Strangely though I got really thin everywhere else on my body, face, legs, ass, just a huge bump.

Syko said...

True. I didn't show at all until around 5 months with the first. By the third, I got up the next morning and put on maternity clothes.

Emma F said...

I'm on my second and have looked FAR more pregnant all the way along. And it was years between my first and second pregnancy.
By the time I get to term in March I'm going to be the size of a flipping house and it's all belly. I swear I won't be able to stand without tipping over soon! Sometimes I can't wait to have this baby.
How can anyone not prefer JS to KK? KK is six week old garbage compared to JS as just picked roses.:)

Renoblondee said...

I think she looks great! I can't help but like her. And yes, you do show much earlier after your first pregnancy.

LottaColada said...

I think those WW ads are throwing everyone off. In real life she's been walking around with super baggy tops so it's kind of hard to tell how big her belly was.

Caroline said...

Every woman is different, but I'm 24 weeks pregnant and look about the same! There's no way that she's that far along, but she's definitely the type of woman that shows more bump than others.

gee-gee said...

I must not be feeling well because she looks hot here?!

I am either:

1. going back to bed
2. having another cup of coffee
3. going to start drinking early

I was greeted this morning by my husband telling me that Kimye was having a baby. He couldn't even wait til I was done eating my breakfast!

I hate today so far.

Kloie said...

So does this mean she is going to gain 120 pounds this time around?

This picture is freaking me out. It looks like she pasted her head onto a really preggo woman's body, which isn't hers.

MISCH said...

Shes going to be enormous

CJ said...

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Alicia said...

She looks insanely hot .. Trout mouth and all!

As far as her looking far along I know her uterus may not have had a chance to go down yet. I reckon she's around six months right now? So she got knocked up within a couple of months at the most post baby. Her uterus must've been huge still!

misspoppypants said...

WHAT? Kim is pregnant? Who's the daddy? Agh! The IQ/Psychological profile screening test I keep proposing would have kept all this at bay. She'd be barren and her show would be closer to ending. Happy freakin new year! (sigh of despair, bottle opens)

yodelay said...

Aside from the duckface, she looks fantastic. She's probably in her second trimester and I don't blame her for waiting to announce. The timing syncs with about the time she lost the majority of the WW weight. Something about nature and its sense of humor, usually when a woman is at her peak/just gotten into great shape/lost weight, bam! pregnancy.

Henriette said...

When did she get pregnant? May? She must have gotten pregnant right after Folgers was born.

Unknown 1 said...

Why the hell does she always do that weird trout pout thing? It's such a weird face to make, and to be putting it up on twitter?????? That's the best pic she got of herself? It's just weird. I think her face looks horrifying. How'd you like to wake up to that in the morning? Honey is this tuna or chicken???

parissucksliterally said...

She is as big a loser as Kim K. She can't go through a damn day without thinking people need to see a fucking Twitter pic of her.

CanadianMiss said...

@Libby, you are correct.
Think of it as blowing up a balloon. First time, it's really tight and hard to blow. Deflate it. Second time it poofs up as soon as you start blowing.
That's sort of what our uterus is like, even after years, never mind only a few months!

Amy Scott said...

2nd pregnancies usually show fast and furious in the first 3 months. And, she looks beautiful. Don't know why everyone has to hate on Jessica. She's harmless.

Me said...

She wasnt in shape before baby #1, so losing some of the weight after delivery was just a start. I'm guessing 4 1/2 months. That would have her due about when her first was born. Like Britney did with her boys. Tired of pregnancy belly photos

All about Eve said...

Her body didn't have a chance to go back to normal from the first baby, that's why she looks huge already with number two. I will also take Jessica over any Kartrashian!

JoElla said...

Ahh I think she looks cute! And some women are lucky and never scar, or have stretchmarks.. me, not so much.

I got preggers with middle cherub about 14 months after having the first cherub, and my body just went 'okay, here we go', the body doesn't hold tight like withe the first one. Now when I became preggers with cherub number 3, I was in maternaty clothes within 2 months. My body just went "Um no! and here is the bump!"

I had all 3 within 5 years.

Pookie said...

i don't know why--and obviously i was wrong--but i thought she was above kardashianesque fame-whoring. the blatant 'look at mah boobs' pic from the other day and now this makes me think she's feeling some sort of desperation and pressure...that's sad bc her focus should be her baby's health and her own.

J said...

I'd say she's 5 or so months gone, she's all boobs and bump, I'd think she's put on less weight then she did at this stage in her last pregnancy. She looks good except for the porn doll mouth, as for KK, JS is a much nicer and classier person then the urine loving Kartrashian. Why is cdan robbing my comments?

JoElla said...

J sometimes mine just go into the universe.

She has big bewbs anyway, I wonder if she is like me, I am a solid C cup and the second the sperm met the egg, I went BOOM! into double D territory.

Kiki K said...

Considering she probably announced at 12 weeks and its her second baby and they are so close together Id say that belly is about spot on for size. Good on her.

Kiki K said...

Considering she probably announced at 12 weeks and its her second baby and they are so close together Id say that belly is about spot on for size. Good on her.

mistang said...

I think she looks gorgeous! I think most pregnant women do.

Alicia said...

I'm going to revise my six month guess to 4 1/2 - 5 months along ..

Brandy said...

This makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

Anotheramy said...

I think the fish face is to make her face look thin.

Stefa-fa said...

both of them? ugh, shoot me now.

Silkprint said...

I like Jessica .
She is a goofball but harmless . I would rather see pictures of her baby bump than all these skanky so called actresses any day .

Tuxedo Cat said...

I like Jessica too. She seems very fulfilled and happy these days.

The first baby is huge! Maxwell is going to be a six-footer for sure.

I'm glad she is handling it like a grown-up and putting the baby before her career. The current celebrity trend to gain 20 pounds during pregnancy and lose it in a month is insane. It must drive their doctors absolutely crazy.

It's become a contest and it's sickening.

Popnursing said...

Why?!! Why the mirror photos! Just hit the little camera-turn -around-button-thingy!! Ugh that drives me nuts.