Friday, March 01, 2013

Blind Item #1

This celebrity is still considered a Tweener I guess. No one outside the Tweener age really likes him even if he is getting outside that age. Anyway, his people have been calling all kinds of attention to themselves in the past week as they try and get some Adderall for their boss. Apparently they had enough to last for their current needs, but someone thought they were being raided and flushed hundreds of pills down the toilet. The boss wants his Adderall. It is his current drug of choice, despite what the media discusses.

45 comments:

hunter said...

I Beliebs it's the Biebs.

FSP said...

Justine

MyMamasChild said...

Justin... today's his birthday.

LottaColada said...

Hahahaha the thought of Scooter flushing down beaver's stash is hilarious.


Isn't that how Lindsay's misfortunes in life started, with Adderall?

MyMamasChild said...

Justin... today's his birthday.

tealily said...

Does this mean no sizzurp?

schnurbz said...

Justin makes sense...doesn't the rumour mill say he doesn't get it up? One of the not so desired side effects of adderall...

AuntJess said...

Just smoke your herb kid!

rosie riveter said...

jhc This isn't exactly a blind. someone please get him some add.so he can be awake when he chooses his clothes. looks like he gets dressed in the dark

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g.strathmore said...

What is the effect of taking adderall? Is it a chill pill?

Ivs said...

This is biebs for sure. Asshole. Fucking hate people who use ADD-medication for kicks - it took me 3 years for them to even consider putting me on medication and I've had severe ADD my entire life: 20+ years of depression, social anxiety, eating disorders, underachievement and low self-esteem. I was a mess.

Don't get me wrong, I don't feel sorry for myself because I am very proud of who I am and I would not have been me if it wasn't for everything I've been through. But it's just so fucking disrespectful to people who genuinely have felt like shit and are met with caution and skepticism from doctors specifically because there are assholes who just feel like getting high or lose a few. I don't judge people who occasionally do drugs (I'd be a hypocrite, to say the least) but man, buy some blow or ephedrine or whatever. And it's not like Bieber can't affford it.


Speaking of Adderall - is it easy to obtain in America or is this just a case of the rich and the famous getting whatever the hell they want? I've always gotten the impression that it's much much easier to get your hands on.

PuggleWug said...

@g.strathmore, of you actually have ADD or ADHD, it calms you. If not, it has the opposite effect, and is used as an "upper".

Ivs said...

@g.strathmore: it's a bit like cocaine, really. You become sped up and focused, less hungry, filled with energy.. Definitely not a chill pill! Most of the time it's hard to fall asleep too, so maybe that's why Bieber smokes so much weed. The effect when you mix the two is that you feel very clear mentally and still have a high energy level, but you're less jittery physically. It's great when you're at a party!

MISCH said...

Adderall is one of the most addictive script drugs around...If you don't really need it you should stay clear of it

Alexstrasza said...

I can't wait til he goes away.

PuggleWug said...

@Ivs, I have social anxiety too. I have a coworker who goes on and on about taking benzos to get to sleep (the same prescription I use to avoid having panic attacks). She talks about sharing with her husband, how she passes out. I bite my tongue every day, it pissed me off to no end.

Count Jerkula said...

What a flaming pussy. All that money and he got the jones for Adderall. Adderall is a drug for girls age 14-18. By 18 they should be able to throw the puss around and get real blow.

I feel Adderall was designed to be easy to abuse. Sweet flavor, the blue ones are easy to crush in a dollar with just your fingers, and it takes next to now chopping, goes right into powder. Does leave some blue boogies if you don't pay attention to keeping clean.

Yeah I did em. I'm not a puss like Biebs though, because I only did em when Meth wasn't convenient, not because it was my fave drug. Sometimes you need the extra kick to get your work done or to get home from the bar in one piece.

PuggleWug said...

Pisses*

Empress of Socks said...

@count: livia said I had to ask you if I could be a ghostly burrito whore. Can I?

Glitter said...

This is not blind. Question: Why does JB wear that huge gimme cap? It looks ridiculous.

Ivs said...

@Count Jerkula, I get that people try it sometimes so you're not one of those assholes lol (well you ARE an asshole but in a good way).

But yeah it's the fact that it's his favorite drug, like, really? You're abusing something made for people with severe disabilities, when there's like 10 other drugs that could the same thing for you? He obviously doesn't give a shit about anything. I really fucking look forward to the day he falls of the radar. CDAN-party at my house!

ethorne said...

That's why he wears those gd diaper pants. He stashes his stashes in there!

g.strathmore said...

Thanks PuggleWug and Ivs. I did not know any of that.

MadLyb said...

I think we can safely assume at this point that all A-List Tweener/former Tweener blinds are either Miley or the Biebs. Those two ought to get together. They'd create a whole new level of f*ckery never before seen.

shag said...

My ex found it easy to get a script from a medical marijuana clinic prescribed by a cosmetic surgeon no less. He claimed it was for his ADD--which of course he didn't have.

Count Jerkula said...

@Empress of Socks: Maybe. I think I may have to hold some try outs. These will be paid tryouts, Chicken or Beef Burritos. Bean burrito isn't my idea of a good first date. I may be a perv, but I'm not that freaky.


He could get pretty much the same effect from taking a 6hr sudafed.

Kimberly said...

Sudafed..lol. That knocks me out. But I am ADHD and have the energy level and attention span of a cokehead when I am not on Adderall. And being less hungry..doesn't work on us true ADHD'ers. But when I am off Adderall I get asked constantly what the hell I am on ( Coke, Meth, Etc), because of my 24 hour energy level and zero attention span. Having horrible chronic allergies that cause sniffling and nasal itching and rubbing doesn;t help either.

Count Jerkula said...

Kimberly, how does weed treat you, when you are not on Adderall? Does it bring you down a notch?

I sometimes think a ADHD chick would be a good catch. My line of thinking is that if she was crabbing at me, it would be easy to swerve/distract her and get on another subject. Plus the high energy level would be great for sex. Any validitiy to those thoughts? You don't have to comment on the sex portion if you don't want, I understand there may be some posters here with couth.

lazyday603 said...

Thanks for clarifying the backstory of Community's Adderall Annie. Now I get the nervous energy & endless perkiness.

Annie Get Your Fun

Melissa said...

Why are we surprised that the Biebs does adderall? This is someone who drinks sizzurp, FFS. He's trashy, trough and through.

Melissa said...

Edit - that should say *through and through. Stupid phone hemorrhaged while I was proofing :-/

Kimberly said...

Count..yes weed does chill me out. Unfortunitly they frown on smoking at work so its adderall on weekdays so i can stay sitting in my chair and not pace the halls and run upndown the stairs. Yes the high energy level is great for sex as long as the guy can keep up with me.

Mooshki said...

Count Jerkula, I just realized: you're Seth MacFarlane, aren't you?! Almost everyone I know loves you, while I think you're a misogynistic prick using "humor" to disguise the fact that you're a flaming asshole. Anyway, carry on.

Kimberly said...

If you are Seth, I want Charlize when you are done with her ;P

Angie said...

It's literally crack in pull form. So horrible for people that do not have add... And probably for people that DO have ADD.

Mango said...

I read on Gawker that Damon Lindelof (the guy behind Lost) tweeted about a stupid fucking hat that Justin wore. You have to see that had to believe, um, Belieb, just how fucking STUPID it looks. It's a big, yellow trucker hat that appears to be made of leather and has metal spikes all over it. Lindelof tweeted about it for HOURS.

I'm convinced that Bieber is borderline retarded.

Mango said...

Link, if anyone is interested:

Justin Bieber Wore an Ugly Spiked Hat Yesterday and Damon Lindelof Spent Several Hours Calling Him On It

MLE said...

@Mooshki, I second that.

tc said...

Nothing like a kaleidoscopic of bugars from crushed up adderall. Looking like fruity pebbles coming out of the nose. Taste the rainbow, bitch!

Count Jerkula said...

@Mooshki: I am here to enjoy the blinds and entertain myself. If others enjoy what I write, great. If they don't, oh well.

If you feel the need to stereotype me based on the nonsense I write here, go with it. I won't stoop to your level and do the same.

You really think I am Seth MacFarlane? Then how did I have time to post in the Oscar threads?

All about Eve said...

It's gotta be the Bieber, there's pics of him going into his hotel late at night wearing only those stupid pants.

Tara said...

Just pictured Scooter Braun with Lorraine Bracco's helmet hair from Goodfellas flushing his stash. Giggles.

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Agent**It said...

Mango, Thanks for the link. Needed a good laugh:)