Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Skate Free Again

Just a month ago, prosecutors in the lying to cops case were demanding that for any deal not involving Lindsay Lohan going to jail that she would have to spend at least six months in a residential rehab. That means six months of no partying and there is no early release. We would be six months without Lindsay Lohan and the world would have seemed like a beautiful place and she would have had a tough time coming back from that one unless she was perfect when she came out. That is a long time away from the public eye. Now though, prosecutors have reduced the time in rehab to 60 days from six months which is nothing. Sure, it is a long time for Lindsay to go without her sugar daddies and pills and booze, but two months is fairly quick and the prosecutors said she can do some required community service anywhere she likes. Lindsay would prefer doing that online so her assistant could do it for her. By the time this is all said and done, the prosecutors will probably drop everything and offer to buy Lindsay a beer and then arrest her when she drives home after and the cycle will start all over again.