Blind Item #5
This C list mostly anything she can get for work actress is A++ list when it comes to name recognition and drinking and drugging. On Saturday night she was so wasted she had to crawl out of the club she was partying in but insisted she was ok to drive and got in the driver's seat of the car. Umm, not her car. She was carried out of that car and deposited in the hired car that had been arranged for her. She climbed over the front seat and dropped into the driver's lap and screamed at him that she wanted to drive. The friend with her told him to just start driving. The actress then puked on the floor of the car and passed out and had to be carried by the driver to the elevator of the building where she was staying.
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Liho. She was silent of twitter Sunday, which is not like her during awards ceremonies.
Anne Hathaway!
Oh Lindsey. What is her fascination with driving while she is messed up? Is it some kind of control thing?
If this is Lindsay, I'm bored.
In my head, her "I want to drive" fit sounds just like her Liz & Dick "I'm bored! I'm so bored! What? I'm bored!"
Seriously, Syd. Wake me when she saves a kitten from a burning building while helping the homeless.
Meryl, how far you have fallen.
I seriously and sadly think Linds has a death wish. I think she has drunkenly romanticized herself into a Marilyn Monroe figure and is intent on going out that way. So sad.
Call it Friday and it could be Sofia Vergara.
I have to think that, at some point, every BI about this stuff can't be LiHo. Not that I have brilliant other ideas, but surely Enty'd have titled this one DEAD EASY if it were her.
Well fine than! Tara Reid. C-list with A++ list name. Kirsten Stewart, but she isn't really a tv actress. It has to be someone who will do anything for work.
I'm actually hoping this is LiLo and not Pam Anderson.
well its either lindsay or Tara----and Tara Reid is no longer A+++ it is no longer 2003
Why don't these drivers take them straight to the hospital? That way their hands are clean and maybe,just MAYBE someone will pay attention?
I understand that they are paid for discretion but if it's this bad...do you want to be the one who said "She died in my car"?
Agree w/@Syd. The Lilo blinds aren't even blinds anymore. She's a mess, we get it... Lilo Free March!!
@prolixe - I second the Lohan Free March!
Easy easy.
Lindsay makes me so sad. Come ON, Cady Heron!
^^^^^This!^^^^^^^
Certainly there would have been pap photos if this was Liho. I'm thinking Tara Reid.
Classy girl.
Saturday night Tara R. was at Chow Restaurant in Beverly Hills with those Irish twins. That's all I got...
Demi Moore, just to be different...
Hmmmm...if I had to guess...I have no ideas.
Why wasn't this BI marked Easy????
I tend to be a control freak in a lot of ways but not with driving - the day I hit the lottery is the day I hire a 24/7 chauffeur. And no, I don't like free months of any celebrity. If we had months of no KKlan or Lilo or the like, we'd soon only be talking about celebrity's clothing. I like the snark!
What is lohan's twitter name?
I think a donkey could guess this one.
Linds
Lilo does like to drive while drunk, but I'll go with Tara Reid since Agent*it pointed out she was out the other night.
Oh I like the Demi Moore guess. Remember when she WAS invited to the Oscars? That's got to be hard. Going from those important parties to nothing at all a few years later.
Bieber-free March!
HAHAHAHAHA. She was just drowning her sorrows for losing the Oscar to Katniss. :)
Seriously, though. Made my day. :)
damn demin doesnt even get invited anymore..coldworld
Amanda Bynes?
@SusanB
Agreed!
I think this sounds like Amanda Bynes, too.
Maybe I'm reading too much into every detail but I think it's interesting that enty put in the detail about her being carried to the elevator. There were stories about Amanda Bynes smoking pot everywhere in her building, including the elevator. She's also had a lot of drunken car mishaps. I'm going with her.
If this is LILO why bother as a blind item. Seriously entry, you could just start a weekly Lohan post
if it's a Lilo BI,i don't care so like it's about Lilo,i don't care
I think I may lean toward Bynes, too. LiLo is too easy. Or maybe it's both of them. I could see both of them having this evening in separate locations.
I'm with SusanB - If I won the Powerball, I'd hire a driver tout suite.
I got halfway thru the first the first sentence and only one person fits that description--Blohan!
Jack Daniels.
I can't see this as Bynes just because she doesn't seem to be taking 'anything she can get for work' and doesn't really seem to consider herself an actress anymore.
Lilo fits perfectly but almost seems too obvious to be true, like others have said...
You know .. I used to worry about Lilo. Thought she would kill herself with the booze and drugs .. but I have recently come to the decision - and for those who know my view .. this might be shocking as it is not in tune with my usual caring attitude regarding those with addiction issues and mental health concerns - that she is actually a New York Cockroach who morphed into a girl.
I think nothing will kill this woman .. and I thinks she knows that, too. Hence the strong desire to do really stupid things when she is wasted. The North Koreans will have blow away everyone in Los Angeles with a nuclear bomb and she will be struggling to get to the lone booze store she knows of in Indio.
Betty White, obviously. Crazy bitch.
Lohan blinds are lazy. Stop.
Oh Lindsay
How can people actually consider anyone else than Lindsay for this? She has become a legendary boozehound at age 26. She has one of the most recognizable names/personas in Hollywood eventho the general consensus is that she hasnt given a striking performance anywhere but the courtrooms the last 6-7 years.. Tara Reid? For real? A++ name recognition?? No, no way. She, Pam Anderson aaand Demi might be used to looking at the world from the bottom of a bottle but there is NO WAY that this is either of them.
Agree with all of this! Except having a driver might be dangerous. Think of all the drinking you could do with no worries about how to get home? I'd be a mess......a rich mess with a driver. Love the snark too.
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