This C+ list mostly movie actor has one of the more strange pick up lines you have heard. "I used to be the boyfriend of (B list mostly movie actress who is A+++ list when it comes to name recognition and C list when it comes to acting talent). Apparently that line works enough to get him a date or two. It is kind of sad really.
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Sounds like an ex of Aniston.
A Katie Holmes ex would work too.
Someone who dated Jessica Biel?
Aniston ex sounds really good. She's not un-talented, just not as talented as her name would suggest.
Tate Donovan for the ex?
prolixe---AND Enty loves to mention that about Aniston, the talent/fame differential.
Although the Chris Klein guess is good.
I wa thinking Tate Donovan too.
Tate Donovan also dated Bullock...
Oh bullshit! Don't even, this overhyped fake crap! There has never been an A+++ movie actress who was a C in terms of talent, unless you me Liz Taylor.
Don't feed the ghosties. Crap, utter crap. Totally fucking fake.
"...count Liz Taylor."
@B. Profane: The A++++ rating only applies to name recognition. LiLo would fit in that category (even if she is D-list and untalented.) (I'm not suggesting her for the blind; I like the Holmes suggestion).
Tate Donovan isn't mostly movie, is he? I think of him more from TV.
Oh B- we get it. You don't like the number blinds. You act like my mother when she bitches about the weather. Why bother?
B KNOWS ALL.
j/k, but you might want to get that looked at, B.
No, no, no, you silly people. Think about it:
--A+++ name recognition means one of the most famous names in the history of film all-time. Like Liz or Hepburn.
--"B-list mostly movie..." means someone who is still working in films. Who has that kind of fame who is still working? Except for Meryl, nobody. Noooo-body. No, don't even try to debate it, nobody.
--"C-list when it comes to acting talent," rules out Meryl, except that she was already rule out.
Don't you get when you're being fucked with?
Chris Klein all the way. This is a recycled blind.
B, give it a rest. That's not what any of that means.
Enty's ratings are done by a MAN. Arbitrary.
There's not some certain algebraic formula Enty is ignoring.
If I say anything more, B, I'll have to concern-troll you. Sometimes it's best to just walk away for a day or two. I do it. Good luck.
I know how much these terrible numbered blinds upset you Bill but please understand that this is a gossip blog and is solely for entertainment purposes. There's no reason to have a hissy fit.
Keep trying to guess who I am, ghosties! I can bust your cyber-anonymity far easier than you can mine--and you have more to lose. I could give a shit less. It literally would not hurt my professional stature at all to be outed; can you say the same? How you gonna get another carpet gig?
Jesus, keep the idiotic bullshit in check, huh? Obviously a lot of the content for the blog is pre-written and cued for the next morning, and just as obviously the most overblown crapola is written by some sleazy flack with a bottle of wine in her.
Here's a clue for free, one that I give to my worst students: try not fucking up for once. You might get in the habit and find it edifying.
I'm convinced that we aren't dealing with multiple entys. We have multiple B Profanes. Today apparently is the cranky, whiney one. I much prefer the off color, slightly witty one.
@B, none of us care who you are, much less enough to try and guess. And I doubt the writer of this blog cares either.
how is not fucking up a clue?
I know who you are Bill. You were super easy to find on the interweb. You have a nice website.
Oh god, don't get B started with clues! Your will be scratching your head for DAYS!
B, I think this is more of a case of sloppy writing than anything else. Classic this site, really.
Michael Argano-he used to date Kristen Stewart. She would be the B actress with A+++ name and C talent wise
B. This is one of those times, call someone.
Star, I like your guess.
I occasionally post on here but always enjoy the light hearted banter. I look forward to checking in with the site every day. Lately though it seems like there are a lot of cranky pants haters. If you hate the page so much don't get on it. Let the people who do enjoy it do their thing. Thanks!
Oh, and I usually suck at BIs. I have nothing for this one.
That sure is a lot of anger over a blind item on a gossip site.
Oh please:
--I don't have a website. I'm super-paranoid (for professional reasons) about web presence, social media footprint, etc.
--If I was wrong about who or what I have intimated with regard to CDAN, why haven't I just been banned? Because banning me from commenting would be incriminating.
--I regularly point out that there is strong evidence that the founder of CDAN, whoever he/she/that yeti is, is an authentic, probably very senior and established entertainment professional.
In short, how about not posting ludicrous BI clues instead of getting into a serious pissing contest with me. That path has server you all better in the past.
Did someone say wine?????? I'll have a glass. Please and thank you!
Libby, I'm just fine, honey. Don't worry about me.
Sorry to Hijack, but I just have to. Courtesy of AlexT:
Enty Outing, a short re-enacting:
B.P.: zomg, everyone, I know who Enty is! I can't believe it, it was RIGHT THERE FOR ANYONE TO FIND.
Everyone: zomg, where?!
B.P.: Well, I can't SAY where, then the site would shut down and Enty would disappear forever. But if you think real hard and click your heels and type in [mysterious combination of words, redacted] in [location, also redacted] it's, like, SO OBVIOUS. But you may guess.
User #1: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
B.P.: I can't say. That would be too obvious.
User # 2: Does this person have anything to do with Lindsay Lohan?
B.P.: YES. I have found that by clicking a secret combination of search terms and then comparing them to my personal algorithm of post subjects, I have definitely found that there is a certain connection between Enty and his subjects, usually a 4th degree of separation or less! But I can't be more specific.
Much turmoil ensues as everyone attempts B.P's secret combination
Himmmmmmm: Hi Everyone, I'm here! Not that I'm RDJ or anything, wink nudge!
Everyone: Not now, Ironman.
Users #3,4,5,6-14: I've tried everything and nothing even remotely relevant is coming up.
B.P. That's because you're not doing it right! You have to do it while facing east and whistling the theme to Andy Griffith! BECAUSE HE DIED. THAT IS A CLUE.
Users #15-42: What the fuck are you even talking about?!
A few users: I...think I have something...
B.P: Here, let me give you a hint! It's <...comment deleted....>
There, I had to delete it to remove any traces.
Everyone: That was not helpful.
B.P. Well, it's not like I can leave it up there for people to SEE!
Everyone, eventually: Fuck this. Someone email me. My email address is igiveup@gmail.com.
And that was the Mystery of Enty.
THE END.
Haha thanks Mikey!
Don't worry Bill- I won't post a link to the website you have (but haven't updated in a decade)
What about Jared Leto? Dated Cameron Diaz for a bit.
Where's the wine? Where!!!! Pour me a Cougar Town sized glass please! It's too early for all this fighting.
lol Mikey, thanks for that recap.
Thanks Mikey! That was the best post evah!!!
What happened to AlexT! That shit was funny :)
Oh look, it's the un-funny satire misdirection ploy again. That works once only.
How about we all just agree that the ghosty in question needs a kick upside the head and downgrade the clue to "A+ name recognition"?
EPIC!!
RCB, please email that link. :b
{Passing Dia some Willamette Pinot}
I have to do reading assessments with sixth graders in a couple of hours. I'm now prepared. :b
B Profane, NO ONE agrees with you. Let it go!
Thanks @prolixe! I'm still recovering from the Portland Comic Con. It was nerd overload!!! But I got to touch Norman Reedus (who I know you don't find hot, but trust me he is!), and a few other famous people.
9AM isn't too early for wine, right?
@ B. Profane - A+++ name recognition on CDaN does NOT mean the likes of Katharine Hepburn (did you mean Katharine? Or Audrey?) It means CURRENT actors, current tabloid fodder, NOT actors and actresses in the hall of fame.
So NO, B. Profane, it is NOT Kirk Douglas telling all the hot octogenarians at the dialysis center that he banged MYRNA LOY back in 1949 so he can get into their bloomers.
OFFS. Glad I took a break for this bullshit.
@B - WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? It's an entertainment blog, FFS. It's a freaking puzzle. Get over it.
@dia, Kathie Lee says no, just add some OJ & call it NoPoMimoso! :b
Did you see James Marsters or Bruce Campbell? I so wanted to go but I had a conference that day. :/
A friend of mine (sci-fi writer) was at San Diego Comicon and she said the same thing, Norman Reedus is a stud!
OK, look, it's all Enty's little whores coming out of the woodwork, trying to obfuscate. Not going to work.
So...who wants their SSN, home phone, cell, address history and full credit report posted worldwide, on hard sites beyond reach of US law? Anyone? No takers? CC numbers? Bank account numbers? Porn search history?
You want to play hardball because you don't like me calling you sleazy flacks, we can do that. Fine with me.
"How about we all just agree that the ghosty in question needs a kick upside the head and downgrade the clue to 'A+ name recognition'?"
Because none of us are as bothered by this as you are.
man, this B Profane is annoying as fuck! is it me or does he have multiple personalities? seems to have a different job every other comment, knows everything about law/lawyers despite having never actually studied law, "He had girlfriends that did." dude, give it a rest.
I'd really rather not have my porn search history posted. Since you asked.
-If I was wrong about who or what I have intimated with regard to CDAN, why haven't I just been banned? Because banning me from commenting would be incriminating.
Actually, it would make more sense to ban you if your claims and comments were right. And you haven't been banned. Copy that?
And wtf are "ghosties"???
@prolixe - Yes to James and yes to Bruce! Didn't get a photo with them though.
Bruce Campbell is freakin' hilarious! I could have listened to him talk for hours. He was ripping apart the PDX weird ones.
Mr. Spike was funny too, but was all "I'm a musician now" and was hawking his band
wow, I took a few days off from reading the comments on this site and it seems I missed a lot!
Re the blind, the first name that popped into my head was Tate Donovan. He might be utterly innocent but he has NOT aged well and looks, well, kind of creepy. So I'm going to judge a book by it's cover and agree with those who named him.
At 8:19 B. Profane said:
Keep trying to guess who I am, ghosties! I can bust your cyber-anonymity far easier than you can mine--and you have more to lose. I could give a shit less. It literally would not hurt my professional stature at all to be outed; can you say the same? How you gonna get another carpet gig?
At 8:45 B. Profane said:
I don't have a website. I'm super-paranoid (for professional reasons) about web presence, social media footprint, etc.
Make up your damn mind - which is it??
Geez...
It's a fucking entertainment blog.
And B, if you know anything about the law, you would know that your outburst could be construed as premeditation to harassment and/or stalking if you carried out your threats. Making them online could violate provisions of the interstate commerce act and elevate any actions you might chose to take to a federal crime. But threaten away.
What the hell is going on in here? I thought blinds are suppose to be fun. And whoever has the wine pour me some. It's afternoon where I am.
I have an ex-friend who would pick up film-struck coeds with the line, "I'm J-- G--'s father." That's how he got his second wife.
Oh, and I was one of the ones who figured out where all of your convoluted bullshit led. Enty isn't who you think he is...as much as you want to make it so.
I have an ex-friend who would pick up film-struck coeds with the line, "I'm J-- G--'s father." That's how he got his second wife.
@Cantara - when I read that, I was thinking of Jon Gosselin and it make me chuckle.
*perks up* Bruce Campbell? I LOVE Bruce Campbell. He's why I watch Burn Notice. And I saw a movie a few weeks ago, can't remember the name, where he thinks he's Elvis and he's in a nursing home with (I think) Ossie Davis who thinks he's JFK who was dyed black. Hilarious.
And wanted to add - I don't give a damn if Enty is a housewife from Kansas City. And (no offense) I don't give a damn who B. Profane is. I read this for entertainment.
And @Mango - ROFL at the Myrna Loy reference. I think of you every time I go into Publix.
I have an ex-friend who would pick up film-struck coeds with the line, "I'm J-- G--'s father." That's how he got his second wife.
I have an ex-friend who would pick up film-struck coeds with the line, "I'm J-- G--'s father." That's how he got his second wife.
@SusanB - I love Sam Axe! He makes that show for me. And the movie is called Bubba Hotep.
Ossie Davis - "They dyed me this color!" Awesome film!
Oh boy. I always find it...interesting(?)...when posters gripe about people enjoying the blinds or taking Enty too seriously and then become fanatical in their quest to prove why they're right and all the other posters are glib, as tommy would say. I mean...talk about taking things too seriously.
Although I don't comment much at all, I read the blog and the comments every day, and the CDAN community is clearly intelligent on the whole. I don't get why certain posters feel it's necessary to try to "teach" everyone to see the light, so to speak.
It's a gossip blog, people. No one is curing cancer, solving the deficit, or fixing that pesky Middle East turmoil. People around here seem to be pretty aware of that. No need to for crusades against the site.
Really, who gives a flying eff if someone is A+ or A+++ or O- or whatever. As others have mentioned, it's subjective. And a freaking gossip site. Who caresss!! The general idea of "someone famous in name, but not nearly as famous in their body of work" remains the same no matter how many +'s Enty puts after the A.
End of rant. Soap box now available for use
Completely OT, but Downton Abbey fans might enjoy this (Do not read unless you've finished Season 3):
http://nyr.kr/XFkMo2
Oh boy. I always find it...interesting(?)...when posters gripe about people enjoying the blinds or taking Enty too seriously and then become fanatical in their quest to prove why they're right and all the other posters are glib, as tommy would say. I mean...talk about taking things too seriously.
Although I don't comment much at all, I read the blog and the comments every day, and the CDAN community is clearly intelligent on the whole. I don't get why certain posters feel it's necessary to try to "teach" everyone to see the light, so to speak.
It's a gossip blog, people. No one is curing cancer, solving the deficit, or fixing that pesky Middle East turmoil. People around here seem to be pretty aware of that. No need to for crusades against the site.
Really, who gives a flying eff if someone is A+ or A+++ or O- or whatever. As others have mentioned, it's subjective. And a freaking gossip site. Who caresss!! The general idea of "someone famous in name, but not nearly as famous in their body of work" remains the same no matter how many +'s Enty puts after the A.
End of rant. Soap box now available for use
Aww, I remember the last time BP went crazy threatening to "expose" fellow commenters. He was VERY adamant that Enty could not ban people, it was physically impossible!! But now we know it's only because it would be incriminating.
I'm with whoever said there are multiple BPs. Good god, man, get a hold of yourself.
Whoops, my bad on the double post. Guess I really meant what I said ha.
WOW. How did this comment thread get so hostile? Who cares if they're fake? They're still fun to guess.
Tate Donovan was in "Argo." That's a much better line (as of last Sunday, at least) than the fact that he used to date Jennifer Anniston.
I read in Wired Magazine that B Profane is a web-bot. Just a highly sophisticated software program doing automated responses on internet message boards. Kind of impressive if it weren't so annoying.
I think everybody has MPD:)
@Jaime 2 - thanks for the link! Hysterical!
@SusanB & Dia - Bubba Hotep - OMS, that was hilarious!
I, too, love Sam Axe on Burn Notice. I also have a secret crush on Garret Dillahunt (he played Simon Escher and is now the awesome dad on Raising Hope). I'll put up with Gabrielle Anwar's crazy eyebrows for some Chin Axe!
I can't believe that Cantara has four ex-friends who would pick up film-struck coeds with the line, "I'm J(ennifer)-- G(arner)--'s father." That's three more than I would have guessed.
I might have to start reading my mysteries from a book, cause things be getting crazy in here :)
Pun intended!!
@Rosemary...I got about 30 minutes near the end of Argo and went, "hey...that looks kind of like Tate Donovan" then I imdb'd it. He was completely (well, almost) unrecognizable.
@Lola - My BF and I started watching Cowboys & Aliens, and I was like, "Oh that guy kinda looks like Daniel Craig!" The look I got...
@Jamie, that Downton Abbey spoof reads just like a John Irving novel. Did you ever read "The World According to Garp". Over & over he introduces characters just so he has more bodies to kill off in some horrific way. Irving needs to type less & medicate himself more.
@lazyday, I'm starting to wonder if we're the same person... we have far too much in common. ITA with your Irving comment!
Christ, I've finally done it, become a split personality, and now I'm talking to myself on the internet.
@Em...
Please don't post my Internet porn....
@Amber...
In your defense, that was a total WTF movie for Daniel Craig.
Someone needs to boot Profane off of this site. Threatening to give out our SSN? What the fuck is wrong with you? This is a fucking gossip site. Get over yourself. No one gives a shit if you think it is all fake.
@B.--Perhaps all the + signs were a typo? It's not as if we don't see those daily around here...Also, I might have to argue w/you about Elizabeth Taylor being C-list talentwise; I'd say she was at least a B or B+. Yes, she made a lot of crap movies, but when she was good, she was really good. (Not trying to pick a fight; just putting in my $.02 worth.)
(Would it be worth mentioning that right now we're in a Mercury Retrograde period? Mercury went Rx on Saturday the 23rd, and won't be going direct until March 17. Mercury Rx tends to bring about all kinds of confusion where communication is involved--anything from travel to electronics is fair game. Try not to sign contracts or start new projects if you can help it; it is, however, a good time to revise, rework, rewrite, etc. Laugh if you will, but I've seen this mess things up far too many times to not keep it in mind when things go completely haywire...ask me sometime why you should never try to move cross-country during a Mercury Rx period, eh? In other words, everyone should calm down & realize that things may not be what they appear to be, and just sit tight. /mama hen mode )
No idea who the blind is about, but if it's a true one, then that guy really needs to get a life, and so do the women he picks up using that line. *shakes head*
This was a nice thread to come back to. I've had a helluva morning and this gave me enough to relax. I'd love a cigarette right now, but I quit smoking two years and 59 days ago. If anyone still smokes, please enjoy one for me.
Thanks again to all for making this an awesome trip down "Let's out Enty" Lane!
Please don't post my porn history. Or my husbands. :)
I really liked Cowboys and Aliens. Great mashup of genre films.
i'm falling in love with B Profane! don't hate penetrate!
@Mango, Bwahahahaha! Kirk Douglas!!!
All this drama over a BI! Geez!
I'm guessing Tate Donovan too, never found him attractive.
"Enty's little whores" nice talk but I guess it takes one to know one.
It would be nice if our B Profane was a bot but unfortunately I think this sad sack is a shining example of someone needing a little attention, even if it is the negative kind. Nothing more, nothing less. And don't worry about your personal info getting loose out there on the Internets, I think B Profane has been watching too many spy thrillers. Sad that they get their kicks threatening innocent people, there's a name for that.
Oh but I better shut up now, might hurt the poor little scumbags feelings. It's not nice to make fun of the mentally ill but in cases like this, so very gratifying.
That having your porn history exposed might not be such a bad thing. Think of all the new sites we would all learn about. The internet is a big place & I'm sure there's all kinds of great porn I haven't come across. It will be one of those "the wisdom of the crowd" exercises.
It's also kind of dumb to threaten people on the internet when you don't know who those people know. (And no, that's not a veiled threat/implication. Just a fact.)
LOL @ lazyday
Oh man, I love it when people get all hyped up on the internet and threaten to "post personal information" or destroy a person through cyber slander. Please. What are you? Anonymous? Unless you are some elite hacker (which I highly doubt because every single hacker I've known of has never threatened IN WRITING to do what you're threatening to do), all of this is hot air.
One, you've already incriminated yourself by posting your intent on this site should someone not agree with you. Sure, you can "delete" your comments, but there is such a thing as computer forensics which have no problem digging through servers and such to pull said information. Someone as intelligent as you should be well aware of this, right?
Secondly, so you're going to post someone's SSN, their personal information, and basically hack into their system to exploit them through whatever means for your own personal gain. Congratulations. You've committed a cyber crime. You do realize there are entities within the FBI and such that frown upon such things?
So please, keep on trolling and blustering away in your mission to scare people into submission. This is an entertainment site. The information provided on here is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.
Get over yourself. No one cares who you are. Seriously. And if you, indeed, are someone of note, acting like this only paints you in a petty, selfish light.
Now if you excuse us, we have some celeb gossip to get back to. ;)
(Not trying to pick a fight; just putting in my $.02 worth.)
@ Robin - What the fuck??? You do NOT have to apologize for having an opinion.
B. Profane can pound sand. He's a big old attention whore-- and he has the nerve to call us whores? Look at his posts - verbose pieces of puffery about himself. It's all about him. He even tried to make the fucking Oreo thread yesterday about him but there were no takers. Thank god.
Dear B. Profane: We don't give a shit who Enty is. We come here for the gossip and the laughs and the comradery among the posters and you continually SUCK OUT THE FUN.
YOU ARE A KILLJOY. A BUZZKILL.
Please, find another site to troll if you are going to continue to pull this bullshit every couple of months.
@Lola, no worries :) That's not my style...
B didn't come back. Does that mean that he is placing all of our info on the web or did he finally take his meds?
I know you all will hate me for this but I find B. P to be very entertaining. I guess he will disappear for a month or so like he did the last time he caused a shitstorm, then he'll be back because he can't keep away from all the witty and insightful comments (not being snarky). And I will love his posts all over again!
I don't post a lot, but read every day. Is it sick that I sometimes find more entertainment out of these type of threads than the BIs themselves? Just me?
@Mango - bahahaha re: Kirk Douglas
And I kind of like the Michael A./Kristen Stewart guess. Got nothing of my own.
@ B, yes these are always the best threads!! People getting all crazy over something that will never have an impact on their life whatsoever!
Go back to talking about your "honeys" asking for pearl necklaces, b. That was less gross than what you're doing now. Smh.
@Em...
But it might be your split personality's. ;P
As a side comment to the Oreo thread...
If you like Oreos but the ingredients gross you out, try Newman's Own "Oreo" cookies. They actually taste better, have no weird ingredients and are organic to boot!
Yummy!
@rex...
Ewwwwwwww! I am NOT sorry I missed that.
OKAY OKAY YOU WIN
I googled 'interracial DP' the other day.
THERE!
Ok seriously, what's wrong with B Profane? All this threatening because he didn't like Enty referring to someone as A+++? Wow, get a life B. and I don't give a flying f**k if you post who I am on here. Do you really think I would lose my job or something because people found out that I read CDAN and occasionally post a comment? PSYCHO!!! Oh, and I'll get you started. My first name is Michelle.
I WAS CURIOUS, THAT'S ALL.
Oh, hi Michelle.
B needs to be the guy who knows everything, whose word is gold on any and ALL subjects (including whether or not things that happened in YOUR life actually happened--he even knows that). He needs attention. That's why he starts shit, whether it's arguing over this, calling us whores, making a cryptic puzzle about Enty's real identity----I fell for it for awhile. Then I started recognizing the very very sad aspects to B, and I understand a bit where they come from. He can't help it. But I wish he would.
welcome, Michelle! Keep commenting!
Fritters I am not familiar with you but I just fell in love. Amen!
"Don't you know who I am?!" "Pay attention to me!" "You are all idiots! You don't get it! I'm important!" "Women can't get enough of me! I'm very attractive!" "Watch as I spectacularly crash and burn on a regular basis!"
This could be Lindsay Lohan talking, but it's paraphrases from B.Profane. It's kind of hilarious when you think about it.
@Libby...
Well now I'm gonna post all of your shit online. I have the power! ;)
(I was posting in response to the lard (now crisco) in Oreos...blech.)
B, it must be because you and B. Profane are ONE AND THE SAME!!!! (j/k)
I think the first time I got into it with B was about a legal matter that I had been personally involved in and he told me I was wrong and he knew because he had dated a lawyer (a very, very, VERY important lawyer IIR).
Robin, can that make people nastier? Might explain a few things. Also, in Chinese Astrology it is the Year of the Snake, a bit of a difficult year. However, how you handle adversity at the start of the year determines the general run of your year, if you handled it with good grace your year will be better, if not your year will be even crappier than expected.
Hmm - interesting - haven't heard from B Profane since Lola mentioned the various crimes he could be prosecuted for if he carries out his threats. Guess he's getting in contact with Anonymous for them to start investigating all of us.
Johnny Simmons, he used to go out with Emma Watson.
In case he deletes it later, here's a recap of B. Profane's posts in this thread so far:
Oh bullshit! Don't even, this overhyped fake crap! There has never been an A+++ movie actress who was a C in terms of talent, unless you me Liz Taylor.
Don't feed the ghosties. Crap, utter crap. Totally fucking fake.
7:33 AM
"...count Liz Taylor."
7:34 AM
No, no, no, you silly people. Think about it:
--A+++ name recognition means one of the most famous names in the history of film all-time. Like Liz or Hepburn.
--"B-list mostly movie..." means someone who is still working in films. Who has that kind of fame who is still working? Except for Meryl, nobody. Noooo-body. No, don't even try to debate it, nobody.
--"C-list when it comes to acting talent," rules out Meryl, except that she was already rule out.
Don't you get when you're being fucked with?
7:58 AM
Keep trying to guess who I am, ghosties! I can bust your cyber-anonymity far easier than you can mine--and you have more to lose. I could give a shit less. It literally would not hurt my professional stature at all to be outed; can you say the same? How you gonna get another carpet gig?
Jesus, keep the idiotic bullshit in check, huh? Obviously a lot of the content for the blog is pre-written and cued for the next morning, and just as obviously the most overblown crapola is written by some sleazy flack with a bottle of wine in her.
Here's a clue for free, one that I give to my worst students: try not fucking up for once. You might get in the habit and find it edifying.
8:19 AM
Oh please:
--I don't have a website. I'm super-paranoid (for professional reasons) about web presence, social media footprint, etc.
--If I was wrong about who or what I have intimated with regard to CDAN, why haven't I just been banned? Because banning me from commenting would be incriminating.
--I regularly point out that there is strong evidence that the founder of CDAN, whoever he/she/that yeti is, is an authentic, probably very senior and established entertainment professional.
In short, how about not posting ludicrous BI clues instead of getting into a serious pissing contest with me. That path has server you all better in the past.
8:45 AM
Libby, I'm just fine, honey. Don't worry about me.
8:46 AM
Oh look, it's the un-funny satire misdirection ploy again. That works once only.
How about we all just agree that the ghosty in question needs a kick upside the head and downgrade the clue to "A+ name recognition"?
8:53 AM
OK, look, it's all Enty's little whores coming out of the woodwork, trying to obfuscate. Not going to work.
So...who wants their SSN, home phone, cell, address history and full credit report posted worldwide, on hard sites beyond reach of US law? Anyone? No takers? CC numbers? Bank account numbers? Porn search history?
You want to play hardball because you don't like me calling you sleazy flacks, we can do that. Fine with me.
9:07 AM
never mind, i just saw " C list when it comes to acting talent" Emma's a great actress. so i change my vote to Michael Arangano
Lola, if the fact that i googled 'interracial DP' somehow gets on the internet, I am in TROUBLE!!!
Thanks Jamie 2, seriously. Good thinking!
From the post at 8:19AM:
" It literally would not hurt my professional stature at all to be outed..."
First, love, learn the definition of "literally."
Second, if it wouldn't hurt your "professional stature" to have your "students" pass the above comments around class with your real name attached, including all the rage, profanity, condescension, threats, & contradictions - I'm going to guess you teach auto mechanics 101 at a trade school.
(Apologies to anyone who really does.)
Gah! @Lola, don't make me more paranoid!
@Libby, holy shit. How do you know all this stuff?
Folks, google "Interracial DP Define" and DON'T click on any of the links.
Well, unless that's your thing, of course.
Star said...
Michael Angarano-he used to date Kristen Stewart. She would be the B actress with A+++ name and C talent wise
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Great guess Star! Kristen fits the unusually divergent actress description to a Tee.
@ Jamie2 - Normally I don't get emailed replies to a thread (hate the clutter) but when I know a thread is going to blow up, or when someone is going to delete their posts I'll click the email box because reading the thread later when posts have been deleted makes little sense.
Awwwww man, I miss all the good stuff.
Jamie---I was a waitress for YEARS. No subject is off limits with co-workers, unless it's NOT about sex.
Feel free mikey!
Just wanted to pop in to say: I don't care either.
My first thought was Chris Kline.
@Lola - I LOVE Newman O's! They're way better than Oreo's and after eating Newman O's, I can't even eat oreo's, they taste like sugary wax!
Love Bruce Campbell and Bubba Ho Tep. I left this post about 930 this morning because I didn't really care about cheesy pick up lines. But Holy Hell wtf happened here? I'm only half way through and now I need wine too. Sheesh.
@alex t still wins! Loved that whole weekend.
Wow, this thread made my day! I think I peed into my tights a couple of times. Sure made the hours go by fast. Thanks everyone.
Well that was interesting. I'm glad no one took the rabbit hole bait this time. B. Profane owes me a Sunday he took away from me months ago on that wild goose chase. I now take his comments with a grain of salt. Good job @Lola out legaling ( is that even a word?) him.
@ SusanB - I found this thread on BuzzFeed the other day:
Reasons Why Publix Is The Best Grocery Store To Ever Exist
*sigh*
All I can think of after this thread is
"Tiger Blood"
&
"Sugar Tits"
This is some phenomenal ranting today. Would have made a great recording!
Is this the blog, rej carebear? http://mylifeasafictionalcharacter.blogspot.com/2010/07/welcome-to-next-five-minutes-of-your.html?m=1
Sorry no clickability
@Nobody Special: What makes you think that is him? You must have some reason other than you found a blog with an idiot egomaniac posting. Aren't they all like that?
Jaime, because the name of the author is B. Profane.
Although I don't think that is him, because there are two bloggers named B. Profane.
RCB, did I get your e-mail wrong?
Mikey, your earlier post was hilarious, thanks!
I can't believe how heated up some people get here. About Enty, at each other, etc. Bizarre.
Okay, this is way out of left field. I re-read his tantrums a few times I think B. Profane is simultaneously spewing venom at us and Enty (or the Enties, as he calls them).
WE aren’t the Ghosties, it’s the women he claims are Enty’s ghost writers. The only way his PMS attack makes sense is if HE is the subject of the blind! It’s totally him and he’s all embarrassed and felling exposed and has a bee in his bonnet. This is also why he's so attached to the "correct" ranking of the ex in question.
Just like JSierra mentioned last week, we ALL obscure our identity on here and I think you guys took the past clues that B. dropped about himself as truth. All of that spouting could be as fake as Pammy’s tits. I think that B. is the C+ actor and he got shot down after using some bullshit line on chick recently and Enty’s blind is about HIM.
Consider the possibility and re-read his rants. The bile is originally directed at ENTY, with B.’s responses down thread eventually directed to everyone else who was like, WTF?
Then again, I could still be on Investigation – you know the rest!
Mango, Publix is my BFF.
CDAN Reader,I laughed out loud.
Haha, CDAN Reader, that is beautiful! Bust a nut with a Le'Ann tantrum!
Totally OT: For anyone that watches Justified, I think that Drew Thompson is really his wife, Eve.
He used some of that stolen $$ to get a sex change so he could hide in plain sight. She really has NO photos of them together after being married for 20+ years? Bitch, please. So…yeah, that’s how MY hamster brain works.
Clickable link for Nobody Special. Hmmm.
OMG Dia!! I LOVE Norman Reedus! So jealous!! I was explaining to my bf during the last episode how he's so sexy, but not necessarily classically handsome. But really just so sexy!
@Agent**It: ITA. My Publix rocks. What is that all about?
Libby, I posted it in a super secret place, out of the reach of the general public and the internet feds. It's so super secret that I'M not sure where I posted it.
Was that wrong?
;)
We don't have Publix. :(
@CDAN Reader...lol, I love your conspiracy theory however, if B had dated anyone of note, especially an A+(++) actress, I've no doubt he would have managed to slip that into a conversation at some point.
I'm kinda surprised B hasn't deleted anything.
Jaimie 2. Because they are still a privately owned company..:)
@katydid...I have my moments. :)
(I'm not ALWAYS cranky/crotchety ;) )
I'm with you on this one, dude
@ Jamie2 - I moved to CA last year from FL and was bitching and moaning one day here that I missed Publix (the whole grain bread fresh from the bakery, their fried chicken, their stores are so clean, etc. None of the chains here can compete.) SusanB once had a chicken tender sandwich for dinner in my honor, lol and she mentioned Publix today upthread so I posted a link from BuzzFeed about the store.
Sorry to bore anyone who isn't lucky enough to live near one, but they rock.
@mango...thanks for the link! I'm going there tomorrow morning. Sad it'll be the highlight of my week.
I actually had the same tought as cdan reader. Just not in so much detail. After all, B has, on several occasions, spoken of the great importance of people he used to date.
@ CDAN Reader - I'm confused. Okay, we (the readers) are not the "ghosties", but are we "Enty's little whores coming out of the woodwork"?
@Mango, that's what B said - whoever said anything about what he said was one of Enty's whores coming out of the woodwork.
"Not now Ironman" was my favorite comment of the year. Hands down.
@Mango...
I believe that yes, we are Enty's whores. But I also think B means that at least some of the posters are also enty ghostwriters who come in to defend the lead "enty" so that he isn't exposed.
@Agent...me too!
I wish I was ghost writing for this site! I guess I have to settle for being a whore.
Judging from the sheer amount of b*ery Enty gets for grammar, misspellings, and downright unreadable posts... any possible ghosts must be good at faking it hard.
DIA PAPAYA DON'T YOU PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT. YOU TOUCHED NORMAN!!!??? Please bombard me with ridiculous details ASAP.
Please, no, someone stop them from revealing that I regularly comment on a gossip site! The shame it will bring my family is unthinkable! My coworkers and boss will be mortified! The world as I know it will destruct! Aahahdhdhdjsdkjfhakjfhafh!!!!!
My name is Jillian, I live in Texas, I am 23 years old and I love Harry Potter and Norman Reedus. I am out, and proud!
Thank you for the clarification.
Since most of the posters were regulars, I didn't understand the "Enty's little whores" comment.
I don't think being a regular reader and poster makes me, nor the others one of Enty's "whores" anymore than it would B. Profane.
I am appalled that b profane called the broads here whores. I imagine there are quite a few here that never exchanged sex for cash and still possess souls.
Go ahead and post my porn search history. These people need to know where to find the good stuff.
I think I just fell in love with you, Count.
"So NO, B. Profane, it is NOT Kirk Douglas telling all the hot octogenarians at the dialysis center that he banged MYRNA LOY back in 1949 so he can get into their bloomers."
I love you forever, Mango, on the basis of that comment alone. It was brilliant. If every writer on 30 Rock had even tried to write a response, they'd have failed at being so pitch-perfect.
omg, me too @FSP
@ Mango Yes, B. was calling us and any commenter who dared to disagree with him or question his authority one of Enty’s whores. He’s like a wounded animal lashing out right now so he pushed a button to get everyone twisted up into knots and it worked! Please don’t take the bait. B. could have easily called us Enty’s minions, or lap dogs, or lackeys, etc., but those names don’t have the fire power of WHORE. Sticks and stones, B.! Sticks and stones.
@Count - is it okay to exchange sex for burritos? I'm asking for a friend.
@Amber: Homemade or Taco Bell?
All I could think about while reading this thread (besides not LOLing my head off) was this:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta
I really gotta start reading this site earlier in the day!
My GOD you people crack me up!
"Not now, Iron Man" was the best, yes!
What brings a lurker out of the woodwork? Maybe something like this, so Thankyou B Profane! BTW you sound a lot like my ex, sure you're not in Australia?
What brings a lurker out of the woodwork? Maybe something like this, so Thankyou B Profane! BTW you sound a lot like my ex, sure you're not in Australia?
@ Amber - I was going to comment that I like tacos (and I do, the hard shell corn ones) but it just sounded dirty. I don't want to get the Count all excited n stuff.
@ Jamie 2 - Awww, thanks@
I just skimmed this thread because it's almost bed time, so can someone confirm for me that the gist of it is: B.Profane is into interracial DP and wants us all to be his whores?
@Jamie - chipotle or better!
@Mango - haha pink tacos
@Mooshki - add extorting us whores with personal information security, and I'd say you've got it!
Yea Mikey!!
And... I can't remember what the BI was about. lol. But I'm so excited to be meeting so many new whores! Welcome everyone!
Whores & ghosties & extortion oh my!
Wish I would have been around for all this!
@ Zeeky - Thanks for the link!
I like the olde English one. I'm thinking it should hand written, with a quill on parchment, and delivered by messenger pigeon. But that would take too long and I'm used to the instant gratification of the internets.
Not that today has been particularly gratifying. :-/
Hahahaha, Hi I'm a whore.
Mooshki, way to pick a name I can't type when I've been at the wine, but I think you may be onto something about B. Profane wanting us all to be his whores. I have no confirmation that he's into that internet DP thingy, but the brain cells are shedding like dandruff here. Also, until today, I didn't know there was a DP inter-racial-network-
Oh, fuck it. Just ask Libby. She knows everything.
Some people take the Crazy in CDaN way too literally.
This is exactly who I thought of when I read this. Too bad. I liked him in "Sky High".
Hi, Sarah! Welcome to WhoreTown! :b
CDAN Reader, we are huge justified watchers here and just finally got to watch this weeks episode tonight. Best show on TV at this moment in my husband and my opinion. Like your theory, but I also think it could be Shelby.
Lol @prolixe.
FORMER whore, asshole!
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