Sunday, March 17, 2013

Blind Item #7

When this former A list movie and television actor who is now still a B with A+ name recognition gets drunk, he also gets naked. It does not matter where he is. He knows this and his family knows it. Party and gets drunk? Clothes are coming off. At home entertaining on Christmas and gets drunk? Clothes off. Not just down to underwear, but everything. Naked. A big round mound of jiggling naked flesh. And can be grabby. He gets away with it though because he is funny while he is doing it. Still though, after years of practice, he confines his drunkeness to private places.

70 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Danny DeVito

timebob said...

Seth Rogan or Jonah Hill

and if you don't follow enty on twitter in honor of St. Pat's day all postings are blind items that are either drunk or Irish related

Happy St. Pat's Day!

Pip said...

Gross, VIP.

Izzie said...

Uncle Louie, put your clothes back on! The grandkids are coming!

haha, whoever this is, they must lock the liquor cabinet at Christmas. Fun times!

Pip said...

Rogan isn't too round anymore, I don't think he fits. Not sure if Hill has A+ name recognition. It sounds like someone who has been around a bit longer than those two.

dc4b said...

kiefer!

L said...

Devito

usernametaken said...

Will Ferrell

VIPblonde said...

You're all welcome for the mental image :) Happy St Paddy's Day!!!

Izzie said...

VIPBlonde: Girl on Fire!

nevermindthat said...

It says a big round mound of jiggling flesh implying a portly person. Keifer is a drunk but he is still quite slender

feraltart said...

John Goodman

Loserly said...

Ah-nold Scwartznegger

Redd said...

Will Ferrell!

delete account said...

My first thought too and oh God what a terrible visual! Good for my weight loss diet though.

Harmie said...

I don't know why but the first person who came to mind was Jack Black. Was he ever on television?

delete account said...

Kiefer Sutherland running around nekkid--I WISH!

Katherine "Katie" said...

Jason Segal? I read somewhere once that he got drunk at a party and did this.

delete account said...

Danny DeVito, all the way. Who else is drunk and round and jiggly and grabby?

GRANDPARENTAL ADVISORY: THE FOLLOWING VISUAL AID CONTAINS GRAPHIC AND REPULSIVE CONTENT THAT MAY BE EXTREMELY DISTURBING TO ANYONE UNDER 70. VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED:
I keep imagining a little fat nekkid Jello snowman rolling down Rodeo in Beverly Hills with poor Rhea running after him trying to catch him, and him pinching every booty that he can. Of course his Jello is the cherry flavor, his favorite, with a peeled banana flanked by two mini-marshmallows down below.

Pip said...

Ick!

Sherry said...

I'm thinking John Goodman too.

Either that or my friend Steve. Big MO for him and alcohol.

Sugar said...

Jason Siegal sure seems comfy with his body.

Shelly said...

McConaughy. I've personally witnessed it.

Basil said...

This sounds like Devito. He loves his drink. And if he did get naked, I could see people not being too offended because he is a fun drunk and short, which makes it less offensive to women.

Jeneral said...

Alec Baldwin

The Real Dragon said...

Yo invite me to the parties man.

Unless is Danny devito. It's okay I lost my invite int the mail

sandybrook said...

Until jiggling came up my first thought was Rob Lowe now Ive got zilch. The thought of DeVito doing that is totally a disgusting one.

RubyDust said...

I have an ex-boyfriend who used to do this. Years later he told me he had been sexually molested as a child. So it makes me wonder about the subject of this blind.

Mango said...

Jim Carrey

WareCat said...

I'm gonna be completely honest & say that w/ every blind I read, I just scroll to VIP's guesses. That girl is on point =)

erika said...

i thought matt mc too...

Anna V. Xol said...

I love this guess. Plus, i can see how he would be funny about it and people wouldn't mind. And he is a tall dude so there would be a lot to see.

PS said...

Kieffer?

mistang said...

When I was reading this, Danny DeVito popped into my head. Unfortunately.

chopchop said...

I think this is about Enty himself. The "private place" being his parents' basement.

Kitty said...

I'm surprised no one thought of Russell Crowe.

timebob said...

Russell Crowe isn't a TV actor

superello said...

Woody Harrelson!
Cheers TV, Boston, very Irish.

Anonymous said...

I'd say Danny Devito, he has a known serious drinking problem and was extremely intoxicated on a couple of well known morning shows. Seeing as how it's reported that Rhea is back with him, let's hope he's gottne some help.

Geebz said...

with Harmie

"I don't know why but the first person who came to mind was Jack Black. Was he ever on television?"

Has he been on tv?

Sherry said...

Scratchy that was comedy gold!

smash said...

I immediately thought matthew mcconaughey. Naked bongo playing in the moonlight.

trainrides said...

I also wanna be grabbed by a naked Kiefer.

WareCat said...

Ha, an epi of Yo Gabba Gabba. Still on my dvr for my daughter.

hollywood dime said...

Kevin james

NapAssasin said...

Fuck the other guys, this is my husband. Every. Time. In fact I found jeans, t shirt & jacket in the driveway, boots in the basement and today my place is a frat house. Happy St. Pat's Day!

Unknown said...

But he has a tight body; not jiggly.

NaughtyNurse said...

Danny Devito, all the way. He has NO shame about his sweaty girth and shows it off all the time on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And damn, it IS funny!

Unknown said...

But was JB playing himself? Would that matter? He was nominated for an Oscar two years ago for Bernie, so hopefully he isn't former A list. I could forgive the nudity but not the manhandling...Noooooooo!

Unknown said...

Oops I meant Golden Globe nomination.

smash said...

It's Devito all the way. I just like picturing Matthew naked playing his "bongo" ;)

Unknown said...

Robin Williams

Rosemary Young said...

Just to be different: Kevin James?

Lisa said...

The portly ones I have no idea but I will say I have ABSOLUTELY no problem at all with seeing Keifer Sutherland, Matthew McConauhey or even Woody Harrlson running around without clothing.

Unknown said...

A common fantasy probably. :)

Honey Bunny said...

Danny D. Is known to get really wasted and him being the funny man that he is can get away with it.

trudi said...

I'd say Danny D. but he kept his clothes on during his drunkity drunk visit to "The View".

Spicy Pumpkin said...

James Gandolfini.

whocaresnow12 said...

Keizer, but he still goes public from time to time

Goldwater's Ghost said...

Mike Myers

Pini 27 said...

Danny Devito was drunk on ONE morning show and really came across like he had been partying way too late the night before. Its not like he did a drunken morning show tour.

For some reason, I can't imagine him doing this and bothering to keep it a secret. The man showed his ass after climbing out of a couch (which was funny as hell!).

KLM said...

Hahaha... Chopchop - I came on to say the same thing. This blind is clearly about Enty!

EGB said...

@warecat, I agree, VIPBlondie is on it!

Unknown said...

in what world is MM either fat, rotund, or jiggly mounded? He's barely got meat in his bones, even now.

Hegg said...

Adam Sandler

Deryn said...

My first thought was Kelsey Grammer, but ... as much as I like/feel kinda sorry for him, I can't imagine him being very off-the-cuff funny while he's naked and grabby. So ... I'll go with DeVito. Poor Rhea.

cc423 said...

I read this as Jack Black. And NOT because I wanted to.

crila16 said...

I like the Danny DeVito guess. He has a reputation for being a grabby grabby pig with women.

Unknown said...

I peed a little scratchy kitty. thank you for the priceless visual to recall at the most inappropriate of times

csproat said...

Yeah Scratchy Kittly....I nearly suffocated while laughing at your fruit salad description of Danny Devito.....

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