Saturday, March 02, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 24, 2007

Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.

Johnny Depp

62 comments:

Sugar said...

Wonder what that bus ride was like! I can't believe Johnny Depp would take a civilian bus to Tijuana though. I mean he's rich and can afford a private something, right?

auntliddy said...

Depp is such a pig. Another person i would fear disease from. And he is such a phony.

Xander Dyle said...

This sounds like the plot to the movie "Losin' It"!

Diana G said...

I have the biggest crush on him! ;-)

Laura said...

Yuck!

ABlake said...

Aww, I really wanted him to not be 'that guy'. :( Loved Benny and Joon.

Oh well, Vanessa is better off without him.

Diana G said...

Oh, but this is disgusting behavior from him.

O'Really said...

Gross....I thought he and Vanessa were the real deal. I thought it was great that he moved to France and appeared to live a relatively anti-Hollywood type of life. Between Amber Heard and this, I've lost all respect for him. He's just disgusting to me now.

nudibelle said...

Jesus

Redd said...

word.

Kerrimoo said...

I want to like him, because I like his work, but he's a dick. His mumbling interviews are embarrassing, trying to be all cool and deep and shit. Pretentious prat.

dragon said...

interesting!

SusanB said...

Isn't he supposed to have really poor personal hygiene habits? Perhaps he prefers dirty (as in physically dirty) women.

ureallyannoyme said...

Yeah, Johnny Fucking Depp took a party bus to whore around in Tijuana rather than pay a driver $75/ hr.

Saturday Intern Enty sucks.

marie-ski said...

So just because the hooker is in TJ instead of hollywood that makes them 'physically' dirty @susanB ?

Unknown said...

Where does it say he took a PUBLIC bus? Oh, it doesn't.

Anybody can rent a greyhound type of bus & driver.

Like minded men - new friends? Friend of a friend kind of thing with the group? I'm all for pissing on some of these blinds and Enty sometimes, but I don't think this blind is egregious.

msgirl said...

So he was screwing around all the way back. He's now crossed off my list. Oh well, he wasn't that high to begin with, altho I did love him in Chocolat.

I'm sure he rented a bus to take his friends with.

So what happened to the chic?

ms_wonderland said...

A few years back, Johnny bought (his trust bought) a penthouse apartment in downtown LA. The holier-than-thou fangirls refused to believe he bought it because, why would he need it? I think we have an answer to that!

Well done Jme, first to name JD in the blind. Not many agreed.

rejectedcarebear said...

My friend hires a bus and driver every year for the St Patricks Day parade and she's a bartender- you can rent a bus for personal use.

This sounds like a gonzo idea

Izzie Marceaux said...

ureallyannoyme, I agree. But the blind is from 2007 - is this the same writer? That said, I don't believe this is true. Sounds like a guy who got stoned on a bus with another who looked just like Johnny, and had himself a little delusional trip.

FrenchGirl said...

it looks like too much Las Vegas Parano and who can believe that Depp took a bus to go in Tijuana?

@Izzie Marceaux: +1

hag said...

TOTAL phony

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All about Eve said...

I don't know why it's so hard to believe, he's always trying to be so anti Hollywood and it does sound like something he would do being the "bohemian and deep" guy that he supposedly is.

faux101 said...

What a pretentious pig.. Gross!

FrenchGirl said...

the not secret Dowtown unit

Depp $2,100,000 penthouse unit

Circe said...

@Marie-ski, thank you for writing this. That was so blatantly racist.

FrenchGirl said...

@Ms Wonderland:
Depp's not secret penthouse

Circe said...

Try driving by Highland and Santa Monica Blvd...those prostitutes look tore up and scary.

faux101 said...

Also, doesn't Johnny have kids? Daughters with Vanessa Paradis if my memory serves me right. Wonder what it would feel like for him if he know some old creep BOUGHT his daughters body to pleasure himself with? Fucking hate grown men who supposedly should know better, act like their shit don't stink and then do shit like this..

I don't believe in shaming or punishing male/female/trans sexworkers and I don't mean to offend but Johnny Depp is a POS for using women who might have been born into the industry and have no hope of ever escaping.

This really gets my blood boiling! A priveliged filthy rich white man throwing more money into these young ladies personal hell, making sure they don't leave.. Fuck Johnny Depp!

discoflux said...

Faux101 said it for me.

Brenda L said...

If after he retires, Enty is ever asked "what do you feel you accomplished with this blog?" he can always reply "I ruined Johnny Depp for Brenda, something the world said could never be done."

califblondy said...

I think he has a son and daughter. Hey, there are some very fancy party buses for hire and all kinds of action back and forth to TJ.

iheartjacksparrow said...

I call bogus on this "reveal." Johnny would have been flying all over the world in May 2007 to promote the release of "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End." Where are all the other guys on the bus to verify this?

brooklyngirl said...

Johnny Depp is a womanizer..It is funny when people defend someone they don't know.

Read "Once Upon a Star" by Peggy Trentini anecdotal celebrity relationships and flings with the likes of Sylvester Stallone, Billy Idol, Mick Jagger, Nicolas Cage, Sean Penn, Kevin Costner, Johnny Depp,Vince Neil, Sting.

Agent**It said...

SusanB was not making a racist statement. Stop it.

Christopher Cruz said...

I feel vindicated in never having liked him and avoiding his movies like the plague. The end.

Popnursing said...

Actually TJ is very physically dirty. I remember going there once as a kid. Nothing on Santa Monica Drive compares to that kind if poverty. And that was 30 years ago - yeah it's dirty, not racist.

Anna Nonymous said...

no longer a fan, once you bang hookers you're scum, nuff said.

Anna Nonymous said...

why would Enty make up blinds? there's way too many good real blinds and salacious shit going on, he has no need to fabricate this. you guys just don't want to believe it because you're fans, I get that, but turning on Enty? when he just giving away all of this information for our simple entertainment? Seems wrong to me.

AKM said...

What Kerrimoo said. I WANT to like him, but he's just gross in every way.

Anyone seen that website/article that talked about his teeth? Or was that here? Talk about GROSS. No one rich or famous should have gross, dirty teeth. (Interesting teeth, of course, is a different matter...cute gaps, less-than-straight, whatever. But dirty is ICK.)

Kloie said...

The hookers in TJ have sex with donkeys. If that's not dirty, I don't know what is.

chachi said...

Agree Brenda L!! Only I would expand that to include "he ruined the fantasy of the WHOLE industry" for me! Now I just feel sorry for them all.....and yet still strangely intrigued by their gossip (I just feel like I need a shower after, now).

mistang said...

I used to have the biggest crush on him up until he seemed to get waaay too into his "Pirates" character. Anyone ever see the Robot Chicken clip where someone wants to fantasize about having sex with him? This is how I see Johnny Depp now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HblbpLwC_XA

Flor Avila said...

You know I try to never be judgemental with any folks. I take people for who they are face value. Grant it I have a keen eye for reading people very well, therefore my intimate circle is rather small. Anyways, I remember meeting JD in my early teens for a "Say No 2 Drugs" event in Chicago. His demeanor and mannerisms were so unbelievably contrite. Obviously not a true believer of "Method" acting. LOL
But.
This is not a true revelation. I mean, Actors act and they have an image to portray, so really all people in general have "secrrets" . It is just juicier to hear them though. Me, not too much. I really rather have folks tell me honest stories. But, realistacally, not gonna happen, therefore speculation via hearsay is ok. LOL

Flor Avila said...

You know I try to never be judgemental with any folks. I take people for who they are face value. Grant it I have a keen eye for reading people very well, therefore my intimate circle is rather small. Anyways, I remember meeting JD in my early teens for a "Say No 2 Drugs" event in Chicago. His demeanor and mannerisms were so unbelievably contrite. Obviously not a true believer of "Method" acting. LOL
But.
This is not a true revelation. I mean, Actors act and they have an image to portray, so really all people in general have "secrrets" . It is just juicier to hear them though. Me, not too much. I really rather have folks tell me honest stories. But, realistacally, not gonna happen, therefore speculation via hearsay is ok. LOL

ureallyannoyme said...

I'm not a Johnny Depp fan, haven't seen him in anything since Edward Scissorhands, couldn't care less. This blind doesn't pass the sniff test for me (as many blinds and non-blinds on many sites don't), and I think too many people accept gossip as canon without using critical judgement.

Go ahead and believe everything you read, though.

Alicia said...

Completely agree! Verrrry Gonzo!

This doesn't seem at all our of character for JD

Mango said...

@ SusanB - Don't even bother feeding the trolls, or I'll have you banned from Publix.


PuggleWug said...

Prostitutes who have sex with donkeys and numerous strangers probably are dirtier than prostitutes who just have sex with strangers. Google donkey shows. It is extremely dirty.

Goodnight said...

I read the bus full of like-minded individuals as meaning he took a charted bus filled with rich, powerful (drunk) guys who also wanted discreet hooker fun in Mexico. I don't think he was slumming it with 19-year-olds wanting to cash their v-card or anything.

Really gross, but not surprising. I don't believe there's really such a thing as a celebrity who isn't an asshole. Even the celebrities I like are probably raging assholes on the d/l.

Alicia said...

Our own government funds these type of trips. Well under the guise of official business. Secret Service in Venezuela ring a bell? At least Depp paid his hookers. This story is a non shocker to me. Boys will be boys. Especially those who are in power. I'm more disappointed in JDs recent career choices then his falandering on the side. He's always been a dirty rock star kind of actor.

Alicia said...

My bad .. Columbia .. I realized this right after I pressed publish

Jenn said...

He tries to present himself as this cool, intellectual 'dude', going so far as to put down middle America in one of his less than stellar interviews because they didn't take to one of his movies that frankly sucked. Seriously, the jackass is talking shit about a place when he grew up in freaking Florida, home of zombies and cannibals? I can talk, as my home state is Louisiana, birthplace of that world class intellectual, Britbrit. (This is sarcasm BTW) But ever since I read that, I've thought he was a pretentious twat, this blind makes me think he probably smells bad as well.

JSierra said...

I really don't see anything wrong with this. He wanted to be private with his hookers, so he went to them! Not to mention, he contributed to the local economy, and was so nice as to visit one girl twice. Some men like hookers, some don't. It's all about preference and unless it involves children, abuse, or animals, dirty sexy time with hookers doesn't sound like that big of a deal.

Count Jerkula said...

I would enjoy viewing a Fear and Loathing in Tijuana movie. Can Benicio start gaining weight?

lutefisk said...

Donkey sex reminds me of the movie "Bachelor Party" with Tom Hanks. It seemed funny back then. Now, just ewwwww!

Henriette said...

I don't know why this is a surprise. Depp has been cheating on his girlfriends and fiance├ęs for years.

I remember reading about Johnny Dipp's downtown L.A. penthouse a few years ago. He and Vanessa had a house for the kids in Bel Air.

The real estate agents called Dipp and Stamos J Squared when they became neighbors.

Christopher Cruz said...

My thoughts exactly!!!

FlirtyChick74 said...

Ewwww at Johnny Depp. He looks like the crypt keeper to me.

iheartjacksparrow said...

Anna Nonymous says: "why would Enty make up blinds? there's way too many good real blinds and salacious shit going on, he has no need to fabricate this. you guys just don't want to believe it because you're fans, I get that, but turning on Enty?"

Excuse me, but "Enty" is a documented liar and fraud. He, if this person is a he, has invented an identity to trash celebrities and scam readers under the guise of anonymity. I guess you've forgotten the two times he has begged for money from readers in exchange for something he never provided. If he is an attorney I think that his behavior would be grounds for disbarment. "Enty" is the only gossip blogger I read who is nameless and faceless.

caralw said...

Enty makes up tons of blinds... hence the disclaimer. Not sure if this one is made up or not. If he did buy a 2 million pad for a TJ hooker, I'm sure she didn't mind. Would guess he and Vanessa had an open relationship with certain guidelines.