Friday, March 01, 2013

Elin Nordegren Sleeping Over At Tiger Woods' House

In the past month, Elin Nordegren has spent the night over at Tiger Woods' house a handful of times as they attempt what The Enquirer is calling a trial marriage. Or, Tiger could have just been lazy and didn't want to log on to the computer and search through escort ads or listen to Lindsey Vonn complain about how much her knee hurts and how they should wait a few more days. Yeah, how does the Elin sleeping over work with the whole Lindsey Vonn dynamic. Is this a one night on one night off thing? Does Tiger have an understanding with Elin? Something like he gets to sleep with Lindsey and Elin promises not to hit him with a golf club? The couple were spotted together (above) over the weekend for the first time in years.

45 comments:

MISCH said...

she's an idiot

Christopher Cruz said...

First thing I thought, too. He's a dick.

Brea McCain said...

Some people just don't learn.

VIPblonde said...

Hey, at least she knows what she's getting into this time. Hope she brought a side piece too :)

FSP said...

Stoopid woman.

AuntJess said...

Is his d!ck that good? Cause we know she doesn't need the money. And yes those are the only 2 viable reasons to get back with him.

Cathy said...

I'd like to think that Elin is smarter than this and this she's got some plan to get more of this douchebag's money.

That being said, while I don't think a romantic relationship is a good idea, it would be good for the sake of the kids for them to be on friendly terms.

libby said...

GROSS. Sewer dick.

greenmountaingal said...

Oh Elin, I thought you were better than this. You don't need him! You got a crapload of money. Move on to someone more worthy of you.

phoenix said...

Maybe Elin is just at the point of being able to engage with Tiger on friendly terms again. She could have stayed in a guest room while the kids were visiting instead of just dropping them off, to create the semblance of being a family for their benefit. Going to wait and see before jumping to any conclusions.

Chris said...

Remember that story of Elin and her friends hitting the town, getting denied at a club, telling the bouncer "This is Tiger Woods' ex-wife!", and still not getting in? No doubt she misses the perks of being famous by association....

mikey said...

I don't know what to make of this - I'll wait and see. She wouldn't go back to him, would she?

JSierra said...

They must be Gemini's.

dee123 said...

How is she an idiot? She already got his money.

hunter said...

He has a big house, I'm on the guest room train for the sake of the kids. Why shouldn't she stay there?

Jamie 2, not Jaime 2 said...

Crazy like a fox - the Enquirer says she's demanding a $350 million no-cheat pre-nup. I'd take that bet if I were her.

Seriously, she might feel it's the best thing for the kids.

Baka Neko said...

Lili ill believe her sleeping over there when I see it. The picture looks like there at a kids sports game. Maybe they were watching one of their kids play?

An Angry Black Man on the Road to Redemption said...

Maybe he actually likes her, and she likes him. People can change.

g.strathmore said...

@JSierra, ha!

I don't know why people think Elin is smart. On the golddigger scale (which is comparable to the reality TV scale), she's smart, but compared to normal people, she's a nitwit.

Anna said...

Sometimes a parent loves the children more than he/she even loves herself/himself, and will do what's best for the children, whatever that might be in a given circumstance.

just curious said...

Black dick does that to white women.

kelly said...


:-) 'must be geminis" !
oh my. It's going to be a good day.

shag said...

True.

prolixe said...
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auntliddy said...

I know he is a tiger, but the adage,"A leopard doesnt change his spots", completely applies. He will always cheat, hes just wired that way.

just curious said...

Tiger's only mistake was getting married.You're young,rich and at the top of your game,why marry? No woman can equal you. What woman can bring as much to the table as you can? Marriage would be a blessing more so for her than you.the same with Kobe.Look at Jeter,he does it right,about 38 and he's dating some 18 year old model.

Alma said...

My first thought was that she was sleeping in a different room for the kids. Even with all the money in the world, for kids events I would put up with a douche. I doubt she is dumb enough to get back together.

prolixe said...

To feed the troll or not feed the troll... that is the question.

nudibelle said...

so she heard he was fuckin with someone who wasnt some escort hooters waitress disposable chick and brought her ass right on back?... typical ex batshit crazy type thing

nudibelle said...

unless she was sleeping in another room...IDK IDK

just curious said...

Considering your looks,YOU need to stop feeding...at least do so in moderation.

just curious said...

Never understood the hoopla around Cheetah Woods,David Letterman was bringing his girlfriend on vacation with his wife and kid."Angel" from Buffy/Slayer was married to a playmate when he got caught cheating.JFK might be as popular a president as Washington and Lincoln.He has been dead over 40 years but women in their 60's are still coming out saying they fucked him in the white house.How can you say something about Tiger???

just curious said...

Not all black dick is big. Mine is 2 inches hard. Probably one of the reasons I'm so damned angry.

Mango said...

She probably slept in another room. Why pay to stay at a hotel when she's there with HIS kids and Tiger has that huge house?

prolixe said...

Yeah, dumba*, that avi is me.

Mango said...

@ prolixe, you look GREAT in that picture! Tell Bradley I said hi!

just curious said...

I never said it was you,Jen is skinny.

Lelaina Pierce said...

They're probably "doin' it for the kids*." (*or the $$$)

I'm still not over her demolishing a perfectly lovely mansion.

Spiffypaws said...

@Lelaina
The price she paid for the home reflected the fact that it was in complete disrepair (infested w/ termites). It looked OK on the outside but was priced as a tear down. She gave Habitat for Humanity a couple of weeks to go in and salvage whatever they could before the home was demolished.

NaughtyNurse said...

Anna is 100% right. Sometimes a parent loves the children more than him/herself. Many people stay together as friends/partners in order to maintain the family unit.

prolixe said...
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prolixe said...

^Sorry, above was to JC. Damn it, I fed the trolls.

JSierra said...

If people are going to be dicks about how we all look then I guess I must finish the second half of the photobook so that everyone can see how good looking all us readers are. CDAN readers are the hottest crazy burrito whore cat ladies I have ever seen. Not sure what the guys on here are called yet...

just curious said...

Its' the internet,no one cares what you look like but you still couldn't fit into Jen's gown.

Admitt it,you like my posts,I give whitefolks something to think ,I "feed" your soul:p

just curious said...

If you're gonna call folks outta their name b/c you don't like their posts,then you leave yourself open to name calling.If you can't hack it,don't dish it out.

Anyone can post a pic and attach their username to it (HotorNot.com or F.M.Kill),besides women feel more validated by a man's opinion than another woman's and vice versa.That's not politically correct to say but its' the truth.