I don't know if you had a chance to watch Lindsay Lohan's lawyer in court yesterday, but it truly was one for the ages. There were a few things that could have made it better. Having a laugh track on with Shawn Holley's laugh. If Lindsay could have been there that would have been the icing on the cake. Just have a camera focused on her while the judge called her lawyer incompetent. Lindsay needs to do something fast because she is going to end up in jail if this goes to trial. I know, I know, I am excited about that possibility too. She won't though. She will take a deal and go to rehab for a month or two. She could also fire her lawyer and then try to get a continuance because the new lawyer would have to get up to speed. Meanwhile she could continue to party or as her lawyer said yesterday learn some valuable life lessons. You know, like liquor before beer is clear. Or is that the other way around? Then is it beer before liquor is sicker? See, these are things she would probably like to learn before going to rehab even though she doesn't have a problem with drinking or drugs.