Monday, April 22, 2013

Amanda Bynes Can Be Very Funny

I think we all know that Amanda Bynes must have a sense of humor. I mean, she can't look in the mirror everyday and not have a sense of humor about herself. At least I hope she is not serious about all of this. Amanda went on another of her Twitter rants over the weekend where she threatened to sue the world. This time it was specifically US Weekly who was in her sights, and at time she was funny, "It helps to have met them, it's run by the ugliest women and men I've ever met." She was racist, "Please say names of those supposed sources, they sound like you made them up like the crazy person you're trying to portray me as in your ugly magazine. I'm talking to the ugly Asian editor and all the ugly women I met when I did a shoot with you." She was also inappropriate. This time to The NY Daily News. "I know your paper is run by a bunch of old folks but maybe stop writing the same retarded thing about me."

Most of all though she was angry. "I am suing you (US Weekly) every week you put up awful photos with a false "I'm crazy" story. You have never contacted me once to find out who I am or what I'm up to. F**k You.

You know that you would like to hang out with her for one day and night. I just want to see what is going on in that head of hers and her thought process.

29 comments:

Diana G said...

Sigh...I feel sorry for Amanda Bynes. She obviously shouldn't have said those nasty things but, she's not in her right mind.

Count Jerkula said...

I think one day is all I could take. Maybe a weekend if she's down for S&M and I could ball gag her. Otherwise the incessant yapping would have me heading for the door 2 minutes after nutting.

She needs to find a nice guy who is addicted to smack. She could support his habit and the drug would numb him from the pain of her voice.

AndyCane said...

Oh chile, chile, chile

MISCH said...

Diane G

I feel the same way...

Anna Nonymous said...

I want to get high with her, and just see what comes out of her mouth. Probably something like "Did you know my cheek studs are two carat pink kitten diamonds? I want to be a model for Guess jeans, like Anna Nicole Smith. She's my idol." See I can't even come up with anything good because I can't even imagine that level of wackadoodle.

Anna Nonymous said...

And she's not faking any of it. She's an airhead child star raised in l.A, role modeling l.A women. Hence the blonde hair, the fuck me stillettos, the ripped tight jeans, the barbie makeup, she thinks vacuous real housewives of whereverthefuck are the standard, what she should attempt to attain. Plus, she's a dimwitted, vain, judgemental, snotty, ungrateful airhead, higher than a kite. So pretty much EXACTLY like a real housewife!

Agent**It said...

Crap, Enty female jr writing this.

Amber said...

I think I'd rather just observe her from afar. I don't need any crack pipe burns, mmkay.

Seachica said...

I'm over her. Every day the story is the same. It's just the pictures that are changing -- getting more plastic by the day

Jeneral said...

It amazes me that she thinks her twitter pics are preferable to the candid street shots taken by the paps.

Patty said...

Amanda, it beats the opposite...no one writing or caring about you at all.

Moosefan said...

Like I have said in other posts-this is either a joke/stunt and she is getting paid or this is a breakdown on the level of shaving head, hitting cars with umbrellas, ambulances and hospitals.

Martita L said...

Yep Moosefan....she seems crazy like a fox at times.

lazyday603 said...

I wonder if Joaquin Phoenix is too old for her. Somebody should hook those two up.

Robert said...

To me, the saddest thing about all of this is that it's working for her! Whether she's really crazy or not doesn't really matter. She merely acts like she is, and bang! Even the MSM are reporting on her antics from time to time. Considering that she's a former (according to her) actress who ostensibly has little reason to desire or want attention, she's getting her share of it and then some.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

What I don't understand is, if her lawyer and entire management team quit last year how can she sue all the blogs she's claiming she's going to sue. Does she have a new lawyer?

cornflowerbluezz said...

@Agent**it I might have to agree with you on this one.

Where's Shelly?

cornflowerbluezz said...

@Moosefan I agree. While she appeared to be going Lohag last year with the DUIs, she seemed to change direction pretty fast. (Talking to herself, etc.)

I don't like to armchair diagnose, but I don't have a good feeling about her. I hope I'm wrong.

I do think that Kid Cudi played some part in this. But she was also stalking him after he broke things off (whatever their relationship was).

Who knows? I just hope she doesn't hurt anybody.

lostathome said...

Maybe she's trolling everyone and Casey Affleck is the director of it all.

Wendy Davis said...

Reese drunk="What a bitch"
Amanda high="Poor thing"

Xander Dyle said...

@Agent
Totally.

LottaColada said...

Agent FTW

Ramone Love said...

I would love to hang with Amanda, maybe even murder that vagina she talks about

CanadianMiss said...

Omg @Count, I was trying to drink as I read your post! I almost choked! Lol

Count Jerkula said...

@Ramon: Vagina?? She is 6 months and the wrong man away from being the I Want To Taste My Own Ass girl. Don't settle for the vagina.

Ramone Love said...

@Count Jerkula

Hey, if she wants to taste her own ass that's not a problem. I just won't be kissing her afterward.

Count Jerkula said...

Don't be selfish. "You gotta lick it before you stick it" isn't a snatch only rule. So once yer past that, a kiss and cuddle at the end aint nothin.

SophiaB said...

@Count, you could NUT? You ARE a perv. Just the stank would shut me down if I swang that way. You so bad!!!

Count Jerkula said...

@Sophia: I have done some filthy stuff with a beauty fresh off 50minute on an elliptical, just to see if I was tough enough to do it.

It is not my preference though. I'm not above hinting at a shower, and if time is a factor, I usually have baby wipes in my car, next to the mouthwash and rubbers.

Baby wipes are the best sex aid out there. They work great for both for freshening up and cleaning up.