Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Today's Blind Items - Crazy Relationship

They might have the most crazy relationship that exists in the celebrity world. They have been together forever despite their fairly young ages. He is an actor. Used to be B list mostly television, but now that his almost network hit show is off the air, he is slowly dropping down to a C. Good looking guy. His girlfriend does a little bit of everything but no matter what never really rises to above a C list. Oh, except for name recognition. She has a name that can get her to A list name recognition in a hurry. The couple have the most bizarre sex life ever. First of all, they have an open relationship and have no qualms about bringing people back to their place even while the other is there. Sometimes they are all in one bedroom and sometimes they just bring the other person back and do what they need to do. One guy who said he had sex with the celebrity said they were in the middle of it and the actor walked in and started watching and the celebrity started talking to him during it and the next thing you know the actor was taking care of himself while he watched. The guy who was picked up had no idea this was going to go on. The couple is also famous for their fights. Dents and scratches are all over their walls from their fights. They love to throw things and have hit each other with objects and have been covered in blood, but they have never called the police. One couple who went to their house saw the couple get into a fight. The couple thought they were going to kill each other. Instead, after 30 minutes of brutal screaming and fighting, the actor and his girlfriend excused themselves and went and had sex for 15 minutes and then came back out like nothing had happened.

74 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Mcord and Purcell?

VIPblonde said...

Penn Badgely and Zoe Kravitz

MadLyb said...

I was going to say Emma Roberts and that guy from American Horror story, but think VIP has it again!

MontanaMarriott said...

Scratch that, love your answer VIP. I always got a gay/bi vibe from PB.

iheartgoss said...

I like the McCord and Purcell guess.
I swear I saw Purcell on the street the other day, which is impossible, considering where I live, but I thought it was awesome how much the guy looked and dressed like him.

MISCH said...

Penn Badgely is def gay...I really don't understand him and Zoe

Karen said...

It sounds like Penn and Zoe except for "been together forever." They haven't been together for two years yet.

VIPblonde said...

@Montana I used to live in the same apartment complex as his boyfriend

izz said...

how about Rebecca romjin and jerry o'connel

Amber said...

@VIP - good job!

izz said...

n/m they're married

Jessica said...

Penn Badgley and Zoe Kravitz with this: " They have been together forever despite their fairly young ages"? Wikipedia says Badgley and Lively broke up in 2010, so don't think he could be considered with anyone "forever" since then.

All about Eve said...

@karen, maybe in Hollywood time being together more than three months is considered a long time lol

MontanaMarriott said...

I was just going to add that in Hollyweird any young couple together more than a year is "forever"

GAGGGG OMG I LOOOVE IT all these switch hitters lol @VIP

austin said...

The blind makes no reference to Badgley being gay or engaging in gay sex, if in fact this is about him and Zoe.

CatB said...

I think its Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger they have had rumours of a open relationship for years.

Harlow said...

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr?

NapAssasin said...

Diane Kruger & Josh Jackson. Together forever, he's an actor she's a celebrity model/actress. Kinky sex..... Not married & I wouldn't put it past them to have a guest or two. The fights surprise me, no matter who it is.

Lisa said...

As much as I hate to say it, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger.

Harlow said...

Gah Freddie did movies not TV :/

ethorne said...

Peen & Krevice.

Amber said...

Oh wait. I like @NapAssasin's guess. Wasn't there a BI about them and some kind of kinky sex thing w/in the last month or so?

VIPblonde said...

@phoenix That's why they have to bring people home. Sometimes pegging's not enough

Just Another HR Lady said...

The kinky and together forever fits JJ and DK, but I don't think she has name recognition? At least not in North America.

Kate0704 said...

I like the Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger guess, but does she have "a name that can get her to A list name recognition in a hurry"?????

Scott said...

I read it as Josh and Diane too.

Unknown said...

Except Fringe was on Fox, which doesn't count as an "almost network," or does it?

Just Another HR Lady said...

Also, I'm not an expert on "network and "not network", but JJ's show was on Fox, isn't that "network"?

austin said...

OK VIP, but you have to read into what's written to draw that conclusion. I don't think Penn is gay myself, but really have no idea what he does in the bedroom :)

Jessica said...

Not sure it fits either, but Jackson and Kruger are a much better guess.

WhisperofaDream said...

Fergie and Duhamel ~ to be different.

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

It was Josh Jackson & Diane Kruger in the library with a cucumber and an audience.

NomNom83 said...

You and your SO go hang out with another couple, they get into a physical fight and you... you sit around and WATCH for THIRTY minutes? Screaming, fighting, you think they're going to literally going to kill each other and you do NOTHING for 30 minutes? Forget the fighting couple, I want to know who the lazy bystanders were.

MontanaMarriott said...

Just for this alone "She has a name that can get her to A list name recognition in a hurry." I think Zoe KRAVITZ wins, with her dad being ex A list Rock and Roller Lenny K, she has the sort of name that would get her recognition quickly, Diane K, not so much.

Katie said...

I think some of the details on this blind are BS.

I don't have any good guesses but like some others have said, I don't think Penn B. is gay (not that this blind indicates that). He could totally be Bi but there's a difference. I do think Penn / Zoe probably have kinky sex and an open relationship.

Penn has a rep in the industry as being a total professional and very level-headed, so if this is him and Zoe the crazy fights would surprise me. Also, being together 2 years is not "forever" by any stretch, not even Hollywood standards. That would be 4+ years.

All about Eve said...

@Amber, IIRC it was something to do with an *ahem* cucumber...

sifichick said...

I'm on the JJ & DK train. There was that reveal about them in the garden with, if I remember correctly, a cucumber. I'd call getting your girl off in public with a cucumber at least slightly kinky.

Also JJ started out on Dawson's Creek. Which was on an almost network.

austin said...

@Lila, yeah.. I just remembered that Penn Badgley landed the starring role as Jeff Buckley in the upcoming Greetings From Tim Buckley movie about Jeff's life. That doesn't fit with fading to obscurity since his show ended either.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I'd have a hard time saying JJ is "mostly television". It's true that he is well known for Fringe and Dawson's Creek (which went off the air 10 years ago btw), but his resume is huge on the movie side.

I think some of the Blind does fit JJ and DK, but a lot of it doesn't.

Perhaps we all just like thinking of them in their kinky cucumber garden? ;-)

MAC said...

I thought this was DK and JJ until I got to the part about her name. That doesn't seem to fit.

The Real Dragon said...

I'm not here to judge. if it works for them then do you.

Unknown said...

Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler, obviously.

Marisa said...

I like the Josh and Diane guess, but is Diane a C-list? She was a costar in the National Treasure franchise and in a Quentin Tarantino film. To me, those combined equal at least a B-/B.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I don't think this blind it them, but I do think DK is C-list, mainly because she really has never taken off in popularity or name recognition in North America. If I didn't see her standing next to JJ, I don't think I'd even recognize her, would just think of her as another model. She has a tv show coming out soon, so perhaps that will change.

Silly Girl said...

I only know Diane Kruger's name, not her face, nor especially anything she's ever been in. She's Pacey's girlfriend, that's how I know her. But you mention the cucumber and I totally know who you're talking about!!

asher said...

I tried really hard to think of someone else but I think VIP nailed this one.

sandybrook said...

I had been thinking Jackson and Kruger while reading it until I got to her C rating and that threw me off. I think shes higher than that but I still like it because it seems to fit.

ms snarky said...

Ah, there's nothing like a healthy relationship.

Cocokitty said...

Someone please fill me in about the cucumber story?

ino said...

@Cocokitty: From a Lainey blind, I think. Couple were at a party. Headed out to talk in the garden. Next thing you know guy is sexing girl with a cucumber he picked up. And it turns out someone saw them.

Just Another HR Lady said...

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2012/07/lainey-cucumber.html

mygeorgie said...

Haha, I couldn't think of their names but was coming here to say "Cucumber Couple!"

Cocokitty said...

Oh my goodness!

Jeri said...

I think ABC, NBC & CBS are the only stations considered networks, the others haven't been around forever yet. IMO.

sbalb said...

JJ and Kruger fit perfectly (screw all of you who said "But his show is on FOX!", he'll forever and always be Pacey to me, and that was on the almost network), except for the part about her name recognition. What?
So it's probably the dude from GG and Lenny's daughter.

msgirl said...

Yeah, Diane doesn't really have that name recognition and I also think of her higher than C. Jeez just because they had cucumber sex doesn't mean they have outrageous fights! Kravtiz does fit better because of the name.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Neither Diane Kriuger nor Zoe kravitz fit if you consider the "her name gets her to a list in a hurry" clue, so how do you reconcile those guesses w this blind?!?

Angela said...

"almost network hit show that's off the air" = Gossip Girl. "Almost network" always means The CW, as Fox is now one of the big networks.
As 90210 will air its finale in May, the only hit show at the CW that's off the air is Gossip Girl.

Angela said...

@DontRainOnMyPrada

For Zoe Kravitz, her surname definitely gets her to A-list recognition.

Unknown said...

I read Zoe and penn all the way. The couple is "young" and I think the forever is exaggeration. Her dad is Lenny kravitz so her name is A list. I thought Roberts but she just started dating Evan peters. Kruger and Jackson are in their late 30's they not old but far from a young couple.

CharRicho said...

Knew this was Penn and Zoe from the second sentence.

30whatsnext said...

Rachel billon and Hayden Christensen

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Oh ok ... Never mind... I'm convinced now that you pointed out the Lenny Kravitz connection. Duh!!! Lol. ;)

Pip said...

Fringe was never a hit show, it had more of a cult following. Dawson's Creek was over a decade ago. His ranking wouldn't still be slowly falling, it would have already fell (and did). I think outside of people like us, who follow celebrity gossip, most wouldn't know who you were talking about if you said Krueger's name.

While most couldn't put a face to the name Zoe Kravitz, her last name is instantly recognizable.

Lauren said...

I get caught up in the fun of these blinds but this one seems 100% made up. If Enty is going to make these up, in order for us to have our fun, he should at least be more careful. It is one thing to have a source on a story like this, singular. Not two. No way he has two independent sources who have been in this couple's home and both of them just happened to go to Enty.

If this is supposed to be Penn And Zoe, this is the second blind about them in recent memory from Enty (remember the guy who was trying to get everyone pregnant) adding even MORE intimate sources to the pile.

I miss Ted Casablanca!

Hegg said...

What is "almost network"?

Kruger is B list. Mainly a film actress.

Anna said...

It's probably one of those Supernatural guys or some other TV actor/actress we know, but never really think about enough to bother to guess as answers to blinds.

Habibti said...

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson. They were once caught while he was using a cucumber to 'satisfy' Diane while at a party. His show is now off air (Fringe). She is does acting,perfume ads,modeling and whatever pays.

SophiaB said...

Comment of the day to you @ethorne! Almost choked!! Glad no coffee snorts.

SophiaB said...

The cucumber at the party in the garden. This is the winning answer. I don't think I ever heard of her being a slut (i mean this in the BEST POSSIBLE WAY-i am no slut-shamer and only want everybody to get THE BEST SEX EVER AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!). So how did they keep this undr wraps for so long?

I will never look at her dull deadpan skinny ass red carpet posing the same ever AGAIN! ROWR! Diane! YOU SLINKY LITTLE SLUTGODDESS YOU!!

I guess now we know why she gets cast in movies. She is probably good for the off-hours entertainment. She can't really act.

<3

SophiaB said...

She was in that Illuminati tutorial with Nic Cage-about the stolen Constitution? That was kinda fun in an Indiana Jones kinda way. I really liked the sidekick and was sad he never worked much elsewhere. So funny! Nebbish with glasses - funny sweet wiseacre. Gotta go check his IMDB.

Since I moved to Canada (where they charge the SAME MONTHLY FEE FOR 20% OF THE U.S. SELECTION) I can't really depend on Netflix to give me access to more obscure supporting actor movie options.

Keeping track of the pathetic careers of subpar supporting actors (Richard Steinmetz anyone? Buehler? Buehler?) is but one of my MANY pet obsessions.

I really need to stop with the commenting. I cannot seem to. Please. Simeone send help. I need an Internet Anonymous for uncontrollable commenting intervention. HEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEE! I'm over the edge and I can't get up!!!

Ok. Seriously. I am signing out of the account through which I post comments and if ANYONE catches me saying ANYTHING before um Monday-please report me to the Commenting Pohleece. Ihave apparently broken EVERY COMMENTING LAW.

I am powerless over commenting.

Goddess give me the grace...strength...wisdom...

Thanks all. Over and out. Bye! TTFN. Thanks for all the funny shit. BRB. SOON.

Lazza said...

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox.

Anonymous said...

Kravitz and Badgely based on her last name.

Anonymous said...

I like you Sophia B.

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