Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Shocker! Joe Jonas' Girlfriend Using Him For Fame

For the first time in recorded history someone is dating a famous person to get famous themselves. I know, I know. You never thought something like this would happen and always assumed that people who loved people did so because they loved the person and not because they were rich or famous or were a clown. Hey, don't laugh. Clowns have serious groupies. Not the go to the neighbor's house and play with kids at a birthday party kind of clown, but the Ringling brothers hey, I have a real job at least part of the year kind of clown. Crazy groupies. According to a new report in Radar, Joe Jonas' girlfriend is only dating him because he is famous and so she can get some publicity for herself. The article also says that she hates Joe Jonas' band and that she loves being famous.

63 comments:

LottaColada said...

Her name reminds me of Bland Eggs.

Cathy said...

I read this and was just happy to realize that I had no idea he has a new girlfriend.

Sounds a lot like his brother's wife/beard.

All about Eve said...

Unfortunately for her the Jonas brothers themselves are barely hanging on to their own fame, plus she's so uninteresting.

Unknown said...

Basic bitch is basic. Sorry no1curr about you, Blondie EggBeater.

Anonymous said...

The best part of this post about someone wanting to be famous is that you didn't ever use her name! LOLOLOL. How's that fame plan working for ya, chickie?

ethorne said...

To quote FSP, "Who?"

MadLyb said...

I thought the Jonas Brothers were on the downward slide as far as fame goes. This trick better find herself a new ride, fast.

LottaColada said...

Hahaha, why?

Unknown said...

Love this! ^

Empress of Socks said...

So, um, I can't be the only one who read this saying "yeah, yeah, blah lag blah whatever Jonas. TELL ME ABOUT THE CLOWN GROUPIES! That sounds like a story I *need* to hear!"

FSP said...

How?

LottaColada said...

Now?

SusanB said...

Clowns scare me. Even the birthday party type. So I'd like to hear about "clown groupies"

All about Eve said...

@Empress, me too! I need to hear more about those groupies! Lol

@FSP, your avi us perfectly matching your comment...lol

ethorne said...

Joe Jonas, ass-ass, for attention. Now who wants to play Clue?

Seachica said...

Is this the gay Jonas?

JoBros come down to a) the gay Jonas, b) the married Jonas, and c) the other one.

Cathy said...

@Seachica - I'm pretty sure that the married Jonas is the gay Jonas.

ethorne said...

Seachica-I think of them as a) the gay Jonas b) the gay married Jonas, & c) the one who was banging Miley.

DewieTheBear said...

Is this the one who planned the sex tape?

FSP said...

Brown cow?

All about Eve said...

@ethorne, hahaha! Me too

All about Eve said...

@Dewie, yep, that's the one

LottaColada said...

Me, me, me! I want to be Mrs. Peacock

Topper Madison said...

I don't know about clowns, but I do think those high-wire circus guys are pretty hot.

timebob said...

Blind Gossip has a real hard on for him. After touting the 'sex tape that never was' and now they put this story out. Ace really wants to hang Joe out to dry.

Gayeld said...

@Empress. *raising hand*

Gayeld said...

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

ethorne said...

I'll be Ms. Scarlett

Sugar said...

I just saw the purity ring episode of South Park the other night. Good stuff.
His shirt is absolutely shitious.

discoflux said...

Is he the one with cankles?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Hmmm clown groupies? Wonder if rodeo clowns are included, I remember thinking it was weird the clown had more signs made for him than the cowboys.

All about Eve said...

So Enty, who's the Ryan Gosling of the clown world? Lol

SophiaB said...

Ooooohhh, BUUURRRNNN. you not nice @All About Eve. Me LIKEY.

SophiaB said...

The gay Jonas with the drug problem who is going to the dark side, the married Jonas who is being blackmailed by the beardwife, and the cute Jonas who actually works, keeps his head down, and dumped Miley, Taylor and who the f else please, usually by text. Wasn't Nick reputed to be Miley's first at like 12 years old?

I am HORRIFIED that I know even THIS much about these kids with the charisma of a bowl of overcooked spaggheti, but I DO!!

Cathy said...

@SophiaB - I thought it was Joe (the one this post is about) who dated and dumped Taylor.

mikey said...

SophieB - is cute Jonas the one who was in the London Les Mis Anniversary show? You do seem like a wealth of information on them!

PM said...

absolutely!

ForSure said...

Gay Jonas
Gay married Jonas
Jonas who does the most work, probably has the most talent, and yet still managed to nearly ruin the 25th Anniversary Les Mis concert because he CANNOT hold Michael Ball's shoelaces (and he knew it too because he didn't even try to stand next to him for the encore). /rant

;)

Unknown said...

Okay eveyone it looks like I need to teach Jonas 101. Additionally the Jonas brothers are on the rise not the fall as they're releasing new music finally. Here's the basics:

Joe Jonas: The one in the picture above. He was born August 1989 and is considered the funny one along with being the second oldest. He had a solo album during the band's 3yr break. He has dated AJ Michalka (from July 2005- Dec 2006), Taylor Swiftpublic July 2008- Oct 2008)but dumped her over a 27second phone call which caused a huge uproar.

This was all for his next gf Camilla Belle, a small time actress who was in one of their music videos. Camilla treated Joe like dirt and allegedly cheated on him so she was the least favorite gf until Blanda. He then dated Demi Lovato (who many in the fandom want him with)from March 2010-May 2010 (although I think they started dating that January but hid it) when he dumped her which made her seem foolish as the relationship was so highly public despite its short amount of time. He then dated Ashley Green from July 2010 (yes only two months later so another dumping for another girl)to March 2011. This also caused a huge uproar since he took Ashley on tour for Camp Rock 2(he and Demi were the leads for both movies and their characters were each other's LI) and Demi went to rehab that november.

After breaking up with Ashley he tried to get back with Taylor that summer but she turned him down although they actually reached a neutral ground becasue of his outreach. Today Joe and Taylor are acquaintances and seem to be getting more friendly but I don't get a romantic vibe (although I wish). He then had a fling with a vegas girl name Natasha summer 2012before dating Blanda (September 2012- ongoing).

auntliddy said...

God, how pathetic! Jonas's are circling the drain, and she's half down the drain.

The Real Dragon said...

lol why ya calling her eggs?

Unknown said...

Last bits about Joe: He's about 5'8but adds two linches like most celebs. He is also the most fashinable which is why he has the gay rumors although nothings indicates that. He is also rumored to be a drug addict, have a sex tape. Joe and Blanda movedi n together after only 4 months of dating and she went on tour with them. Finally, there was a huge war between Jemi and Jaylor shippers.

Now onto Nick: Nick is 5'9 and doesn't lie about his height. Born Sept. 1992 so essentiall my age. He is the one who was in the 25th Anniversary Les Mis production during their break. He has recently signed on to be in a movie which jonatics are excited about beacuse it will have sex scenes. Nick is arguably the most talented (I personally agree)and has a good head on his shoulders. There are no gay rumors about him. He dated Miley from June 2006- December 2007 but split becasue touring and their young ages put strain on their relationship. they were each other's first almost everything and still to this day write songs about one another (as does taylor to Joe). He started dating Selena Gomez from May 2008 and tried to change her but planted a rose garden for her and wrote a song for her so Nelena fans are willing to overlook it.

Selena then dated Taylor Lautner from February 2009- May 2009 (Taylor S. would date Taylor L. August to Nov. that same year) but then went back to Nick that fall. It did not last long as they broke up March 2010. She then began dating Justin that December and wrote Bang, Bang, Bang saying how much better Justin is. In between Nelena 2.0 Niley 2.0 happened summer 2009 (when she began filming the Last Song) but Miley began dating Liam leaving Nick heartbroken. Flash forward to 2011 Niley 3.0 looks like it's about to happen (Miley had roken up with Liam then had a rebound with Nick actor Avan Jogia) but he began dating Delta Goodrem April 2011 which many Jonatics disapproved of since she's 8 yrs older than him. They broke up Feb 2012 (right after Valentine's Day so they wouldn't have to spend it alone imo) and he's been single ever since. Most fans want him with Miley but there's still a Niley v. Nelena v. Miam war. Additionally there are Nemi shippers who want him to date Demi since he's more sensitive than Joe and the only one who kept in contact with her during her rehab and afterwards.

Fun fact: Dating Joe and Nick is how Taylor and Selena met. However they didn't become best friends until 2010 when Demi, Selena's former BFF was spiraling too out of control and kept snapping at Selena. Demi then grew closer to Miley and started dating her older brother Trace but that ended July 2009 and their friendship cooled. Trace then began dating Brenda song (who he got engaged to, had a miscarriage with, broke up and are now back together) while Jemi happened and now Demi's been with Wilmer since ~Nov. 2010.

Unknown said...

Last but definitely not least is Kevin Jonas. Kevin is the oldest and was born Nov 1987 but the shortest at 5'6 ((adding two inches though)). he didn't really do anything during the break. He married to Danielle Deleasa December 2009 after 2.5 yrs of daating. He doesn't have any ship wars since he hasn't really dated anyone else. Kevin is considered the least cute of the brothers and ((people argue over Joe and Nick being hotter)) is hit the most with gay rumors. Danielle and Kevin have a reality show on E called Married to Jonas which recently started its second season.

Another fun fact: There are actually four Jonas brothers. The youngest is Frankie born Sept. 2000. He's done voice over work so if you have kids he may be the voice of one of their favorite characters.

Okay lesson over. Any questions?

CK76 said...

Yes, I have a question. Why did I read that? I guess it was the trainwreck phenom, and I couldn;t look away because I couldn't believe anyone cared that much.

discoflux said...

CK76 - I couldn't have said it any better.

di butler said...

No. That's not how it goes. There's the confused married one, the user of chicks one with a drug problem, and the one who likes older chicks, who got to 3rd base at 14 w/ Miley, and was trying to get back w/ her in Summer 09, when she met Liam, and dumped him, in teen silly revenge. But, dont count the careers dead yet. They still have lots of fans, their new album is hanging on.

Mango said...

Thanks, Luna

What's up with the name "Blanda"? Were her parents cruel or possessing a warped sense of humor?

skimpymist said...

I could care less about these two eggheads. Radar got this from ace who pisses glitter on himself everytime he has a Joe Jonas exclusive. Someone in Joe's camp obviously is feeding ace these "blinds" to keep Joe in the tabloids.

MILDRED PIERCE said...

I will never forget a vid I saw of him eye sexing some dude. I am quite sure straight chaps don't do such things. LOL. The whole sex tape with the GF did scream of a cover up. If I put my conspiracy hat on for a sec, I will say that there IS a sex tape in existence but it is probs with Jonas boy and some dude. Media caught wind of it and Jonas PR did some exchange deal or something. Hence the rather descriptive gossip about his sextape with the GF.

White.God.of.Fuck said...

He is gay, and she is bearding

fubugrass said...

Joe Jonas has a girlfriend? Oh.

FSP said...

Lol@ck76

LottaColada said...

@Luna Smith- I have a question, which one is the gay one again?

Unknown said...

Mango: No problem and I'm glad someone likes my Jonas 101 course. It was just frustrating reading everyone's answers. As for the name Blanda she's swedish.

Skimpymist: I doubt it. I think the Joe blinds are real since a porn distributor said he had seen the tape and recanted. He days later posts a pic of himself with a new 500000 car.

Mildred Pierce: What video? And was it Joe or Kevin. My second question was simply since it seems that most people here don't know the brothers apart.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

LottaColaga: None of them are confirmed to be gay. But you're probably talking about Kevin. I hope you don't get angry or offended but did you read my posts? I addressed the gay rumors in them.

di butler: lol, spot on.

ethorne said...

@Luna-How are your 3 sons doing?

Sherry said...

skimpymist: In my day ('scuse me: You little shits get OFFA my lawn!)
intellectuals were considered egg heads.

Glad Radar called this chick out! Ha.

Jaiden_S said...

So, this is the gay one, right?

Seachica said...

Are we entering a phase where teen idols do NOT disappear? Has the internet made fandom obsession more accessible, that a teen idol can hold onto their fan base for years after they should have gone away?

seaward said...

Are you an autistic Jonas Brothers savant?

ForSure said...

How did you get your PR internship? When you signed up for it, did you think your job duties would include 'troll internet gossip sites and post positive info about our clients'?

You don't have to answer that, I'm sure your confidentiality agreement forbids it.

CK76, perfect response. I only skimmed and it was too much..

lutefisk said...

Lots of Jonas Brothers info I didn't really need to know. The only Jonas I have total respect for is Nick. He was diagnosed at 14 with Type 1 Diabetes and does a HUGE amount of press and volunteer work for Type 1 organizations. He and his mother constantly speak about Diabetes Awareness. I think he is a very good role model for kids his age. he seems grounded.

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