Saturday, April 06, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A+ list actress has probably the scariest pickup line of all time. When she met her first husband, she walked up to him and showed him that she had craved his name in her arm and said, "Do you like this? I made it for you?" You would think that would be a once in a lifetime thing, but she did the same thing to her next boyfriend too with the same carving the name and giving him the line. Oh, and did it while she was still with her husband. This will be revealed.

54 comments:

ethorne said...

Halle Scary? Jk, it's Angie.

lvang12 said...

Sounds like Angie - FTW

Snoopy said...

I'm thinking Jolie

ulalume said...

Angie

Izzie said...

I think my girl Angie is A++, so maybe ScarJo?

GossipMonster said...

Sounds like Angelina

smash said...

Someone into sadomasocism.

Renoblondee said...

Could it be anyone but Jolie?

Anna Nonymous said...

That is so frickin' weird. I do believe that she's like this, which is also why I think it was probably easy for her to play a disturbed mental patient in Girl Interrupted. I agree with you Izzie that Angie is A++, but Enty has been known to try to throw us off in the past, so maybe he is again with the A+ thing? So I'm thinking this probably is Jolie.

Christopher Cruz said...

Well, SOMEone's coocoo for Coco Pops.

it took forever said...

isnt she the one who likes to cut herself before sex, yep sounds like angie

Meanie Reese said...

So, what? You guys don't think this is healthy?

I jest! Oh, Angie, darling! Even one of your biggest fangirl's (that would be me, yes!) believes it's you.

VIPblonde said...

Totes Ange

Izzie said...

For some reason, this doesn't set off my crazy meter (and NO, not just because it's my girl Angie!). I remember a couple of girls in high school who did something similar, only with initials or something like that. Whoever did this could have been very immature or on drugs at the time. Angie went through a pretty crazy spell early on (vials of blood? Ewww!), so yeah, it defn could be her. I want to say it's better than getting a tattoo of their name... but is it? {shrug} To me, the crazy part is doing before they'd even gotten together. Commitment, girlfriend, comes AFTER the meeting.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Who did Angie date while she was married to Johnny Lee Miller? I too think this is her. I thought she was really into knives with her sex. I still like her. I too wish she would eat a sandwich or a cheddar biscuit though

Meanie Reese said...

Hmmmm. Cheddar biscuit! I could stand NOT to have one, but I'll eat for Ms. Angie! :D

All about Eve said...

I think it's Angie too but still love her! Weren't we saying we miss crazy Angie the other day? I guess Enty is trying to remind us about the good old days

FrenchGirl said...

Angelina Jolie:even her said she did crazy stuffs to show to her ex that she loved them.
Remember the stories with the blood on her wedding dress and cutting before the sex or blood in jewel...

FrenchGirl said...

and in what world could ScarJo be A+ list?

Blogger101 said...

Whoever she was, I hope the guys had short names!!

Sherry said...

There you go Eve. And I'd love a really good soft Cheddar biscuit too. I have all the ingredients but I cannot make a decent biscuit if you put a gun to my head. Souffle? No problem! Angel Food Cake? Easy peasy! Edible biscuits? Dream on!


SusanB said...

If she actually cut the names into her arms, wouldn't they (the names)still show up as scars? Or could they be covered in makeup? Angelina certainly wears enough bare armed clothes that this should show up.

ethorne said...

@SusanB-Maybe she tatted over them.

All about Eve said...

@Sherry, I actually made the Red Lobster cheddar biscuits from scratch, they were good for my first try :)

Pini 27 said...

I think its Timothy Hutton. Waaay back when she hooked up with BB, I read a story about how she had an affair with Timothy Hutton, she got a tattoo of his name (coulda been a carving) and he dumped her after the realization that her ass was crazy got past the pull of the hot sex.'

They also said she was on heroin and she married BB to get over TH. The angle was how she was probably going to die and was known for hunting down dudes with her predator nooky. That woman will go down in history for the best image rehab ever.

shopgirl said...

Well now she only "craved" it.

Gypsy said...

What does this say about the men who dated her, and married her? It takes two to make crazy tango happen.

Anna Nonymous said...

I don't know if they would scar, would depend on how deep.

Speakeasy Jane said...

Angelina Jolie. That chick has some fantastic PR staff to help her hide the cray-cray.

Flora Goforth said...

Anna , I think Angie is/was a cutter. She would know how deep to go without making a scar.

SusanB said...

@ethane - that makes sense. She certainly has enough tats.

HannahBanana said...

Easy Cheddar Biscuits, use Bisquik drop biscuit recipe on box, add tsp of garlic powder, one cup shredded cheddar, & 1/4 cup dried chives, bake, BAM, I'm so making those now!!

Flo said...

I crave lots of things too. Chocolate. Bread. I once spilled chocolate syrup onto my arm in my boyfriends name. Yup. Cuz I craved that stuff.

sylmarillion said...

Angie. She has a history with knives.

Back when she was filming the second instalment of Tomb Raider, she stayed in a tiny hotel somewhere on the other side of lake Naivasha from where we were. The rumour was that she was a scared, sad, lonely mess.

Sherry said...

Hannah: I don't have any Bisquick sadly. Nor do I have the chives. Guess I DON'T have what's needed.

Sherry said...

Hahaha! Predator nooky. Best. Description. Ever.

Mango said...

Totally Angie. You don't have to cut deep. Think about a cat scratch you might have gotten that has since healed over and has left no mark. Like Flora said, when you're a pro like Angie you would know how far to go without leaving a scar.

Comma Chaser said...

Jolie. Definitely.

sandybrook said...

Didn't Angie have to re-arrange her Billy Bob tat afterwards. Totally her.

Agent**It said...
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chachi said...

Am totally going to Tim Horton's for a cheddar biscuit now!

AngieEatACheeseburger said...

Angie most definately. Feel so sorry for her kids but thank goodness they have 2 nannies each and should be well cared for by them.

Popnursing said...

There's a recipe for the Red Lobster biscuits in a loaf somewhere on the Internet. Sounded delicious.

Popnursing said...

I'm going with Demi Lovato. Mostly because I blindly find no fault with Angie ever.

HannahBanana said...

Well u better put that stuff on your grocery list! : )

Jessie said...

OMG my friends and I used to mime doing this and crying...I know we were making fun of something but I can't remember what. I can't believe someone is crazy enough to do that as a real thing.

ecua said...

Oh, cripes. Angelina Jolie is OBVIOUSLY off her rocker, charitable deeds notwithstanding. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just running on the fumes of hope. She's nuts, people.

Lila said...

I agree, Angie. She had a few different boyfriends after JLM and before BBT, right? Could have been any of them.

I don't think Angie is "crazy" or "nuts." Unlike 90% of actresses she hasn't hidden her life from the public at all. We already know it all because she's been totally upfront about everything - her cutting, eating disorders, emotional issues, bisexuality, drug use, addictions - everything. She has even admitted, on international television, that she does not have any friends.

I guess my point is that with most A-list celebs, what you see is a facade and their narcissism and diva behavior and substance abuse is all kept well hidden from public view. But with Angie, what you see is what you get.

She's completely unconventional but also honest about her struggles. It annoys me that that equates "crazy."

LiteraryLauraEtc said...

Good points

rexruther said...

@All About Eve - please put that recipe in the recipes OT thread? Pretty please? My mister loves those things!

Hegg said...

Mena Suvari, although she is probably tettering on A list lately. Heard strange things about her.

Agent**It said...

I meant to say:


I am "craving" cheddar biscuits, yum.I We have left over apple pie and cheddar:)

sarahsays said...

Well she used to be upfront with everything. That was when I adored her. Ever since her PR machine took over, I just don't like her as much. All fake. Everything is hidden now.

Tee E said...

What have you heard? :)