Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Your Turn

I noticed that Charlie Sheen is auctioning off a lunch that you can have with him. I'm wondering how much you would pay to have lunch with him and what is the one celebrity you would most like to meet or would be willing to pay to meet or have one on one time with?

108 comments:

VIPblonde said...

You could not pay me enough to have lunch with Charlie Sheen. But I would pay almost anything to have lunch with John Waters!

DewieTheBear said...

Charlie - Zero.

George Clooney - Priceless.

libby said...

Stephen Sondheim.

SusanB said...

I have 37 cents in my desk drawer. That's all I'd spend to have lunch or one on one time with any celebrity. Any of them. Tired of idolizing people who are famous because they can act or sing or whatever.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Betty White.
Hands down.

Second choice? Tossup between Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville.

timebob said...

o/t But NBC has announced that Leno is out when his contract runs out Spring 2014. Jimmy Fallon is taking over.

Conan must be beside himself right now.

Ding Dong the chin is dead!

libby said...

...Or even Stephen Colbert.

Ben Folds, next time he's divorced...

Anonymous said...

No interest in Charlie -

Heather Graham - loved her since she and I were teenagers.

Wen said...

Lunch with Meth Mouth? No thank you.

MontanaMarriott said...

Oprah, Streisand, Barack

FSP said...

I'd buy Chuck a Whopper.

Alyssa Milano.

The Real Dragon said...

Pay? Never that! Mofos got more money than me.

ethorne said...

I would totally take one for the team & have lunch with Lohag so I could tell you guys all about it.

Topper Madison said...

I'd pay for Woody Allen.

I'd like George Clooney to take me to dinner, a movie, and drinks. I might even put out if the beer is good.

FSP said...

...or Kevin Smith

a non a miss said...

@libby- Ben sure does get divorced a whole lot.

LottaColada said...

Lunch with Carlos Estevez? No thank you.

Lenny Kravitz on the other hand.... I'd pay anything he wanted.

Izzie said...

Tina Fey and/or Amy Poehler in a red hot second.

a non a miss said...

I do not want to have lunch with Charlie as I'm sure his idea of lunch is probably cocaine followed with some more cocaine.

I'd love to have lunch with Colbert or Bill Murray!

Carolyn said...

Viggo Mortensen. I'd pay as much as I could afford. :P

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

David Lynch. I would love to pick his brain. I'd even pay.

TotallyDistracted said...

RDJ without doubt

Meanie Rhysie said...

/winces. Is this lunch with Charlie for charity? That's the only reason I'd pay to have lunch with him: if it was a charity I could get behind. Otherwise, hell no!

I would sell my soul...such as it is...to have *lunch* with Jim Morrison. You can infer what ever you damn well wish to... ;) And, yes, I'm aware he's been dead 40+ years. ;)

Love the John Waters mention above. He's hysterical!!

Anonymous said...

Stefan. He's a NYC icon. Not Bill Hayder. Stefan. Seth Meyers can come too.

Otherwise, where is my money going? Robert Redford so I can pump his brain about environmental issues?? Old Matthew McCoughay ( I love his voice). Collin Farrell, but only if I get a happy ending and he pays for the hotel room. But, I'm not paying more than 7.50 unless I can have STEFAN!!!!!!!!! and we can go to troll nipples or whatever New Yorks latest happening night spot is.

Mama June said...

In fantasyland, I'd like to *spend time with* Timothy Olyphant. ;)

I'd like to have lunch/drink with too many to list.

RedHeadMed said...

Word.

hothotheat said...

Agree with Izzie. LOVE me some Amy and Tina.

David Lynch. I have a ton to talk to him about -filmmaking and meditation.

Charlie? No thanks, I definitely have better things to spend my money on.

Caraface said...

This is a tough one. I'd have a hard time choosing between David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, Robert Downey Jr, and Matt Smith.

Yes, I am a Doctor Who fan. Can you tell?

Also - I'd totally have lunch with Charlie, just so I could grill him about Major League. I effing love that movie.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Bono

Bill Clinton

Comma Chaser said...

Probably Jon Stewart, the guy is so freakishly smart and funny.

VeeBee said...

I'd totally have lunch with Charlie- I bet it would make for an entertaining afternoon.

I think I would be too nervous to sit down and have lunch with some of the people I idolize and/or have a major crush on. Ellen I would be too googly-eyed and worried about how heinous I look, Jodie Foster would crush me with her intellect, Charlize Theron would blind me with her perfection, etc. etc.

I think Kate Winslet would be great. I love her so hard but she also seems like a down-to-earth regular person. I also think it would be awesome to hang out with Ryan Gosling, both to talk with him AND watch everyone else's reaction to seeing him!

Unknown said...

I wouldn't pay for lunch with Sheen.

I'd probably pick Kathy Griffin, she's not my FAVORITE celeb but I bet she'd have loads of gossip and wouldn't be shy about sharing it.

StewMcG said...

Lunch with Charlie? Yeah, I'm sure I could come up with $50 or so for that.

Alan Rickman, on the other hand... I'd probably mortgage my house and sell my soul for the opportunity. (My husband may have an issue with that, though. lol)

Alexstrasza said...

I'd love to meet Jim Carrey. I've always loved his movies, and watched them a ton growing up. Plus, we're from the same hometown! :)

Hammer_Girl said...

I would sell whatever body part needed for alone time with Tom Hardy, Charlie Hunnam, or Norman Reedus.

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne Just watch out for your bum!

Leja Siv Harjo said...

Ville Valo because I've wanted him to smash me since the golden age of 15.

biteme said...

Keith Urban! I just love him! Would probably just stare at him.

BringingUglyBack said...

Fuck Charlie Sheen!

Can't pick one but I would love a smoking session with Snoop and Willie.

Let_Love_Rule said...

I'd only pay (and not much) to eat with someone like Angelina Jolie, because I think she would definitely donate the money to an honorable charity vs. some crap Madonna/Khloe K scam.

Let_Love_Rule said...

@Lotta, I LOVE Lenny, but I think I would act a damn fool in his presence because he's just too hot!

fordellcastle said...

Charlie-you'd have to pay me. I would most want to meet Norman Reedus.

rhinovodka said...

No to Charlie. I can't think of a celeb I would actually want to lunch with, although tea with Queen Elizabeth would be fun.

sifichick said...

I'd go to lunch with Charlie. First off he's crazy & crazy can sometimes be fun. Second he seems to treat peoplehe likes well. I just wouldn't have sex with him. I like being std free.

I'd do just about anything to have lunch with Ed Sheeran. I'd love to pick his brain & have him help me write a couple songs.

Rose said...

Will they be serving tiger's blood?

Sadie said...

Crispen Glover - because he's got a really high IQ, is as intelligent as hell and I find him really sexy!

Lucas said...

@FSP - Kevin Smith for sure.

LottaColada said...

@LetLoveRule, well if your username didn't give it away already! Lol I'd probably embarrass myself as well but I would still go through with it =]

Lucas said...

I'd go with Kevin Smith.

Or hanging out with Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon. They seem to crack each other up and I bet it would be a blast.

auntliddy said...

Wouldnt pay much, mb $10 For amy poeler or tina fey or colbert or jon stewart, id go right up to $25, lol

SusanB said...

@cara - I love that movie too!

Redd said...

Sean Bean.

annanaannnaaaa said...

Bill Murray, for sure.

Let_Love_Rule said...

@Lotta, I'm such a huge fan that I might start dancing like Demi Moore, haha.

Unknown said...

Long time lurker - 1st time poster.

No question - Paul McCartney

Let_Love_Rule said...

I don't know if Micheal K. (of dlisted) counts, but I'd pay to have lunch with his hilarious ass, anytime!

Taracu said...

No to Charlie.
I would love to meet Robert Downey Jr. Yummmm!

AKM said...

Jimmy Buffett or Paul McCartney. Or one of my many random Celebrity Boyfriends. Jon Hamm comes to mind. Hugh Laurie, maybe. Springsteen. Drew Carey.

Jeez, I can't pick.

Maja With a J said...

YES to Amy & Tina! I would pay a large sum of money for that. Not that I have it, but if I did, I would pay. Charlie Sheen? Not so much.

FSP said...

@annanaan...no one would ever believe you if you did.

Alicia said...

^ this

Alicia said...

The nerd in me is loving the Kevin Smith answer! If I had cash on had and it was for charity ... One day on the comic book men set would set me right for life.

discoflux said...

@libby - Ben and Fleur divorced like 2 years ago, so go for it. He's actually pretty easy to get to when he's touring around. I was always more of a Darren Jessee gal, myself.

I've got way better things to spend my money than an auctioned off lunch, but if I could have lunch with ANYONE - It'd be Joss Whedon and then entire cast of Dr. Horrible. And I'd like to sit on Nathan Fillion's lap for the duration.

Izzie said...

Oh, disco, thinking of Nathan Fillion's lap makes me aim to misbehave.

mynerva said...

Cara,I'm coming to your lunch too!!

Silly Girl said...

This is almost as bad as coming up with that infamous laminated list of 5. I can't pick just one. Every time someone mentions someone I go, oh, yea, him/her too!
My top picks, however, would be JFK, Christian Slater and Ed Burns.

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1

mynerva said...

Oh dear, how to chose? I co-sign the Bill Clinton and Alan Rickman suggestions. I'd also add Stephen Fry into the mix

Mary Ann said...

There's not enough money in the universe to pay ME to have lunch in the same restaurant as Charlie Sheen much less at the same table.

And the writer in me wants to have lunch with Chuck Wendig. I know my writing would improve by a factor of a zillion.

The fan-girl in me, however, is conflicted. She wants Norman Reedus and Nathan Fillion and Alexander Skarsgard (even though my keyboard won't write the last "a" correctly any more) and James Marsters and Ian Somerhalder. And she doesn't want to share.

The serious woman wants Barack Obama.

The firebrand in me wants Rush Limbaugh. Why? Because if I backed him into a corner and paid for his time, maybe I could pound (metaphorically -- I'm a nonviolent sort) some sense into his head. Nah. Never mind. I'd probably just forget my nonviolent ways and smack him. So skip Rush.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

I would never pay in order to meet someone, but Charlie Sheen seems a great investment: not only he is funny, but all the illegal drugs, hookers and stuff would be on his behalf. Therefore, even if I pay for the food, all the extras would be for free to me.

Mr. Sheen and RDJ fit this kind of party I like, and they are not loathsome as some others like sean penn.

I would like to meet (with no expense for me)some people like Bill Gross, Kate Upton (more chances for sex with her), Jim O'Neill, Neil DeGrasse Tyson (without the likely typos I have written) and some others unknown for most American people.

AKM said...

Alan Rickman? Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes (said a la Stefon).

Like the Joss Whedon idea, too.

Jessica said...

Bill Murray--love him so much! He seems like he'd be down to earth and cool.

roro said...

I would totally pay anything to have lunch with Emma Thompson. Although Nathan Fillion is a close second. Maybe an hilarious threesome is in order!

Thinking about that will keep me busy for several days.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'd have lunch with Charlie. He can tell me all about the hookers he shared with Don Simpson and name all the other other studio execs that engaged various activities back in the day. I'd have enough gossip to write about for a year. I would love to have lunch with film composer John Williams - his music has meant so much to me my entire life. I listen to it everyday. Man, I sure hope Charlie has no stories about HIM.

skimpymist said...

I would have lunch with Charlie and try to convince him to buy me a house

delete account said...

Id give the bad penny that keeps coming back.to me up to have lunch with Chuck Sheen.
Now...the celeb Id pay anything to have lunch with is hands down, Prince Harry. Absolutely love him--he brings out the cougar in me (growls)

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Leaving aside the issue that I'm way too poor right now to pay anyone for anything...

I've seen lots of damn good contenders listed already, but I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet: I'd love to have a nice, leisurely lunch with our friend Himmmm, whoever he may be. ;-) For one thing, I want to know just how the hell he already knew about my reputation as the brownie queen ('fess up, dude--which musician narc'ed on me?); for another, I'm sure he would have plenty of other entertaining tales that he might not want to share on a public forum. As I said earlier, I can't afford to pay for the privilege of lunch (and I do hope he'll pick up the check), but I could definitely make it worth his while by providing some more seriously lethal goodies...brownies, anyone? Nanaimo bars? Chocolate-chip cookie dough truffles dipped in dark chocolate? You tell me what you'd like, and I'll make 'em and bring 'em, bubela... ;-)

Unknown said...

I would have lunch with Charlie Sheen - I wouldn't pay for it, though. I'm sure he has plenty of stories to tell.

I would pay to have lunch with Johnny Depp, though. ;-)

Meanie Rhysie said...

@Robin: Hell, with that list, I'll tell ya any damn thing you want to hear! :D

AndrewBW said...

I would love to meet Barbara Eden or Christina Applegate. (How's that for a wide time span?)

mr. ray said...

Charlie MAYBE a quarter.
Shirley Manson whatever I have in my bank account!

katydid said...

I would of loved to have lunch with Hunter S Thompson. I find him fascinating.

Alive, probably Leonard Cohen. He would have some great stories to tell.

daisy0714 said...

@katydid, I agree with you about HST!

Dead: HST or 2pac
Alive: Eminem or Britney...what can I say, I've loved them for decades!

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Never paying for raisin tooth Charlie.

It would be a scream to have lunch and cocktails with Duncan from VH1’s Sex Rehab. “She stank of cheap perfume and an unwashed vagina.” He was hilarious and vulnerable and honest and it was comedy GOLD.

Einstein DeGeneres said...

Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Gwenyth Paltrow. I'm not a fan of hers, I just wanna order a bunch of food that will horrify her! :D

For a serious answer, I don't know. Maybe someone from the Sleepy Sleepers? They were always fun!

Leja - Ville Valo is a good answer! He's quite lovely.

TracySwingKid said...

Charlie Sheen- I'm not interested. Is Emilio available?

Sunny said...

Sorry, Charlie. No dice

I would pay one HUNDRED dollars to play the kazoo with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots (this is not an innuendo). Those segments where they bust out the school instruments make me happy to no end, and I also have a bizarre crush on Jimmy

Now for who I'd like to *looks down nose* spend time with, Shemar Moore or Vince Vaughn (but only if he calls me a Beautiful Baby)

AuntJess said...

I would totally have lunch with Martin Sheen. I'd even pay too! (And y'all k ow how cheap I am) I would also hop in the Delorean and do tea with Princess Di circa 1988

Anonymous said...

Who would I want to hang out with? Charlie seems nice, but has too many demons, that would be dangerous for me. I love those types. "I can change him, I can help him." Self, please.
Quentin Tarantino would be fascinating, he's so hyper, so manic, but yet his screenwriting and concepts are great. Kill bill could have used alot more depth, but still great films. For what genre they were. He just seems interesting, can't explain it.
You can have your Damons, your Affleck's, I'm more interested in the Weinstein types, L.A Reid, Cowell, Branson, Prince Charles, Obama, George Bush Sr., John Brennan, Karl Rove,
Rupert Murdoch, etc. The one's steering the ships, or at least involved in the conversations at the helm. Those are the interesting people, to me.

Seachica said...

I'd like to have lunch with the Hammaconda. Jon Hamm is also welcome to join.

If it's a Hollywood type, I'd have lunch with Steve Martin, who seems very intelligent and interesting.

Non-Hollywood, Hillary Rodham Clinton. I would love to hear all of her stories, and I'd urge her to run for president, with Jon Huntsman as her VP candidate.

Anonymous said...

I'd love to lunch with "KUNTY" Karl Lagerfeld.

J Ruth said...

Louis CK!

Jenn said...

I'd go to lunch with Charlie Sheen. The Young Guns version. He was hot back then, as was Emelio.

AlexT said...

This is how I picture a lunch with Charlie Sheen happening.

I would be most likely to pay for Bill Clinton's company. I know he doesn't mind slumming with the little people.

Interplanet Janet said...

No thank you, Charlie.

Keanu Reeves. Seriously. I understand he is an extremely kindhearted human being.

Bit dams said...

i'd be afraid of being near charlie. too angry and strung out.

hummm, i think princess kate would be fun to lunch with. adam levine maybe.....

B626 said...

I would have loved to have noshed with Charlie in 07--08. Now? No.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Libby, one of my friends was Ben's personal assistant. Maybe she can hook it up for you and in trade I will take the top part of Ryan Reynolds surgically attached to John hamm's bottom :)

Hootspa said...

Eddie Izzard....brilliant, funny as hell, socially conscious.

CarriOn said...

Britney's pink wig

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

The dirty old lady in me would like to spend some time with Anthony Bourdain, Gordon Ramsay, The Hammaconda, Eddie Vedder, Vinnie Jones, and Erik Chandler from Bowling For Soup. The geeky girl in me chooses David Lynch and Leonardo DaVinci.

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

Alan Rickman, how did I forget him? DOABLE.

iknowpeople said...

Jessica, you are right; he has both of those qualities and also is very kind-hearted, although he is very private about that.

iknowpeople said...

I had dinner with Charlie Sheen along with a group of friends...and the two hookers Charlie brought with him...all three of them dresses in silk pjs. We must have misread the invitation, as we had on biz casual.

Goodnight said...

I wonder if the knuckle sandwiches are free for the lucky lady?

Unknown said...

Love doctor who too, who's your favourite doctor? X

dash said...

Someone from "Old" Hollywood that are still alive like Debbie Reynolds, Mickey Rooney, or Olivia deHaviland. Get them drunk and spill all the gossip that was brushed under the rug during the 30's, 40's and 50's.

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