Friday, April 05, 2013

Blind Item #4

This almost A list mostly television actress has stayed pretty busy on television for the past two decades. I feel like she has been on television almost every night of those 20 years. She and her co-star boyfriend broke up recently. He confessed he had a thing for wearing women's clothes. She freaked out because her ex loved doing that too and she just wants someone who wants to wear men's clothes.

95 comments:

Mama Abroad said...

Courtney Cox

VIPblonde said...

Courtney Cox

Prima Cornice said...

Courtney Cox?

Svetlana Monsoon said...

Courtney cox

Svetlana Monsoon said...

Damnit haha, I so thought I had this one!

LottaColada said...

J Love?

Dunne said...

I was thinking Jennifer Love Hewitt

FSP said...

Anal bleaching freaks me out.

Dunne said...

I was thinking Jennifer Love Hewitt

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@FSP so does vajazzling

LottaColada said...
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ethorne said...

Courtney

@FSP-me too but huh?

Seachica said...

Courtney Cox is the perfect guess. She was rebounding from her marriage. I've been there - rebounding, and then finding out you're dating someone with the same quirks as your ex. It sucks. Run away, Courtney!

Renoblondee said...

Courtney Cox, yep!

Meanie Reese said...

lmao How the hell did we get to anal bleaching?!

Robert said...

And what the hell is it, and why?

Meanie Reese said...

@Robert. It's so that part of the nether region looks...nicer.

Sherry said...

Meanie; Good question! I just woke up and now I'm wondering how my anus competes. *shakes head*

So Courtney.

FSP said...

@Lotta - that's a long way to go to get your butt whitened.

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@meanie, I think she's talked about it in the past. She has talked about vajazzling so I assume ass bleaching is a thing for her too

mikey said...

Seachica, interesting comment - gives me something to think about.

Dana @ What the Frock? said...

Totally Courteney Cox.

Sherry said...

Ugh. Meant COMPARES. Still asleep.

LottaColada said...

@Reese, hahahahahaha

Meanie Reese said...

lmao I'm dying here. Competes/compares. LOLOLOL

FSP said...

@Svetlana- its sparkly!!!

crila16 said...

Almost A list...Courtney is an A list TV actress. I'm thinking JLH...although she's an A list actress too. They both headline their own TV shows.

__-__=__ said...

Poor Courtney. Wonder what her father was like. It must look normal on the surface to her. What ever happened to men?

Lucas said...

WTF? Anal bleaching? Fuck that. Ladies, if your man thinks you should do anything in your nether regions that you don't much care for (vajazzling, anal bleaching, hell, shaving for that matter) you just toss him a pair of his skid-marked tighty whiteys and the wash cloth from the shower that he leaves pubes all over (don't lik, men, you know we do - well, not me. I have a dedicated buff puff, but that's for another time) and tell him to go fuck himself.

Meanie Reese said...

I <3 Lucas!!!

ethorne said...

This is why we <3 you Lucas!

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@lucas Hahahaha, I wax but only for my benefit, I do even when I'm single. Just more comfortable when you're wearing tight clothes haha. My legs are never shaved though

LottaColada said...
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Svetlana Monsoon said...

Wouldn't it be itchy? I wonder what Kesha's looks like. Scratch that. I don't wonder. But I'm guessing sparkly.

HannahBanana said...

I like your style Lucas! : )

VIPblonde said...

If your boyfriend thinks you need anal bleaching, and you're not a man, methinks you have bigger relationship problems!

Tatyana said...

Vajazzing (judging by the net pictures) is just gluing some rhinestones onto your stomach. Anal bleaching, well I am not goggling this stuff up but something that involves a harsh chemical coming into contact with your ass. Just how sheltered a life must you all lead to equate one with the other?

Dale hale said...

which of her costars was Cox dating?

Anna Nonymous said...

Aww that's cool Lucas. I can't handle even the idea of waxing down there, the leg was painful enough when I tried it. YOW!@! Courtney Cox sounds right. What's the big deal with cross dressing???? If a man wants to express his feminine side ( at home/in private) let him, we women get to express our manly side plenty. Making a living, taking care of ourselves, fixing a flat tire, lifting heavy stuff etc. dealing with modern day life. I am completely comfortable with both sides of myself, and if someone I care about wants to do something harmless that makes them happy, you go for it dahling!

Dale hale said...

Don't know about anal bleaching but don't you ladies like your man to do some manscaping- esp if you're both into oral?

LottaColada said...

@Svetlana, i bet it isn't sparkly anymore! She grosses me out.

Lucas said...

@tatyana - it is about being pressured to alter yourself to please someone else. Everyone should be loved and desired for who they are, naturally. I know lots of guys put pressure on their partners to shave their pubes/legs/arm pits along with a whole host of other bullshit. At the same time they are getting fat and drinking beer on the couch (I'm in that camp - sporting 100 extra punds and a sincere affection for malted grains). How the hell is that fair? Shit would come to an abrupt halt if one day all the ladies out there decided to tell their men that they needed to shave their legs, pits, and pubes and tweeze their eyebrows (all while wearing fuck-me pumps) or else. Oh, and fix some dinner when you're done.

It's a stupid double-standard. If you want to fix yourself up for YOU, that's awesome. But nobody, NOBODY bleaches their anus without someone else telling them to or otherwise influencing them. Most of us probably have no idea what our anus looks like and honestly if we needed to know very badly we'd have been designed in a way that allowed us to see it for ourselves.

LottaColada said...

Lucas I heart you!

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@lotta, probably not but for some reason I equate Kesha with glitter/sparkly. Like stripper sparkly

Svetlana Monsoon said...

@dale, a daily shower is good enough for me. Hell, a shower together is better

Empress of Socks said...

@dale hale: to me manscaping tends to indicate a man who is very insecure/ way too concerned with himself. But that's just me.

Svetlana Monsoon said...

Exactly @lucas, also ass bleaching is pretty dangerous from what I understand.

Pogue Mahone said...

Whaaaat? anal bleaching? vajazzling? Seriously? Shaking my head.....

VIPblonde said...

@Dale I'm the opposite of a lot of women. I love hair everywhere on a man EXCEPT in the "bikini area." That I need completely shaved, or at least very trimmed

Lucas said...

@Anna - that's awesome.

shag said...

Aw, Lucas. Where do I find men like you?

Profane Ghostie Burrito Whore said...

If this is Courtney Cox, I wonder how she felt when David Arquette's brother Robert transitioned from male to female (now Alexis Arquette). Did she fear that David would go the same route? There is a difference between transgendered and transvestites. I'm sure Courtney was schooled on the difference. I can see David doing it for fun and as a fetish.

Lucas said...

@shag - look for the chubby guy driving a reasonable car (I have a '95 Tercel and an '05 Forester) who isn't really fashionable but is wearing good quality shoes and has good personal hygiene. It tells you he isn't showy, makes responsible choices and values function over flash. And the chub makes him self-conscious and forgiving of others' imperfections. Not to say there aren't fat assholes, but you know what I mean. People aren't that different from animals and we all engage in some form of peacocking. That dude with the Burberry sunglasses and the BMW? He's saying "I'm rich and I know it and you knowing it is more important to me than me being it." Same goes with the dude in the big truck jacked up on custom wheels- he's trying to tell EVERYONE how manly he is, which is why he has those stupid naked girl stickers in the window. And not to say there aren't exceptions to those stereotypes. But we get stereotypes for a reason, whether we like it or not.

Lucas said...

@Shag - also, I have plenty of faults. Trust.

All about Eve said...

@Sherry, I think I liked it the other way better lol

mrjack said...

Hey guys, I don't post very often but I wanted to go OT (from anal bleaching and threesomes) and ask if anyone reads blindgossip.com and has been keeping up with that Joe Jonas mess?

The reason is the last BI he/she posted about the sex tape basically said it was coming out the next day and everyone was guessing Joe Jonas but he or she was keeping all the comments in moderation and then when nothing happened the whole item got deleted.

That really pissed me off as last year when my mentioned a CDAN blind in the comments it got deleted and then when I posted (why did my comment get deleted?) it happened again and I got an email saying:

Mention that worthless fraud on this site agin and you will be BANNED for life!

- nothing else.

So it seems all this Jonas stuff is BS and Ace or whatever is a hypocrite and a comment nazi which I've never had problems with here.

saycheese said...

halle barry just announced she's pregnant

Izzie said...

@mrjack, BI & Ace HATES CDaN with the power of a thousand suns. I mean HATES. There's a post somewhere on there where he links to that NYT article that called Enty a fraud. Also, Ace heavily moderates the comments, so anything he doesn't agree with (or mentions CDaN) is removed. Don't count on the true story coming out.

saycheese said...

speaking of cougars

All about Eve said...

@Lucas, your girl is one lucky lady

All about Eve said...

@Dale, I don't mind the hair as long as its clean

All about Eve said...

@mrjack, not surprised at all, hate that site.

mrjack said...

@Izzie

It just pisses me off when obviously he (is it a he?) probably got a bad tip and is back pedalling and then has the audacity to call Enty out as a fraud when we know lots of the blinds end up being true and at least they get revealed.

When did Ace last solve a blind that wasn't about the Kardashians?

Maybe there is a sex tape but how can it not come out after all this? And JJ looks so gay to me anyway I can't imagine him licking the (in Ace's words) "pussy juices off a dildo"

mrjack said...

Not to mention sending that shitty email to a site visitor - I almost emailed back fuck off but I thought what's the point? And if this gets back to ace (same username) I probably will get banned - me? meh...

Izzie said...

@mrjack, the BI was ridiculously detailed, too. {eyeroll} I'd write him back and say you'd love the honor of being banned. :b

mrjack said...

So then back to anal bleaching. Sounds perfectly reasonable if you suffer from a lot of "difficult browns" and things have gotten dark and twisty - I'm looking at you Sinead :)

Cara Dee said...

Ace is a dick, his site is totally manufactured to be the ideal informative, refined gossip site he wants it to be versus the gossip site us gossip whores want it to be. I used to check up there every once in a while but the commenting format just didn't vibe with me.

As for anal bleaching, isn't it extremely uncomfortable for all parties involved in the process? Who wakes up one day and thinks "I want to color people's buttholes for a living?"

shag said...

Thanks for your insight, Lucas. I will definitely keep that in mind.

mrjack said...

@Cara Dee

I'm pretty sure it started in porn when the girls' anuses were on display all the time and dark ones weren't as appealing as light pink ones. One of the girls or the producer probably went to a dermotologist and said "can you do anything about that?" and he was like "sure". They also have they're anuses and vaginas tightened after all they get put through to make them seems fresher and not like the tired old bangers they've become.

Snapdragon said...

<3 to @Lucas. Ridic topiary upkeep down there is ridic.

Man, if cross-dressing is the WORST thing this guy has done...

Flora Goforth said...

mrjack, anal bleaching is done by porn stars for the camera. Anal sex tends to break blood vessels which turn the skin brown. If anyone does it who is not a pro they are nuts.

Chicky said...

@lucas, methinks you have yourself a fan club!

mistang said...

Haha! I love getting up and seeing all these entertaining comments. Really gets the morning going. As for Kesha, I imagine her to be a full 70s bush with no decorations down there.
Anal bleaching sounds extremely painful and scary.
@mrjack - They tighten their anuses and vaginas?!

Flora Goforth said...

mrjack, do you work in porn? You seem to know a lot about it.

mrjack said...

@Flora - I've seen a few (guys and gals) in my time that weren't very pretty (and if I had that problem and were loaded and extremely vain) I'd get it done. If you're into rimming then I guess you want it to look nice while they're down there. And from what I understand there's no pain really (topical anasthetic) and it's done over a few sessions with relatively mild bleach.

@mistang - Yes vaginoplasty and rectoplasty - reconstructive surgery that can be used for people with medical problems, to increase pleasure or just as a cosmetic procedure.

mrjack said...

@Flora BWAHAHAHAHAH - no I don't :) I just read a lot about stuff like this when it comes up in conversation so I'm better informed for next time. I didn't know what a Cleveland Steamroller was until it was mentioned here one day.

mrjack said...

PS - DON'T google it if you don't know

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

@Dale hale: There's a difference between preferring good grooming, and insisting that your partner look pre-pubescent. It's one thing to trim the lawn so as to keep things tidy, and quite another to insist on Agent Orange-level defoliation, and that goes for men and women. If you really enjoy being shaved or waxed down below, then go for it; I just don't like the idea that women in particular need to be as bald as a Barbie doll. (For starters, some people have very sensitive skin that reacts badly to shaving, waxing, depilatories, etc., and I for one tend to think that a modest amount of hair looks a hell of a lot better than rashes, ingrown hairs and razor bumps.)

I'm making the assumption here that the person in question is already clean, showers regularly, uses deodorant, keeps their nails trimmed and clean, brushes & flosses their teeth, etc. I don't care how cute, smart and funny you are; if you're dirty, there's no way I'm getting near you!

LottaColada said...

@Mrjack- blindgossip is horrible. Glad you found your way onto CDAN comments. No one will kick you off here ;)

LottaColada said...

@mrjack- hahahaha that was me who mentioned it

Aoife said...

Anal bleaching and Cleveland steamrollers. I've lived a sheltered life.

B said...

Isn't the term "Cleveland Steamer"? (I hate that I know that, but after a Family Guy episode my hub asked me to look it up on Urban Dictionary and I was giggling so hard I couldn't even read it to him).

Lucas - you just seem like such a cool person! :)

On board w/ CC on this.

Sis said...

LOL @/w Lucas...thanks for the laugh, I needed it!! :)

Fish said...

@ Lucas - all the women are loving you even more today

Nothanksdarlin said...

Ke$ha's probably looks like FSP's avi

Jeri said...

I got banned from Celebitchy for saying Kaisers post was "snarky" as usual. (She really picks on young women.) No cussing, no name calling, just expressing an opinion.

Nothanksdarlin said...

Dale, yes, I think it's polite to keep your areas clean and tidy. Trimmed is fine. I tend to stay tidy as well. While single, dating, pregnant, married, whatever. I prefer it for myself.

Cee Kay said...

@mrjack I'm pretty pissed off with BG too! They won't let any comments through suggesting that a blind is stupid, for example. *L* I have also gotten nasty e-mails from them when they misunderstood something I wrote. I've stopped visiting; it's not worth it.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

MrJack: Yuck! That sucks you had a bad time on another page.

Visiting gossip (or whatever) sites is a leisure activity. I'm not required to be here, I don't earn money from it -- so why should management get to treat me like crap? Threatening to ban people for stating an opinion, that's gross.

If I wanted to be yelled at or threatened, I'd go to work. Hell, I'd almost rather have an anal bleaching! (I don't want an anal bleaching.)

PS said...

I don't get all the primping sometimes. Tidying, grooming, fine. Feeling confident- go for it. But whether you have a surgeon cut open your body to shove some plastic balloons or Clorox your ass, if the point is to get laid, for goodness sakes, walk into any bar with a tshirt that says easy or horny, and you'll save yourself a lot of $$ and pain. Guys will f*** anything (I'm looking at you, Blo-ho); you don't need to butcher and bleach for action. Men are pretty damn indiscriminate creatures. Turning them off thinking of only sex is a far bigger challenge and not one you'll ever win wi surgery and Bleach...

Mooshki said...

I remember reading an interview with a singer or rapper who said that when he starts dating a gal, he asks her to do the anal bleaching, and if she says "yes," he dumps her, because he doesn't want someone who would do something that stupid instead of having the balls to say "Um, no."

Cara Dee said...

LOL this is quite the informative convo today.

Count Jerkula said...

Anal Bleaching when done to extremes is odd. You got this porn whore w/ the requisite odd tint of spray tan then her starfish is an inhuman shade of white. From what I've heard it is some kind of herbal combo that takes many applications to do anything.

re Lady nether region grooming: it is a hair do, so change it up from time to time. Winter bush, landing strip, Dorito chip, hard wood floors, all have their benefits.

While I'm thinking of it, Guess Her Muff is a fun blog and self explanatory(Google it, I don't wanna get in trouble for NSFW links). They have a poll there and Bald is edging out Natural 33% to 28%.

jennifer hansen said...

@mrjack blind gossip didn't delete anything it's under their "solved" section.

aradia said...

bleach is for your toilet not your anus...