Saturday, April 27, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

September 3, 2012

You know how The Situation is always willing to take out his abs and show them off for women or for $20? Yeah, well this actor who really should be A list by now because of his talent, but has a horrible way of messing things up with everything he does away from the cameras which keeps him at a B- level. Good looking though. Well, our actor has the habit of whipping out his peen for anyone who cares to see. Of course he has to be drunk first which knowing our actor is possible Monday - Friday anytime after 5pm or so and on the weekends, depending on what time he awakens, anytime after about 1pm. If you see him in a club or in a bar and would like to see his peen, just ask and he will be glad to show it. The problem is that his girlfriends do not always enjoy this behavior. Our actor, who is known for his peen and for his drinking has not always been the most faithful of sorts. And when you are pulling out your peen on request, and only by request, things happen. You know, it could slip in here or there, and the next thing you know you have a situation which the girlfriend does not really appreciate. So, then he is forced to take his peen and move on.

Michael Fassbender

38 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

=]

Hazeldazel said...

this makes my day! ;)

phoenix said...

The way this one is written is hilarious.

"So, then he is forced to take his peen and move on."

lmao.. I think everyone guessed this.

MISCH said...

another idiot...

Sugar said...

Where is michael fassbender right now? I totally want to see that peen up close and in person.

Anna Nonymous said...

I'd be tempted to ask him if I saw him in a bar. But wouldn't because, ew, skeeze alert.

Munch said...

I've never understood why some guys insist on doing this - it's usually not a guy's best feature, it usually looks more like the last plucked turkey in the shop, but some guys just can't wait to show that off.

He's cute, but not cute enough to get over the public peen performance.

Del Riser said...

OT but related...years ago Truman Capote was dining and a woman at a neighboring table was starstruck and asked for his autograph. Her drunk husband didn't appreciate this and he walked over to Capote's table and
flopped his penis down on the table and said "Autograph this!" Capote replied in his wispy little voice,
"Well, maybe I'll just initial it"

B626 said...

Perfect!

HannahBanana said...

Good to know! : )

Ms Cool said...

What bar?

Vita Brevis said...

I know what I'll do if I happen to bump into Mr Fassbender at a bar :)
@Del Riser love me some Truman Capote

Is enty only revealing blinds that were guessed correctly lately?

msgirl said...

I didn't know Fassbinder was a drunk!

Becks said...

Oh Fassy you're such a naughty boy! I looove it!

YoMismo-RememberKermitGosnell said...

At least he has a flesh claymore in his crotch, this would be far worse if he was Russel Brandt sized.

Frufra said...

Y'all know I think Fassy is sex on a stick. So, two things - I admire a person who's got talent and doesn't give a shit about doing what it takes to be considered an A. He acts in the projects he likes, and doesn't give a shit about his image.

Frufra said...

And two, I just IMDB'ed him, and how is he not yet 40? Hard miles there, dude. But it's TOTALLY working for him :-).

fancyscreenname said...

....and my day is complete, having heard a good PEEN and CAPOTE story.

:^)

TuesdayAdams said...

His ex Nicole is so pretty and talented. Shame on him.

annabella said...

surprising. unfortunate as he is so talented.

Empress of Socks said...

I know nobody likes "this person" but I'm being that person. Please check out my ot on the Logan post or go to

https://www.change.org/petitions/university-of-arizona-dean-of-students-enforce-your-policies-outlined-in-the-student-code-of-conduct-dean-saxton

It's a petition for my former university to prevent a student "preacher" from being a nuisance on campus by doing things such as his recent holding of a sign saying "you deserve rape" aimed at the female students. I'm trying to get it to go viral. Thanks, sorry for the interruption.

Angela said...

@msgirl
Fassbender is half-Irish.
He's supposed to be a drunk!

__-__=__ said...

I always thought he used a stunt peen. My mistake! And eeeewwwwwwww

Joanna said...

The way this reveal is written is hilarious. Have peen, will share for booze. LOL

FrenchGirl said...

if Gosling is A list,Fassbender is A list

yodelay said...

I could see that being problem because once it's out, the next question is "can I touch it" or better. I just wonder who goes up to someone and randomly asks him to whip it out.

Mooshki said...

Empress, I read about that guy yesterday. We complain about trolls here, but he is the ultimate troll. I believe in free speech, but he has clearly crossed the line into creating an unsafe environment for the people around him. I hope he is stopped.

Robert said...

@Empress: Done. That guy's an asshole, to put it mildly.

Anna Nonymous said...

cute

Fish said...

Empress - done

All about Eve said...

@Empress, signed! That guy is an ass!

monica said...

I signed it too.

eris hilton said...

I always hear jokes about Michael fassbender's penis. Why is he known for it?

feraltart said...

eris hilton, a little movie called Shame. Good film, full-frontal Fassie.

eris hilton said...

Welllll.... I know what i'm doing tonight then. Thanks!

ino said...

How is Fassbender only B- level?

califblondy said...

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Shakira Eakins said...

Me too! We had a guy like this that would go around to universities and sue when he got kicked off. Said it violated his freedom of speech.