Saturday, April 27, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 21, 2012

What B- list always now television actress from a very hit cable show tells her child to call all her dates daddy. If they don't freak out when she says that in front of the man then she goes on a second date with them. Of course she also talks about getting married to them too and has been known to bring out a Brides magazine during a first date, while at dinner.

January Jones

35 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

Nothing sexier than the smell of desperation.

Staple611 said...

Ha. If it's a joke, it kinda makes me like her a tiny smidgen.

She might be for real, though.

The Real Dragon said...

Do you BB!

HannahBanana said...

If she keeps messing w/ taken men, she'll end up being replaced in her marriage too....karma is real.

MadLyb said...

Hahahaha! Betty is whack!

April said...

I guessed this one, but don't think it can really make sense. The baby wouldn't have even been a year old at the time this BI was written. Kids don't speak at that age.

just curious said...

Wonder if she instructs her child to write THEIR last name on homework assignments instead of hers.

Ian's Girl said...

Effed up thing to do to her son.

annabella said...

this is one that I just do not believe. while JJ might not be a rocket scientist, she did manage to get a decent career out of beauty and little talent. I can't imagine that she would be that stupid.

and while I'm at it, can someone tell goopy to stfu? I don't want to think about her 'shaving' problem. she's actually annoying me as much as kk does, which is alot.

nudibelle said...

gotta love that betty draper

Cee Kay said...

@April I don't know about your kids, but both of mine could certainly manage to say "Daddy", among other things, by the time they were a year old.

Anna Nonymous said...

wOW, that's so unattractive.

Tae Scott said...

Believable but I won't put nothing pass her h0e a$$ but she beautiful.

Vera L- said...

that girl crazy

Vita Brevis said...

Oy vey

Opie said...

That is some crazy shit, so is she that cray or is she in on the joke of her love life and messing with the guys? And if she was "out" to dinner with a man I would think that would be reported. I am a sarcasm queen so I would like to think she is making fun of all the shit that gets written about her. If not, crazy train, honk honk!

B626 said...

Hmmm, Xander Hemsworth sounds pretty good

Jessie said...

The blind says that in front of the dates she would tell her son to call them daddy. He would have been able to say it but asking him in front of the date was for the creep factor.

50s in the Future said...

Who doesn't enjoy a little first date trolling?

Amy said...

April, Jessie's correct -- the blind says January Jones tells her child in front of her date to call her date "daddy." It is creepy -- so creepy it sounds scripted. (Not that it's a fake blind, but it's so creeply it's almost like something you'd see in a chiller movie or television series.)

Mooshki said...

I think this proves that Enty's "all movie" or "mostly tv" descriptions are generalizations and not literal. JJ still does movies here and there, despite having almost nonexistent acting skills. :)

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo

Jana said...

I use to have my niece ask my dates if they were going to be her new daddy. If this is true, she was just messing with them. Make me like her just a little for her sense of humor

Ivs said...

Sure they do @April! Some anyway: I was 8 months old when I started talking. Haven't shut up since, lol!

keokuk said...

This trick is a hot mess

Erik said...

Yeah that's pretty odd. I just don't like her OR Betty.

hag said...

See: Jennifer Love Hewitt

No one wants to date "that girl"

just curious said...

This reminds me of a Robin Harris joke about meeting his girlfriend's kid for the first time:
Child: Are you my new daddy?
Robin: Hell naw, muthafucka......I'm just here for the night.

J said...

Seriously..it is time to retire the word "trolling". It doesn't even apply here.

J said...

(Not that it's a fake blind)

But it totally is and that's why you question it, admitted or not.

Mooshki said...

Don't worry, J, I'm sure there are plenty of other words we could come up with.

Einstein DeGeneres said...

Hilarious!

marie-ski said...

I'm so sure!

di butler said...

Children can start talking, i.e., saying things like, "mama," "daddy," "up," ,"no," as early as 3-4 months. One of my kids spoke in full complete sentences, at 7 mos. As in, "Where is my daddy, I want my daddy, is my daddy at work?" Not unusual, at all.

Jane Doe said...

Dibutler: you are absolutely 100% full of shit. No 7 month old can speak in full sentences. Get a life you idiot.