Hey, it's a plausible scenario with all the dumbasses who think exotic pets are "cool." I just read recently that alligators are found in Minnesota lakes almost every year. And trust me, they didn't get there naturally.
I feel so bad for laughing at this, or any prank of this sort, really. It was funny, though, but I would totally freak if I had my dog with me.
epic epic epic hahhahha "Stay calm, ma'am"