Friday, May 10, 2013

Brooke Mueller & Lindsay Lohan Are In Rehab Together

When you have been to rehab as many times as Lindsay Lohan and Brooke Mueller, you start to run into people you know at rehab. Lots of people you have seen before and you both promised that you would never see again except on the outside because you are besties. Then, unless of course you are Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky, you never see each other again because you don't have anything in common and who wants people to know you are friends with Lindsay Lohan anyway. It should come as no surprise that Brooke Mueller and Lindsay Lohan would end up at the same facility. Who do you think is paying for Lindsay's stay in the facility? Yeah, the same person who is paying for Brooke's and probably has not given up on the idea of having some kind of foursome with his exes and Lindsay when everyone gets out. Free coke for everyone.

118 comments:

FSP said...

Free LiLo!

rejectedcarebear said...

Ent are you in cahoots with these trolls or what?! UGH

Dipsomaniac said...

There's always hope for rehabilitation.

libby said...

Linnocent SO does not 'need' rehab. #YOLO, amirite?!

Lucas said...

Bet they'd ass-to-ass for a Starbucks run.

Darian Forrester said...

Hi!

Kimberly Joyce said...

Ugh, they are both wastes of oxygen and need to be put in front of a fucking firing squad. I am going to bring out a BIG BAG OF FUN when these trollops DIE, then I'm going to piss on their graves.

Darian Forrester said...

I did, you didn't hear

TwistyKoi said...

They should do some lesbian porn. I would pay good money to see it.

BoobsNSnatch said...

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass TO ASS

libby said...

RCB--SomeONE is busy today. You know those folks who hate CDaN? This is someone's latest attempt to ruin it. Don't let them. Keep calm and DON'T CLICK LINKS for posters you don't 'know'.

Darian Forrester said...

Is this you?

Darian Forrester said...

You were so cute, can I have it?

Robin Sparkles said...

Libby!!! Wanna go to the mall?!?!

Darian Forrester said...

Please?

TikkaMasala said...

Your armpit looks lonely? Y U shave off its HAir?

Sweet Brown said...

What is this ho-bag wearing on her head? I almost died of smoke inhalation and this bitch is in the news again? AIN'T NO BODY GOT TIME FO' THAT!

Rodney Dice Gottfried said...

How many Lohan’s does it take….to screw in a light bulb?
2. 1 to hold the bulb and 1 to drink until the room spins.

I’d like to apologize to any light bulbs that were offended by that joke. I expect GE won’t be calling me for an endorsement deal now.

Darian Forrester said...

Do you always write on a computer?

Darian Forrester said...

Makes you wonder how your grandfather got along; then again, he wasn't writing for trendy magazines, was he?

Sweet Brown said...

Reject and libby both of you hush your moufs!

Robin Sparkles said...

Wanna go to the



Movies?

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

Never worked with LL but did do some kickass lines with her at the Chateau. She looks like shit but she has great connections.

LottaColada said...

I'm guilty of clicking the links :/

Darian Forrester said...

I got you something

Darian Forrester said...

Open it and find out!

libby said...

Virus scan, Lotta.

Count Jerkula said...

Some people see ass to ass and think "How do you win? Is it like a tug of war or something?" I always respond, "You can't win, because that would mean there is a loser. Rest assured, when ass to ass is going on, there are no losers."

Robin Sparkles said...

Battle of the PITS.

Darian Forrester said...

You're going to come to my parents' party on Saturday night, aren't you?

Darian Forrester said...

My mother invited you, didn't she?

Darian Forrester said...

Please? It's going to be all my mom's boring old friends

LottaColada said...

libby, It was a sexual GIF. Can't be too dangerous, can it?

TikkaMasala said...

The only virus I want to give you Libby is Armpit2Armpit "can't stop loving you" virus!!!!!

Darian Forrester said...

Not good enough

Drrty Skype Slut said...

When I ass to ass, I always win.

Darian Forrester said...

Pretty please?

libby said...

ANY link can be dangerous, Lotta. Today especially.

It will tire itself soon.

TwistyKoi said...

I always thought ass to ass took talent. I have learned double penetration fisting is much more difficult, and it hurts more.

Cathy said...

@libby - i can't figure out if this is newbies trying to be "funny" or old site veterans trying to show the newbies how annoying their comments were getting...

MM said...

According to this article, her stay at the Betty Ford clinic is free this time since it clearly didn't take the first time, and they wanted to uphold their reputation.

TikkaMasala said...

You know what's dangerous!!?
The beauty of your armpit.
I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND LIBBY!!!!!!! That is dangerous.

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

Lotta my friend got a sexual virus but she got hers from Michael Bay. Thanks God she has SAG insurance!

libby said...

Cathy--It's the people who show up to whine about all of us having 'relationships' and in-jokes, as one would from visiting a blog for 5 or 6 years.

It one of the butthurt. All those keystrokes, fake e-mail accounts, effort--Just for their sad butthurt selves.

They forget this internet box gets more than 3 channels.

Bacon Ranch said...

nananananananananananananana BATMAN!

Told ya.

Barton Fink said...

They're not in rehab. They're in "Look at me while I don't get high for 30 days."

Cathy said...

But a lot of the people complaining about the in-jokes are people who have been visiting the blog for 5-6 years

Bacon Ranch said...

Unfortunately Libby it only gets one shirt with long sleeves and I guess it's never been your turn to wear it.

FlakyB said...

I'd heard that Betty Ford had offered her free treatment. No?

Bacon Ranch said...

I agree with you Barton. 30 days is nothing to these 2. They will just pass out until it's time for their meetings and then sleep again. They won't learn how to live again. Not clean. They need to be there for at least a year. They need to refocus and readjust. 30 days is nothing but ample time for them to plan on how they will reconnect with their dealers.

FSP said...

Me too Lotta!

Kate said...

Damn....people are going nuts today

Kimberly Joyce said...

My internet box only gets 2 channels :( Am I the only one?

hunter said...

Ha ha the buthurt. "Just for their sad butthurt selves."

Ha ha ha - SUCK IT BUTTHURT PEOPLE!!! We live here.

lazyday603 said...

They don't serve coke at the Betty Ford Center. Pepsi is the official sponsor.

libby said...

Cathy--I know which 5-6 year person (singular)you're talking about. Not her.
No, I'm talking about the randoms who pop up and tell us how we all suck. I won't name names,but it's one of those randoms who pops up to complain we're hogging the blog and they're always 'scared' to post here, because we all know each other!

Where oh where can I find more gossip on the internet?!?!

Tenured Reader said...

Thank you, EL. Finally some real gossip.

poovey-tunt said...

I click the gifs, too. They've all been hosted on tumblr. Safe as milk.

I would not say no to a few m/m ones, o kindly gif provider...?

Nellie said...

I have been here since almost day one but this level of trolling seems crazy high to me. Yes? What in the hell is going on?

Cathy said...

Interesting, Libby. For the record, I too am butt-hurt but that's just because I fell down some stairs a few weeks ago and cracked my tailbone.

Nellie said...

Stay away from the trolls!

Gayeld said...

Uh oh. What'd ya find? Pics of Emma Watson kicking puppies?

Gayeld said...

That about covers it. I wonder if either one of them has started carving their countdown calender in their arm yet.

Purple Flame said...

@Robin Take Me With U

libby said...

Cathy--OUCH! I did that once. You start to notice how much of you body motion connects right through your tailbone--like even reaching with arms, etc.

Gayeld said...

You know, I lurked (here and elsewhere) for about a year before I posted. It gave me a chance to figure out the *culture* of the sites, which ones I liked, how some of the inside jokes worked, whether I thought I'd fit in (I tend to be a teeny tiny bit of a smart ass. *shrug*) and then didn't expect everyone to go "Oh, haz, have a cheezburger" when I made my first post.

But then I'm not 16 and buttsore.

Gayeld said...

Oh, well, if we're talking about that kind of butthurt, I am recently recovered from giant bruise across my ass from a less than graceful landing while sledding with my kids.

Mikey said...

Wow what happened here today? Crazy!

Rodney Dice Gottfried said...

Lindsay and Vikram….shitting in a tree. R-I-M-M-I-N-G
First comes blow, den comes boozes, den comes Lindsay wit a torso fulla bruises.

Whaaaat??? She gets paid to be a punchin bag. Some hewers are inta dat and don’t gotta be paid. I had dis one hewer could take a left hook betta den Earnie Shavers. Get da feck outta here.

Robin Sparkles said...

Wanna go shoot some hoops?

El Gato Negro said...

I wanted to take this opportunity to apologize for my aggressive commenting behavior over the previous year. I guess I have a lot of anger inside, and decided to take it out on strangers who had the nerve to enjoy themselves on a gossip blog. I'm sorry. I hope you guys can forgive me for using the word "retard" too. That was COLD and HEARTLESS

Brooke said...

Can I join?

I fell buttfirst down some stairs 5 months preggo, like the whole set of 15 or so. And now if I sit too long on hard surfaces, my tailbone cracks when I stand up. :/

Prima Cornice said...

I agree. The not so cute little inside jokes about A2A and boobies are annoying, but are easy to skip over. Unfortunately I think they have begun to attract a bunch of trolls. I have been coming here for years - before coke mom and MV, though only started posting recently. Can't you take all the inside jokes to the forum or whatever was created and leave the posts to blind answers? Off topic now and again made the site great. But all this preoccupation with inside jokes is making the comments sections unreadable.

CUNextTuesday said...

Cunts beat ass any day betches. Cum try mine Count

Cathy said...

Yikes, Brooke! How long ago was that? In addition to the regular pain, mine also does this "clicking" thing when I shift my weight.

Prima Cornice said...

Oh I forgot one more thing, I don't think this Himmm is the original Himmm. Does blogger allow for duplicate user names?

Nothanksdarlin said...

Cathy, I'm fairly new but I feel like its been like this for a bit. The only thing that seems to missing is some jerk face dropping some racial slurs.

CUNextTuesday said...

Crazy eyed cunt

libby said...

Gayeld--I slipped on black ice on the street, and landed dead-center, all my weight, on one square inch of tailbone. Deadly!!!

Not really, I just got some good meds for awhile.

Shelbyalr said...

Me too, I read every day, mostly because I love the regular commenters, these asinine trolls need to move the F along. Shouldn't you trolls be in school or ?

MISCH said...

This should go well....

PotPourri said...

Something needs to change for these two to be successful at Rehab. I keep holding hope for Brooke because of her boys. But Charlie is writing the check for these people, and I don't care what you say...the Warlock delivers!

(just trying to keep up with the trolls this a.m.)!!

Cocokitty said...

CAHOOTS!

Cocokitty said...

omg Gayeld, I got the biggest sad face when I read that. :(

Nothanksdarlin said...

People can get sober with or without rehab. It's not about the length of time it's about the willingness and the readiness. I don't mean that snarky. I'm speaking from experience.

Brooke said...

@Cathy - about 2 years ago. Yea, I know the clicking sound, I don't think it goes away. And since I was pregnant, I couldn't get any good stuff like libby got. :(

ButterKwup said...

What the $#^&@ happened to this site?! Who fed the trolls while I was away?!

Cocokitty said...

This has happened before Libby?

SophiaB said...

Your chiro can adjust it. Horribly painful, but better than suffering for a couple years, like I did... sorry for the butthurts.

Brooke said...

@Sophia - my chiro told me the only way to adjust it involved a procedure that is illegal to do in NYS, where I live, because it's... "internal"

It involved Count's safe place.

Stacey Charter said...

@Cathy - OUCH! I did that when I was a kid - like @Libby, on the ice down cement steps. You would think in this day and age there would be something they could do for it. Gah I can still remember the pain and you can't sit, stand or lay down with out it. Get a "donut" it might help. The blow up sit on kind - not the dunkin kind.

Count Jerkula said...

@CUNextTuesday: Height and location babe. Maybe throw age in too. Click on my profile and get in touch (I added an email so Bynes could reach me but she must still be shy).

I'm always down to take a test drive. Hope you don't mind me using rubbers, I use them in any hole that a baby can come out of. Just let me know if you like slow and intense or hard and rough. I need to get myself in the proper mindset.

Cocokitty said...

Why height?

auntliddy said...

enough with jr high school sex crap.

VIPblonde said...

Shoot, I'm late, and all the good ass to ass jokes have been made!!!!

CUNextTuesday said...

5'8 Venice Beach 26

I can shoot ping pong balls and very flexible. Rubbers a must can I peg you? How big is your cock

Count Jerkula said...

@cocokitty: Because I dig short chicks. My ex was 5'3. If this chick is shorter than that, she goes to the top of the list. I'm a pretty sturdy guy, a lil chick could use me like a jungle gym.

Not that I'd pass on a taller broad. There is more to women than physical appearance, at least that is the rumor I've heard. It is just a thing.

I'm fairly easy with my criteria. Pretty face/smile, nice ass, druck enough to go home with me. Then if she's cool we can try hanging out sober sometime.

Erin B said...

It does. I used to be in here only as Erin until I noticed another Erin poster so I added an initial to differentiate us.

Count Jerkula said...

CUNextTuesday: You are pretty far, I fly to you or you fly to me?

Which hole can you shoot ping pong balls out of? I have a fetich thing I'd like to try, involving a Skittle enema and an over sized wine glass. Think you could shoot Skittles from your bum?

My cock? You really gonna call me out on that? OK, its about the size of a roll of nickels. That's why all the ladies let me in the backdoor, it is a good starter cock for anal.

megan00m said...

Ll basically describes it as a "break" from it all. Doesnt sound like serious work. Maybe its just scary...idk.. Owning up to mistakes is super daunting. I think spoiled for her but bms probs are pretty substantial to put children in detriment. Addiction is difficult, fo sho

ljsmed said...

@Cathy
Agreed!

froggygurl said...

+1

Miss O'Jenny said...

I can't even try to hook up with the count?!

kelgela2 said...

Every time I see 'ass2ass', I cringe and my butt squeezes shut.

HD YEAHH said...

No such thing as too much ass2ass VIP. Bring it on.

Robin Sparkles said...

Blame Libby. She is NO fun.

Leon Phelps said...

Are you with someone tonight? In rehab? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Go ahead! Tame the wild poon with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate touch. That's right. Don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt!!!!!

Drrty Skype Slut said...

Leon-ass to ass!! That's what I'm talking about!

Sherry said...

I believe a love conx was made here. Perhaps Tuesday should email the count. I kind of feel like a voyeur and parts of me are feeling funny..

OMFG..Brooke and Lohag. Oh man, to see them in therapy would be a treat.

And Nothanks and Barton: You are correct. Unless they want to be sober and stay that way, this will just be 90 days detox before they relapse again. I think Brooke may make it but Lohag will not.

Meli said...

What is going on?! I got so excited when I saw the large amounts of comments, I thought maybe Himmm had made an appearance. kinda disappointmented and freaked out.

PookieTwo said...

Wow the site's being bombarded. Looks like a coordinated thing. I don't believe that's the real Jerkula posting in this thread, the original didn't have an avatar and the commenting seems....off somehow.

Yes you can hijack someone's else posting name on Blogger. I at 1st posted a few times as Pookie but added-on once I realized there was already someone here with that handle (apologies to the original Pook).

__-__=__ said...

Barton - I see Brooke coming out and hooking with the Cracken.

nudibelle said...

count jerk..your the best poster!

soooo charlie paying for lilo stay?!!
shutup

Count Jerkula said...

@nudibelle: thank you. You may have the cutest screen name on here, so it always makes me happy to see kind words from you.

@Pookie: what I nail the gay jedi blind, then corrctly second the tyra banks one. If the site needs to be livened up, I try to if it needs on topic guesses I do that to. Pretty soon enty is gonna have to PayPal me a hooker or reveal the blind about the blackmailed actress who made a porn at 18 but the director fucked up the tape. I'm guessing Minka Kelly.

Threadkilla said...

I'm guessing Charlie Sheen. And I totally agree with what you said about this, +1

Jacq said...

This should end well! Maybe they can be "sober" partners. They should move in together - at least do Charlie a favor and don't make him cut two rent checks...

Sweet Brown said...

I dunno what those tight-assed midwestern bitches have against the Count. He's my dream boyfriend. He's respectful towards women, he has a clinical knowledge of our bodies (hell YEAH for a man who know where to find a G-Spot!) and he has a sense of humor. Get me some ribs and beer and I'd hunker down for a weekend or seven with the Count!

Count Jerkula said...

I never did ribs on the grill, but if you are down to party, we can get some baby backs, toke some reefer and get down. I have a big backyard. We can take the grill some place secluded and get busy on a blanket while we are still covered in Swee Baby Ray's BBQ sauce.