Friday, May 10, 2013

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

26 comments:

Darian Forrester said...

Can I come in?

MrsBProfane said...

What if I did "non celebrity reading celebrity tweets?".
Do you think enty would post my video? I can wear a mask if my face really scares you that much!

Darian Forrester said...

Sorry. Don't want to bug you, just want to give you the info on the competition

Tenured Reader said...

I'm not amused.

Pip said...

These videos are always stupid.

Darian Forrester said...

What's wrong?

Darian Forrester said...

Oh Nick! I'm so sorry

Boxes Little Boxes said...

I saw this earlier in one of the comments! Elizabeth Moss is the best part.

Kimberly Joyce said...

MrsBProfane, please tell your husband I miss him. I am currently reading Thomas Pynchon's V in his honor. <3

JoElla said...

What happened to B?! I'm outta the loop gang. Fill me in please.

TikkaMasala said...

I need to learn how to tweet. How DOooo they DOo it?

MrsBProfane said...

He is on a Hunter S. Thompson style bender. Once a year I let him out of the house to be free. He is allowed to go to work and shit. When we are in public together I keep him on a leash. He likes to be my little slave man. But like I said. He gets this one trip to go crazy. I have a tracking device on him in case he takes off. There was this one time he was gone for a month and I was worried. So I hired Dog the bounty hunter and Crew to find him. Let me tell you! Those people are gooood. 3 days and they tracked him down. Little shit got all the way to Peru! I don't know why or how. It could have been the mescaline or PCP. I guess I won't ever really know. Anyways back to Dog. His wife!!! She is such a sweetheart. She nuzzled me between her bossum and let me cry it out. I have never felt so safe!

He will be back. Don't worry. If he doesn't. I WILL find him!

MrsBProfane said...

JoElla- see above post please sweets. Thnks xoxoxo.

Melissa said...

I don't know - I laughed!

DewieTheBear said...

Hey, where's my credit for posting this earlier? :)

888 said...

Haha Jessica Alba is the most bland, boring non celeb celeb around. What is the deal with her?

TikkaMasala said...

How bland. This is what "celebrities do with their time?

Cee Kay said...

I assume all of this stupidity is coming from just one F'd up loser.

Affleck 7 said...
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Wicked.69.clownz said...

Jokers and freaks deep in the night
Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight
J-J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care
They bust ya in the mutha fucken head with a chair

Tabby said...

@ lutefisk, er I mean @Affleck 7 (lol) the least you could do is make a new profile.

Not I Said The Fly said...

@Affleck 7, kinda like you,huh?
But you just weren't smart enough to make a new account...



Lute running to Moo in 3... 2... 1...

yoadrian46 said...

Ain't that the truth, Not I Said the Fly.

Lute, er Black Cat, er rickatoo, er affleck7, you really should have created a new profile. Yours says:

On Blogger since December 2007

Profile views - 2132

yoadrian46 said...

Oh no, affleck7 deleted her comment:

Affleck 7 said...

Cee Kay, seems a couple of psychos banned together and are using multiple accounts. It is very sad that is what their lives have come down to at this point. It has to be very depressing for someone to have to resort to this.
7:22 PM

Threadkilla said...

I miss the old timers on this site, but I lol'ed at this video!

Count Jerkula said...

DAAAAMN! This post only had 25 posts, so she decided to pop in here?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Da lute, da lute da lute is on fire.
We don't need no water let the motherf**** burn.
Burn motherf**** Burn.