Saturday, May 18, 2013

Everyone Says Beyonce Is Pregnant

When Russell Simmons says congratulations on being pregnant, then I guess you are pregnant. I feel like Russell knows everything. I feel this way because since he sleeps with one model a week, I am pretty sure he hears everything because if they are sleeping with him for a week it means they are probably sleeping with someone else for a week and one or more of them has probably hooked up with Jay-Z and some of his friends so if Russell says congrats, then I guess Beyonce really is pregnant or her surrogate is. I think it will be really easy to tell if she is for real this time because she will Tweet selfies of her pregnant belly. Then everyone will know for sure that the last one was a fake. Also, don't you think that Tamar Braxton would know? I think she would and she said Beyonce;'s first pregnancy was fake.

37 comments:

scratchy kitty said...

Love that screenshot, Enty!

Charlotte. said...

That belly. Dear oh dear. Couldn't they have got a believable one?

Nosy_Canuck said...

I read somewhere that she's pregnant as well as a surrogate. Should be interesting... Regardless, it will be a PR gong show! Love it. Auntie Kimmy will be pushing for playdates.

Anna Nonymous said...

Yep, nice screen shot. She's been putting on a little chunk lately, so maybe but she's always gone up and down. Nice reveal on Jay's cheating. She's probably terrified to lose her body because she probably has a feeling he's unfaithful. It would be a decent idea to actually have the baby herself, but if she went to so much trouble before to do a surrogacy, seems like she would again, we'll see.

detown359 said...

That is probably the best pic I've seen of belly incident. Wow. The world will definitely be watching this one carefully. The pic on TMZ the other day that a fan snuck did show a belly in a tight costume but we know bellies mean nothing with her.

MISCH said...

@Nosy_Canuck

read the same reveal....so it will be twins..

MISCH said...

P.S. if she carries to term

Katie said...

Why would Tamar know?

jennifer hansen said...

@anna who is that in your picture? she looks familiar, but i can't put my finger on her name.

Diana G said...

I do believe her first pregnancy with Blue Ivy was fake but, for some reason I think she may actually be pregnant this time.

Kowalski said...

Have any of you watched the Australian tv rebuttal to that dress/belly folding thing? because I totally believe she was actually pregnant.

Suzzique said...

wow. this is like a reveal. but cloaked in coolness. thx Enty.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I have no problems with a celeb wanting to use a surrogate. Beyonce's body is a part of her performance. It's not like Alicia Keys or someone who makes a living from music alone. No one is buying tickets to see her dance. No one really cares what outfit she's wearing. Beyonce makes as much money from her body as she does her voice so I can understand her wanting to preserve it.

greenmountaingal said...

Ugh just when I was hoping this overexposed insufferable egomaniac would go away...

kathrynnova said...

why is everyone so obsessed with celebs being pregnant anyway? i don't find it fascinating at all. i'd rather hear about their drama and bad behavior. for me it's a bit too voyeuristic to be tracking their pregnancies. even if they've willingly exploited themselves.

DewieTheBear said...

@Kowalski, yes, I did. I have to admit, the camera shot from behind that shows absolutely no lines beneath the dress... either she built in a badly-folding belly into every dress to make it seamless from all angles, in the event she was photographed from every possible angle because she suspected, beforehand, people would be suspicious, or she was actually pregnant. And Occum's Razor says the latter.

I still retain my right to hate her, though. She's truly insufferable.

audrey said...

@ Flirty chick. I have no problem with surrogates either, but most people would own up to it.

Sarah said...

I sort of think the pregnancy is an attempt to smooth over the weird publicity from the last one. Beyonce isn't used to being questioned.
As for that Instagram post about losers with nothing better to do than talk about her, that's a bunch of shit.
Celebrities are never more scared than when they are no longer the topic of conversation, Beyonce is just a control freak who expects to direct the conversation.
Any time she has less than flattering photos or publicity you get a glimpse of her true self.

MISCH said...

Did you read that lovely statement Beyonce made in regard to her fans thinking she's pregnant...she called them losers...
the girl is such a peach...

MISCH said...

oops sorry that was " LOW LIFE PEOPLE"

HannahBanana said...

She certainly has painted herself into quite a corner....ppl will be on her night & day to see if she's lying this time. The documentary is what sealed it for me. She films EVERYTHING. Yet, anytime u saw the belly, u didn't see her face, every time. And Blue was to me, a bit older than a newborn when revealed. Or at least a few months older than they're claiming.

NaughtyNurse said...

Whoa! Back up! When did Tamar Braxton say the first pregnancy was a fake?

NaughtyNurse said...

Bear in mind that I didn't know Tamar Braxton existed until Enty mentioned her! But if SHE says it was fake, I believe it! LOL

Bunni said...

She said it on Tiny's late night show on BET. Love Tamar.

TuesdayAdams said...

Beyonce wa pregnant the first time and congrats if she's pregnant again. How exactly would Tamar Braxton know? Beyonce is known for having a very tight lipped circle of support. I doubt any of them run in the same circles as Tamar.

daphnebk said...

LOOK AT THE PATCH SEAM IN THE DRESS BELOW HER ELBOW!!! IT looks like a velcro closing - I'll remain on the pillow team for now!

sleep_deprived said...

Me too

Salsa Lover said...

She showed her belly in her documentary. There was no way that was faked.

Bubbles said...

Tamar didn't know she wasn't going to have much of a career so why would she know about someone else's pregnancy?

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Have you seen her tumblr page? she was very pregnant..

you could look at her face and tell.

this rumor is so stupid.

Renoblondee said...

I'm oddly fascinated by this thing. It's like Days of our Lives or something.

Tyger Lilly said...

I agree with Worstcompany - this rumor is ridiculous. She announced her 1st pregnancy at the 2011 VMAs, end of August, and the baby was born in early January 2012. That's a full four months. It's not like she & Jay-Z are hurting for $$ and she has to work. If she was really faking it, she would have worn baggy clothes thru October to get people talking then lay low somewhere very private until the surrogate gave birth then come out and say the rumors were right, she was pregnant! She not going to walk around with some crappy fake belly she could get busted wearing.

Anotheramy said...

That pregnancy was manufactured in a factory, as were the last couple of months of Katie Holmes pregnancy. Im on the fence about Nicole Kidmans first baby. Kelly Preston had no trouble with her oh so late in life pregnancy because someone nice and young was doing it for her.

Marie said...

That is a maternity dress with extra material added to the stomach. Most maternity dresses flow from above the bump so the material glides over the baby. This dress is fitted around her thighs so they would have had to build in room for the bump. If she wore it any time prior to it fitting over the bump perfectly the material would hang off the bump if she bent over (like, you know, in that picture).

She wouldn't have been able to wear that dress when the bump fit anyway cos bitch has some thighs on her and wouldn't have made it into the dress anyway.

So basically, she's wearing a dress made for a different body type so it doesn't fit properly.

Sophia said...

He's mentioning Tamar because its possible her pregnancy is fake as well I'm thinking. In her photos she's all belly..

Sophia said...

He's mentioning Tamar because its possible her pregnancy is fake as well I'm thinking. In her photos she's all belly..

Ashlea said...

I'm trying my hardest to give a single fuck about this insufferable bat but, nope, no fucks given.