Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Blind Item #1

Last year, this former B list reality star and now just a D list celebrity with an interesting name made a small fortune spending her summer in Europe hooking up with guys who knew her name and her reputation. She loves telling people she was over there for work and when people ask what kind of work she says design. Last night someone called her out on it in front of a few other people and the reality star turned hooker fled the party in about five seconds.

45 comments:

FSP said...

Snooki

greenmountaingal said...

Brittny Gastineau?

I know she can't help it, but the spelling of her name annoys me.

Magsey said...

Countess Lu Ann De Lessops or some such nonsense.

Groggy said...

I think FSP is on target with Snooki. But the imagery! I need a shower ... and some penicillin.

MissPinkKate said...

Snooki was pregnant last summer, doubt it's her.

Kenneth said...

Jwow

Erin B said...

Tila Tequila?

Anonymous said...

Second JWoW

Sugar said...

Trishelle? Someone threw out her name the other day. She's my new guess for all things hooker.

Clubber Wang said...

I second Tila Tequila, and since she is bi, that's twice the potential clients

asher said...

Snooki was pregnant, and J Woww was there for most of it. Tila was in rehab I think.

(Why do I know this must get life)

Unknown said...

one of the housewives? faye is a hooker and does interior design.

asher said...

Lisa Vanderpump

Sugar said...

Who would pay good money to sex it up with that old sea hag?

FSP said...

@misspinkkate- those Euros can get freaky!

Unknown said...

Monica Lewinski??

NomNom83 said...

God, much as I would loooooove for this to be the "morally corrupt" Faye Resnick, I gotta jump on the Gastineau (sp?) train.

All about Eve said...

It says former, are all the housewives still on their shows?

Unknown said...

Some of the housewives have left. What about that first season of RHof new jersey - Danielle - she was stripper/hooker of something.

from wiki on her bio-

After weeks of speculation, it was confirmed by Bravo that Staub would not be returning to the show for season 3.[4] In the spring of 2012, Staub joined part of dialastar, a telephone service that allows fans to talk to their favorite celebrities, mainly considered D-List. In the summer of 2012, Staub had filed for bankruptcy

Unknown said...

I just checked out the dialastar site. Interesting - looks like an easy way to hook up with d and c list celebs whose 15 minutes is up.

Gypsy said...
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Gypsy said...

@Groggy--I think if there were a Penicillian shower, these blinds would be much easier to take in. I am going to the board to design! Patent pending.

And, while I think JWow is professionally slutty, I don't see her as a professional slut.
Other than that, I got nothin, because I don't have a tv nor do I watch reality tv. My reality is waaaaaaaay better and not appropriate for TV. ;) Yay me!

Count Jerkula said...

Was it here or somewhere else that I saw screen caps of Tila Tequila setting up an hooking appointment via Twitter or some other chat? I don't think that skeezer would run from a party if people started talking about her hooking. More than likely she would quote prices, then move to a different table if no one took her up.

MalibuBarbie said...

Great piece from Hollywood Reporter re Cannes yacht girls:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hookers-at-cannes-40000-a-497667

Katie said...

What reality show was she on?

Unknown said...

I think it was here Count.

Unknown said...

Throwing this out there.....
Omarosa.

skimpymist said...

I second the Trishelle guess. She was a yacht girl for a while but than lost her appeal so she signed up for one of the "challenges" on MTV to give herself some TV credibility and was able to wiggle herself into the yacht girl club again.

KLM said...

That is an interesting article - very interesting.

MnGddess said...

Betty fucking White. She's a pimp, yo.

ludakristen said...

Audrina Patridge is kind of an interesting name.

Tyger Lilly said...

The BI says "interesting name" and about the only one that really fits would be Tila Tequila, but ewww.... She is practically a walking gonorrhea warning. Plus, im guessing everybody who wants to do her already has. Twice. I can see people paying her to go away, but for sex? Not so much.

auntliddy said...

You should have seen some of the specimens we saw at Mcd's this am!! Was like a whatever happened to baby jane convention!! And they all wanted to talk to my 2granddaughters-creepy!

Ivs said...

Wow, I only recognized 3 of the "stars" on that page @Texas Rose, and we're definitely scraping the bottom of the barrel when those three are Farrah (yeah thanks for that one, Enty), Michael Lohan and Tan mom!!

aliciabutterfly said...

I'd say one of The Hills girls. They all seem to think they're fashion designers/icons. Montag is an interesting name.

Unknown said...

@Ivs - It is a pretty random list. I think most are castmembers of reality shows but the ones that never made an impression and made that next leap. I wonder how much it costs to signup.

crila16 said...

Hate to say it...but Snooki was an A list reality star.

crila16 said...

Oh...I know. Audrina Patridge maybe.

yodelay said...

I don't think the Gastineau chick is embarrassed about her hooking if I remember a blind about her and Kim K correctly.

Trishelle sounds good. That chick is a straight up hooking ho!

Anonymous said...

what is it with european men having sex with our american rejects?
They could buy any girl, why the lohans of the world?
Is it some sort of joke

Anonymous said...

40k a NIGHTTTTTT!!!!

love live roger-
"Hookers stand out in Cannes. They're the ones who are well-dressed and not smoking," tweeted Roger Ebert in 2010.

Anonymous said...

well the article does say carmen electra was flown out for 50k
doesnt says singer or actress, could be here

Bit dams said...

"Who would pay good money to sex it up with that old sea hag?" bahahaha! that struck me just right, lol. now i'll have the giggles all afternoon.

anon said...

I'm thinking Bai Ling. I can't remember her actually acting in anything in ages.

I just saw a picture of her at Cannes and she looked rough. I was wondering what the heck she was doing in Cannes and then realized that would be a great jumping off point for "yacht/hooker" season.

Anonymous said...

She hosted a show, don't remember the name.

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