Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Zoe Saldana Says She Is Done Dating Actors - Might End Up With A Woman

In an interview with Allure Magazine, Zoe Saldana claims she is finished dating actors and can't stand dating them. Next time she dates an actor, which she will, I hope someone will ask her about this interview and she will say something like, "Oh, he was just too perfect and I could not pass up a chance at love." She might also say something like she never has a chance to meet anyone but actors or that "regular" guys never ask her out. Whatever the case, this proclamation will not last very long. In the same interview Zoe says it is also possible that she might just end up with a woman raising my children. It is not clear to me if the woman would be raising Zoe's children or the pair would be raising Zoe's children and how come the children would not be their children. Probably because Zoe had a couple with an actor along the way.

34 comments:

SecretTorture - "ST" said...

She has kids? Dang! You learn something new everyday!

The Dude said...

Her comments should start with "My publicist told me ot say".....

libby said...

Yeah, IS Enty saying she already has kids?

I wish it were so easy to 'switch' to women. Is she saying she really could? Some joke they could, but if you're not truly bi it won't work.

(jmo)

Tyler said...

Sounds like Bradley burned her pretty bad to me, but agree she'll get over it eventually.

Now! said...

I dunno. I'm a general believer in sexual flexibility - my best friend was a lesbian until age 45, when she met some guy with whom she's living happily ever after - but this sounds to me like the sour grapes some straight women have right after they break up with a creepy guy. "I'm done with men! I'm done with men forever!"

FrenchGirl said...

Enty thinks her younger sister is her daughter in real

in my opinion,she says she may date a guy who is not actor(many actresses aren't with an actor after all)or adopt some kids

Lux Luthor said...

Zoe, call me! :-)

Gayeld said...

@Frenchgirl. I just looked at a picture of her "little sister." Forget daughter, think CLONE. Damn they look alike.

libby said...

Nutty--I think women ARE more flexible. I'm just saying 'easier said than done', IF she's not really bi.

Sarah said...

Duh, Zoe will obviously end up with a woman raising her children, it's the nanny!

Unknown said...

I think ENTY is talking prospectively with regard to Zoe's children and who would raise them. She will regret this statement when she hooks up with her next actor boyfriend.

Sarah said...

Zoe and her sisters are very similar looking, particularly her younger sister, but they were all born like a year apart, stair-stepped

Sarah said...

Hey, don't forget that lesbians have problems too! My wacky lesbian friend just had to get her off /on love's name taken off her lady bits after the girl attacked her by biting her face and tazing her!
The gentler sex? I think not.

Staple611 said...

Wow, Zoe's youngest sister/daughter whatever looks EXACTLY like her.

Staple611 said...

Actually, they look so much alike, it makes me think that they actually are sisters - any daughter of Zoe's would have half of someone else's DNA.

Sarah said...

That's funny, one of my friends was a lesbian and SO butch, then married the first guy she ever dated.
They sit around drinking beer, watching Family Guy, and talking about hot girls on tv.
They're happy.

Sarah said...

Zoe is 33, her sisters are 32 and 34.

KLM said...

Well, clearly she had them when she was 1 and -1, respectively.

eris hilton said...

She doesn't have kids, the writing is just poorly worded. But i don't blame her. Based on this site alone i'd rule all actors out, I don't think I've ever heard of one that doesn't cheat or worse.

nevermindthat said...

Zoe is slowly trying to come out of that closet.

Nosy_Canuck said...

@nevermindthat - I agree, this is her trying to break the ice and hint at potentially being with a woman/women (publicly) someday. Maybe sooner than we think, who knows.

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megan00m said...

Agree with u nevermindthat. Shes testing waters.... Or being a vapid imbecile trying for attention by taking the "imagine THIS hotness with a chick, my lesbian & straight male fans".

NomNom83 said...

"I'm done date actors" : dating BCoop :: "I will never drink alcohol again" : night of bad tequila shots

hothotheat said...

She was with someone for many years before she took up with Cooper. Hopefully she learned a lesson. She seems like a lovely person.

MISCH said...

I think Bradley Cooper really messed with her....

auntliddy said...

Sarah, i love that !! !!!!!

Boxes Little Boxes said...

Nannies are usually female.

Katie said...

@Staple a person shares the exact same percentage of DNA with a full sibling as with their own child. 50%.

Unknown said...

I think enty is saying is she will eventually have kids with an actor (Bradley?) and she won't actually be with a women because she with the actor (blind coming up?)

@nomnom83 I took me a minute but that was funny.

NaughtyNurse said...

She always looks like she is about to blow away with the next breeze.

Charlotte. said...

@Libby, yep, it's one thing to audit a class but that doesn't mean you can sit the oral. I had a friend who was in a lesbian relationship for a while after a couple of jerk boyfriends. She broke up with her girlfriend as soon as she realised that one vagina was enough for her.

Henriette said...

It sounds like she was Coops' beard and he was hers.

Unknown said...

Why was my comment deleted? Anyway, I don't think Zoe dumped Bradley. Other way around.

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