Thursday, May 16, 2013

Kanye West Says He Is Not A Celebrity

If Kanye West was not hanging out with the biggest fame monger the world has ever seen, it would be a lot easier to relate to the rant he delivered yesterday at the Adult Swim upfront. Yeah, I don't know how they got him to perform either, but the check must have been very large. During his short set, he stopped to go on a rant about how he is not a celebrity and how he is on this earth just to make music to inspire the rest of the world.

"I don't know if you know there's one thing about me, but I'm not a celebrity. I don't know if you know there's one thing about me, but I'm a terrible, terrible celebrity. I don't know if you know there's one thing about me, but I'm the worst kind of celebrity ... Because I only make real music ... I'm only up in the studio to make real sh-t ... I don't want nobody coming up to me with cameras and sh-t ... Selling pictures to a f--king magazine ... Asking me dumb f--king questions ... Because I'm not a motherf--king celebrity ... I only make music that inspires you to be the best you can be -- And I don't want anyone to ask anything else of me. Someone asked me, 'When you do 'SNL,' are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and humanize yourself? What the f--k do I have to apologize for? When did I become inhuman? Or was it them demonizing me and harassing me that made me less than human? Motherf--kers chasing people down and making you run into sh-t, and all they want you to do is laugh and sh-t. Hell no I ain't doing no 'SNL' skits, this is my goddamn life, and it's not a f--king joke."

No, the only joke is you and Kim and you knocking up on Kim and being on her reality show.

60 comments:

greenmountaingal said...

Seems like Kanye is sending a message to the whole Kartrashian klan...Stupid of him to hook up with KK in the first place.

Audrey said...

Either he's a complete idiot or hypocrite OR this is a confirmation that Kanye is miserable with KK and will dump her shortly. How can you say those things and still want to marry KK?

libby said...

Whoop whoop!!!

Kardashian DEFECTION ALERT!!!

These Lyrics are an example of Kanye's PAIN:

"But I gotta settle down I can't be a whore
I ain't gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)"

libby said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fsDNBRLwCg

I'm jammin' to this in another tab.

I will stop now, sorry.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Quick reality check, Kanye...
it might indeed be your life, but it is a fucking joke.
This is what happens when you don't read the fine print when you sign a deal with the Devil.

Tyler said...

lol, he should have thought about all that before becoming involved with Kim. Too late now, and he did it to himself.

GemTwist said...

I thought this was more of a tantrum due to him running into that sign the other day and embarrassing himself on camera.

Groggy said...

There's something else Kanye West isn't: Talented. At least he did make one true statement in that imbecilic rant. "I'm only up in the studio to make real sh-t."

I agree that what he makes in the studio is real sh-t.

GemTwist said...

THE NEXT POST IS LATE.

Sugar said...

Thanks for reminding me about the time you ran into a street sign, KanYe!!! A DURRRR

libby said...
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SusanB said...

I'm curious - I don't listen to much music done after 1980 or so (yeah, I'm old). Is his music good? Or does he just sell himself well? As for being a celebrity, I'd say he achieved that status when he had that drunken rant at that award show, interrupting Taylor Swift.

auntliddy said...

I love that hes still pissed off he walked into that sign post!!!!! Yeah, the big bad paps were teasing me and i bumped my head and now they're laughing at me!! Wa wa wa. What about going up on stage when swift won and other examples of his assholery? You're a celeb in the sense you are well known- to be a dick. Deal with it. Mb kartrashians well rid of HIM , not other way around. He should be a barrel ov laughs on snl, if he even show up.

Flora Goforth said...

Now Kanye, Im really sad for you, and imma let you finish, but you are one of the biggest attention whores of all time. One of the biggest attention whores of all time!

libby said...

auntliddy-


WHY CAN'T YOU LET HIM BE GREAT?!!!!11!!?!1?

Sugar said...

I just heard a rumor that KanYe is gay. Is that true?
;-)

SophiaB said...

He has neither talent, taste, nor brains. He is a lucky mofo who should STFU and stop complaining. Who ARE YOU Gay Fish if not for all of the attention? A self absorbed bombastic little pout machine. Go get in your crunched up Lamborghini and drive it off a cliff. No one even CARES about your pompous self-important 'music' which is not listenable. GO AWAY GAY FISH!!! And take the whore down to hell with you...

Groggy said...

@SusanB - and don't forget about the time he covered himself in glory at the nationally televised benefit concert to benefit Hurricane Katrina victims when he looked into the camera and instead of asking people to contribute said, "George Bush hates black people."

Hey! I guess he already had his SNL skit moment. BTW, his music sucks. Someone should explain to him that there are 8 notes in a scale and he should try using all of them instead of one or two.

Niña Piña said...

I think he got together with Kim because she wanted to be a part of the A-list.. gwen and beyonce ect. But she couldnt leave behind her paparazzi... Now theyre in this hilarious war together. She will always be trash and PMK cant do anything- finally they will go down! No way is Kanye any better but he does seem to be a part of the "cool" crowd in Hollywood and Kim never will be. I do love that his boyfriend dressed her in that awful couch dress and then Anna W cropped her out. Theyre all laughing at her

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Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn said...

That's my all time favorite kanye moment besides the whole Taylor swift vma fiasco. Yeah...definitely not a celebrity. Just an idiot.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree...@gemtwist

Hazeldazel said...

LOL - umm... yeah, they "made you run into shit".

wah wah poor baby having a tantrum

auntliddy said...

Lol lib, i cant stand his poutiness, self important , asswipe vibe. Ot- i hv ibs, and something called mesenteric pannicultis. Ive done huge amount of dietary restricting, its not healthy but i dont hv to take steroids all the time. No fruit, vegs, roughage, no dairy. I can eat a piece if cake, no problem, but i had lettece on my sandwhich coupla weeks ago and was in bed for a week. I dont wish any if these diseases on ANYONE, but it is nice to hv some kindred souls. :)

caralw said...

Well, he did usurp the announcement of the pregnancy by taking it to twitter before KK and PMK could sell the story to the rags.

I like his music, although I admit he's a douche.

parissucksliterally said...

He is so out of there. Kim, he hates you and your whole family.

libby said...

auntliddy----I hope things get better for you. If I forget and eat 'real' Mexican-spicy food (which I LOVE), I inflame my innards for weeks. So I get it. It's also so easy to slip up when you're feeling well.
Take care, doll.

Unknown said...

So, if he's not a celebrity why is he doing "SNL"? Go away, Kanye...

timebob said...

love the music hate the man, it's such a conundrum.

Brittany said...

Him and his music are just one really long and drawn out SNL skit, in my opinion. I can't stand his leather skirt wearing ass.

All about Eve said...

@Groggy, Mike Meyers was standing next to him when he said it and his face was priceless lmao!!

eris hilton said...

He's just so, so stupid.

All about Eve said...

Hard to feel sorry for him. When you lay with pigs you're bound to get dirty too. I can't look at Kanye the same, I didn't really like him but at least he was about the music but now he's running around with the biggest famewhore in the planet trying to make her something she's not: classy. GTFO!

Mari said...

When reached for comment, the much photographed street sign denied being a celebrity, but did say "I hit it first."

Pen-a-lope said...

Even though he isn't my favorite person, he is a good artist. I so hope that was a message to the clan whose name shall not be spoken.

auntliddy said...

Libby, youre a sweetheart! I cried when i read your post. Finally, someone who gets it!!!! Instead of very well meaning relatives saying, what do u mean? How does it hurt? You shld eat this that or the ither thing to help. And my favorite, whats for dinner? Lol. Thanks again- it means the workd to me.

auntliddy said...

World

auntliddy said...

On rereading and reflecting- thats right, i reflect- i think what he is trying to say in his poorly worded diatribe that he isnt famous for nothing, he has so called talent. I guess a slap to kim in roundabout way. Ie, I am an artist, shes just famous for being famous.

figgy said...

Yeeeeaaaah, your umbrage is coming a leeeeetle late, Kanye.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I'm still pissed at the ineptitude of the paps who failed to get video of the moment of impact (of Kanye's head to the sign). They should be ashamed of themselves.

NapAssasin said...

HAHAHAHAHAHH. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

MAC said...

I only make music that inspires you to be the best you can be --

I don't know about anyone else, but Gold Digger totally inspires me to run out and do charity and brings out the best in me...

#Kanyeshrug

maggs said...

Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 05/16/2013 - 11:18am.

Like momma always said, "You lie down with famewhores, you get up with TMZ."

L M A O !!!

erika said...

you're not a grown man either. Best way to have handled your 'wrong way' would hve been to laugh and shrug it off.

Takes a MAN to laugh at himself, let it go but the fact that you screamed for your baby wipes right after just reiterates that you ARE a self entitled, immature, selfish, CELEBRITY...

and NOT A MAN

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! That's funny! : )

Anonymous said...

His ass became a fucking joke the moment he got into bed with the Karfuckians. You don't want to be papped and followed like a fucking dog? I dunno, maybe not date a bitch who would suck a dick to get famous, who would sell her soul to the devil just to make it to the pages of People???? Fucktard.

Olive said...

Was his rant auto-tuned too?

Anonymous said...

I like Kanye. He's crazy, though, and I strongly suspect some of his issues comes from not dealing with his mother's death properly.

Most of his naysayer didn't like him anyway, so him being with HER isn't what tipped the odds against him.

It's funny to read about how awful he was to interrupt Taylor Swift (and he was) knowing how much she's b*tched about around here.

And honestly, GWB didn't give two rat's whiskers of care about New Orleans. Neither did most politicians. That's the truth.

JasCrocks said...

Everyone saying Kanye isn't talented is completely wrong. Kanye is VERY talented. It's just that his asshole ways overshadow that talent. Watch Jay-Z's documentary, "Fade to Black." There is a scene in which viewers get to see Kanye making beats from scratch and coming up with amzing 16-bar raps in just ten minutes. He makes all of his own beats, writes all of his own songs and some for other critically acclaimed artist ie. Jay-Z. Don't get me wrong, Ye is an idiot and he leaves much to be desired after his downfall into assholedom (spurned by the tragic death of his mother), but you cannot say he isn't talented. And you definitely can't say his music is shit...He is arguably one of the greatest rappers of all time, don't forget that.

yodelay said...

I think what happened to him is what has happened to many of us, you find someone incredibly, perfectly attractive and they seem pretty cool when you hang out with them at parties and what not. Then you hook up with them and find out they are devilspawn! Except he was unfortunate enough to knock her up. I am really curious to see how this plays out. And yes, he is incredibly talented.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a celebrity but I have artifically inseminated the biggest fame whore on the planet who's only famous because they're famous. Im an artist, who artifically impregnated the motel art of the world. Youre a vegan rain forest activist who married the founder of mcdonalds's daughter. You're a active junky who runs a rehab. You're Lindsay Lohan and sober. We get it Kanye, you're an artist. Who rips off other artists. Who screams in to microphones about how angry he is at people paying good money and time. We get it Kanye, you're gay.

Anonymous said...

I just dont get it, It doesnt make sense. Be in a relationship with someone thats represents everything you hate. I dunno. Im here for his music. Hes screaming "I didnt sell out" at top of his lungs

zeldafitzgerald said...

autotune is not real music, you twit

PJJ said...

Kanye west is indeed talented, but then again your opinion matters to no one

PJJ said...

@susan he makes good music, no pun intended toward his label. He sells himself terribly, always throwing a tantrum about something

Merlin D. Bear said...

Ok, so Kanye is famous due to talent and KK is famous because of her launch due to her sex tape.
Both are whores.
Hello? Pot to kettle. You read me, kettle?

NaughtyNurse said...

I smell a paternity test brewing.

Amy in MI said...

Auntliddy. I have Crohn's disease after being diagnosed with IBS when I was 10. My dietary restrictions sucks. I totally feel your pain

Crystal said...

Totally agree. Kanye is crazy talented. Listen to his early stuff, before his mom died. Her death really messed him up. Before that he just made good music, was dating his high school sweetheart, and stayed out of the media. But I think gettig involved with KK was a major mistake. Any respect he had is almost gone. Those people are trash.

auntliddy said...

Amy, and I yours. Wish a cure would be found! Stay healthy:)

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