Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Joe Francis Convicted - Faces Five Years In Jail

There are not all that many people I would like to see in jail, but Joe Francis is one of the people towards the top of that list. Yesterday he was convicted of terrorizing three women after a night out in 2011. He was convicted on false imprisonment charges and assault and also trying to get people not to testify. Francis grabbed one woman and took her to his limo. Her two friends followed and they all thought they were going to their car. Francis took them to his house instead and tried to take one of the women from the other two and when she refused he beat her and slammed her head into the ground. Francis then kicked them out and told them not to call the cops. Obviously they did. He faces five years in jail.

27 comments:

GemTwist said...

Champagne for everyone!

__-__=__ said...

I'll drink to that!

Gayeld said...

Here's to Lady Justice and these ass-kicking stillettos she has hidden under that robe.

Meanie Reese said...

Good, said with my very best Grumpy Cat face.

Jamie2 said...

Good.

B626 said...

Gotta catch the Pirahna 3D movie where the Joe Francis type sleezeball get his wiener bit off by pirahnas. Then the little buggers spit back out. Even they knew it was rancid

Cathy said...

In case anyone is looking for more reason to hate the Kardashians, Scott is good friends with this asshole and he's been on their Miami spin-off...

penelope jane said...

fuck this asshole. You reap what you sow, fuckhead.

hilloochka said...

Cathy - he's also friends with PMK. or at least it looked like it on the very first KUWTK episode.
(and I'm feeling ashamed for knowing this.)

MontanaMarriott said...

Now please tell me that he is relaly going to do the time and not that the California prisons are so overcrowded he will only get a week's time??? Karma is so going to get him in the shower dropping the soap several times over lmao

babo said...

Looking forward to Nik Richie joining him there soon.

auntliddy said...

What goes around..... Enjoy prison lowlife scumbag

Diana G said...

He is absolutely disgusting...he needs prison time for all the crap he has pulled over the years. :-/

froggygurl said...

But who is gonna teach my girls how to fuck and suck properly for the camera. Mama needs her shoppin money and that kimye babys not makin me that much $$$--Kris Kardashian talkin about the jenner girls

megan00m said...

Worst. Nose job. Ever.

parissucksliterally said...

Good. I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him on a daily basis.

Dick Largesse said...

If he did what he's accused of, then I hope he gets every bit of those 5 years. Don't know if he did or not, though, as he's a perfect target for such allegations. Still, not sure why (other than these allegations) everybody hates the guy so much. I'm not much of a GGW fan, but it's hardly reason to hate the guy so passionately.

Cee Kay said...

He's a "target" for these types of allegations because he's a complete sleazeball and has absolutely no respect for women. I have no trouble believing every word of the complaint.

Jennifer H. said...

I hope he gets a dose of "Convicts Gone Wild."

Sherry said...

LOL Jennifer H.

feraltart said...

Lindsay next.
And I woke up at 2:30am fellow CDaners, it is now 3:10am which is why I can comment with all of you instead of at the end. Just thought I'd share.

ms snarky said...

every single story about him is about how much of a creep he is. Glad to see him go.

GemTwist said...

Dick - the reason for a 'conviction' is so you can stop all that hemming and hawing over guilt/innocence. He's guilty. So says the court. And if you sincerely don't know why everyone hates him, you just don't know that much about him. GGW is all the reason I'll ever need to hate him.

Ray said...

GOOD! He's going to be "The Bell of the Ball" in prison...couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

flowerpower said...

+1

flowerpower said...

+1

SophiaB said...

What has Nik Richie done? He us an idiot for sure. But what has he done that warrants a jail sentence?