Thursday, May 16, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Bradley Cooper in curlers gets the top spot.

Brad Pitt - still sexy?
Christina Aguilera has lost a ton of weight, although she has never been afraid to show off her body no matter her size.
Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy.
Long time no see Parker Posey on a red carpet.
Jennifer Lopez in NYC.
Mila Kunis eats but refuses to share with Ashton Kutcher.
I barely recognized Keira Knightley.

60 comments:

MM said...

J. Lo, if you're going to show your bra, can it at least not be a nude one?

KPeony said...

I wish I had a balcony like the one Christina is on. So beautiful.

greenmountaingal said...

Brad Pitt looks like Billy Ray Cyrus there.

Curlers or no curlers, I have the hots for Bradley Cooper. I tried to fight it, but I couldn't.

JLo looks fierce.

Christina should stop posing in spanx. She doesn't need them.

Keira has an unfortunate chin.

usernametaken said...

At first glance, I thought Brad Pitt was a woman....

Kimberly Joyce said...

KILL: Kyra Knightley
FUCK: Mila Kunis
MARRY: Parker Posy

Bye everybody! I have to go help my boyfriend saw down a tree.

Renoblondee said...

JLo always looks good darn her.

rejectedcarebear said...

But you'll let us know when you return right?!

Del Riser said...

Brad's looking a little Val Kilmerish here.

Whomever wrapped Bradley's hair did a crappy job.

Anna Nonymous said...

Man, you really do hate B coop don't you? I don't like the guy much either but you seem to really dislike him. Is it because he's a womanizer and cheated on Zoe Saldana? Is there any other reason? There's sooooo many douchey douches in Hollywood Im just curious about why you seem to particularly dislike this one. Yes, Brad Pitt still looks good. Not a great pic, but still a decent looking guy. He was the original Thor. Ok, ok I'll stop.

All about Eve said...

That picture of BCoop is hilarious

Christina looks good and I hope it's from good eating habits and not Adderal

Hey Parker Posey!

JLo looks fantastic!

Boxes Little Boxes said...

I call that President Interruptus!

Count Jerkula said...

Kunis

Aguilera

Knightley

Tyger Lilly said...

I'm a pretty sexual woman, I can get turned on by a large variety of men - young, old, tall, short, thin, heavy, white, black, Latino, Asian, even many women... That being said - will someone please explain the appeal of Bradley Cooper? I just don't get it. Believe me, I've tried - many times. He just boring. If there were 100 average guys in a room, I'd probably do him 70-75th. Clean shaven, maybe in the 50s.

LottaColada said...

Knightley, Count? I'm surprised!

Cindy said...

I think Brad is turning into this generation's Robert Redford.

Pogue Mahone said...

Brad Pitt is Gross now!

Monkey chops said...

Keira looks like a shaven Russell Brand.

Gayeld said...

@Lotta. I'm still shocked he passed on Cindy Crawford.

Krissie said...

I wonder how much of Christina's weight loss is real and how much is photoshop. If it is real I am surprised she is not shilling for a diet company.

Audrey said...

Brad Pitt is sexier than after since showing so much support for AJ.

Count Jerkula said...

@ Gayeld: I was never big on Cindy Crawford. I don't know why, she is hot, she just never did anything for me.

@Lotta: Yeah, Keira looks like shit in that pic, but she pops the interest since the first Pirates of the Caribbean. When she gets too skinny it is kinda a turn off, but even then maybe she'd be open to anal so she can remember what it feels like to poop.

All about Eve said...

@count, Christina?? I didn't think she was your type!

auntliddy said...

Im sure brad still looks great but not in that pic!!!

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Sarah said...

Christina looks like a thicker Courtney Stodden, hair, makeup, styling, and all

LottaColada said...

LOL I love the shock you keep laying on us, Count.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

I <3 Parker Posey.

Sylvia said...

For some reason I don't see the appeal on Bradley. Is he calling Mami hehehe?

Brad has lost his appeal too...

Christina, must have had some surgery, doubt it was exercise and diet...

Parker P. looks dumpy...


Is their something going on with Keira???

allisonwonderland said...

@Anna Nonymous- I think the Enty/BCoop hate stems from the allegations about what happened with him and Jennifer Esposito. Violence, in the closet....standard blind item material ;)

ecua said...

Lol!

ecua said...

Lol!

Char said...

I did not get Keira Knightly from that photo. Not a good picture.

Robert said...

Keira's not looking good. Looks like she's lost a ton of weight, which she didn't need to lose in the first place.

paula said...

@Tyger Lilly I agree about B Cooper--he always looks greasy to me.

Xtina looks amazing. I don't care if it's diet and exercise or whatever, she looks really good.

Jessie said...

K can take f leave BCoop...that photo kind I makes me like him though. I guess because it's just amusing. (fry sentence: I can take or leave - urgh I am over editing on my iPhone! Fry should be first.)

MISCH said...

Do not put Brad Pitt in the same class as Robert Redford, he hasn't got the smarts or the sense.

scratchy kitty said...

I thought that was Britney! Are you SURE thats Brad Pitt, Enty?
So glad I quit watching The Voice. I saw a couple of eps but I just can not abide Carson Daly. He was obnoxious on MTV and is as ugly as a mud fence. Who am i kidding? The mud fence is much prettier, even with cow patties topping it. Christina Aguliera needs to go away, and please take Cee Lo along too.

TotallyDistracted said...

Brad has lost his sex appeal, IMO. His personal life overshadows his film characters, like Tom Cruise. When I see him now I think of his family not his films. It doesn't look like he's trying to stay in shape, nor cares about his appearance.

pegd said...

Brad Pitt has not looked good for a long time.

Melissa said...

B-Coop gets props from me for wearing a Boston Strong t-shirt.

Mari said...

Well I'll just say Brad is still fighting the hot.

The Real Dragon said...

I'm more interest in the tree.Why ya cutting that tree,Kimberly.

Matthew said...

No love for the linklater before trilogy reunion?!?!

di butler said...

That's NOT a good thing. B Pitts looks like a Scandi transgendered model on steroids. And, I think St.Ange has custody of the family comb.

MISCH said...

Being unhappy shows.....

MadLyb said...

Men won't get it, but to many women, Brad Pitt is sexy, no matter what he looks like because he supported AJ during her mastectomy. It's MENTAL, guys!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Then Brad Isn't hanging out with a young decorator during the D. Mastectomy time 6 months ago? Still, Kiera looks more manly then Pitt does, cuter too.

Julie said...

the only thing good about Kiera's pic is that Balenciaga jacket

PugsterMom said...

Christina. Aderall.

Pip said...

Fuck:Aguilera
Marry:Kunis
Kill:Kutcher
Feed:Knightley

ureallyannoyme said...

I'm with TotallyDistacted on this one. Can't see Brad as his characters any more. I remember leaving the theater after seeing Thelma & Louise and my gf's and i all wondering who in the hell was that beautiful man.

ino said...

I'd cut Brad a break for now. He's 49, he's got 6 kids, and he and the missus have been through quite a bit this year. I've seen guys half his age look a lot worse in their pap photos.

Count Jerkula said...

@Pip: HA! If Knightly needs nourishment, send her over here, I'll find something to feed her.

parissucksliterally said...

Wasn't Xtina bitching how proud she was of her curves, and how her man likes her that way.

pfffft.

lazyday603 said...

Kill Lopez
F%ck Aguilera
F%ck Posey
F%ck Kunis
F%ck Knightley
F%ck Kunis again
Marry Delpy
F%ck Kunis one last time.

B Smears said...

Best comment yet.

figgy said...

Julie Delpy is one of those actress that I wish would do more...I'd see her in just about anything. And Parker Posey is another...looove her.

Okay Xtina you lost weight, now do something about that scraggly 90s haystack on your head. For the love of cripes chaaaaaange your hair already.

xoxotoe said...

WHYYYY is he still wearing his hair like gwyneth paltrow?! xo

SophiaB said...

I am pretty sure Delpy cannot act.

Moonmaid said...

Ethan Hawke always cleaned up well. In the 5 photos in existence where he is dressed and well groomed.

And I have never understood the hate for Keira Knightly. Love her, she is an original. Speaks her mind and keeps her flat chest, and she has a good sense of humor. She has muscle tone and shapely legs. She is naturally thin, and most people hate that.

And I share the shameful hots for Bradley Cooper. Never noticed him much until Silver Linings Playbook, then heard him in an NPR interview. Adorable. I am sure he is a total hound, but still adorable.