Friday, May 17, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Kevin Federline has worn the exact same outfit for ten years. Every day.

Kelsey Grammer and his wife after dinner. He sure does go out a lot more than he ever did with Camille. Trying to find work I guess.
Kim Kardashian says she will go on tour with Kanye West and the baby. Really thinks he is going to want that huh.
Lea Michele is thrilled to be recognized.
Michelle Williams carries her own suitcase. The guy should help.
Yes, that is Paris Hilton with an open mouth kissing her boyfriend and humping him at a club.
You know you should wear a belt when you have to hold up your pants all night Rihanna.
We can all assume that Reese Witherspoon made that call on her cell phone after she came to a complete stop.
Zoe Saldana shows how flexible she is.

42 comments:

skimpymist said...

Enough with the parasite pictures she's on a campaign to extend her 15 minutes like It's the year 2008.

greenmountaingal said...

I never liked Frasier the show. I'm also surprised that Kelsey's marriage has lasted this long.

Rihanna is hideous.

KK go away already! Why are these pieces of trash still famous?!

Nice 80s jeans, Michelle Williams.

Kimberly Joyce said...

KILL: guy who won't help whatshername carry luggage
FUCK: Kelsey Grammar
MARRY: Kevin Federline (get me some of that Brittany money!)

I'm starting to think Enty doesn't like this game. There are so few men, he has me fucking Frasier.

Gayeld said...

It's only lasted this long because Kelsey doesn't want to lose face to Camille.

Gayeld said...

You know, I tried to come up with an alternative. But I wouldn't get close enough to a guy who'd been with Paris to kill him, let alone fuck 'em. And forget about that twink in front of them. Although, couldn't you kill Fraiser and fuck the inconsiderate guy?

NapAssasin said...

You guys check out the up close of Kim's feet in the shoes with that white dress. It's so disgusting. Sit down bitch you're pregnant. Start acting like it for the sake of your child. Those are preeclampsia symptoms for sure. Idiot.

auntliddy said...

Kim just does not run out of ugly clothes. If i had her money i'd make sure i looked like a million bucks everyday.

nudibelle said...

ill give it to madonna, nice to know old age dont stop ratchetness
young old love

LOVE michelle williams leopard flats

rih body is sick

how enty doesnt post Kim k hamhock

f281561 said...

I have the same due date as Ms. Kate. and I can proudly say I have managed to shake the paps which is good because unlike her and the one I won't name I'm in true maternity clothes and Sketchers shape ups, also no one cares what I wear - yeah! . My feet would scream and run if I came near them with even a wedge sandal they would murder me in my sleep if I even thought of a heel.

marlolovespaty said...

Kelsey's wife has crimped hair?! Yikes.

Snapdragon said...

Yanno, if Michelle can't carry her own suitcase, she could or should ask for help. Or maybe the guy offered and she said, "Nah, I got this, but thanks."

Women are not weaklings; in fact, my stagehand sweetie can carry heavier things than some of the men she works with. She loves making the out-of-town crews gawp a bit picking up things all on her own. :)

KPeony said...

@NapAssassin that closeup of her hooves was HILARIOUS! Who is she dressing up for? Does she think sausage feet are cute???

MelTheLibrarian said...

I was hoping Enty would include the picture of Kim's sausage feet that goes along with the set of pictures taken of her yesterday in that white cape dress thing

f281561 said...

Not shape ups - Go walks lol. Damn pregnancy brain. I'd break my neck in shape ups

Anna Nonymous said...

Saldana looks fun here, reminds me of RDJ's unscripted fun carpet moments. And Kim's shoes are definitely hooves. From Lucifer. It's true that women aren't weaklings, but a tiny, starving, single mom, petite, emo, actress, carrying a big heavy suitcase, should get a little help. That's how alot of limo and taxi drivers are, here I will conspicuously hold this open for you, how nice of me, but I don't want to strain my back.

Count Jerkula said...

Ri ri

Paris

Toss up between Witherspoon and Grammer's wife. Definitely Witherspoon if I could treat her like shit since she is alleged to be a c*nty control freak. If I had to be nice and make sweet love to her, the I would pass and go with the latest Mrs Grammer

anon said...

nudibelle - I am also totally LOVING michhelle's flats - anyone know what line those are from?

Layna Day said...

Why does anyone care about Kim's health? She could drop dead and really, why would you care?

There's nothing naturally charming about Zoe.

PugsterMom said...

Irony is she does wear a lot of expensive clothes! They just look like crap on her.

figgy said...

I'm ashamed to say I cannot get enough of the Kim Kardashian is fat photos. yes she's pregnant, but she is "fat" pregnant, not carrying it well at all. which delights me. :-D

figgy said...

I'm ashamed to say I cannot get enough of the Kim Kardashian is fat photos. yes she's pregnant, but she is "fat" pregnant, not carrying it well at all. which delights me. :-D

NaughtyNurse said...

Any other children of the 70s out there think that Lea Michele looks EXACTLY like Madame of Wayland Flowers and Madame fame????

kelgela2 said...

Enty should have posted Kim's feet instead of the top half of her body. I posted a link to the pictures in one of the older posts.

Popnursing said...

@Mel: my thoughts exactly! They looked like Miss Piggy's feet!

Popnursing said...

What Federline needs to be wearing every day is a condom.

Count Jerkula said...

@NaughtyNurse gets a +1 for the spot on Madame call.

parissucksliterally said...

Kim K has GOT to be freaking out about her face now. It looks downright WONKY.

I love the show Frasier!!!! I watch reruns all the time- and Eddie the dog fucking RULES. I always thought my baby girl would have made a perfect gf for Eddie....and man, I would have loved the $$

bunny honey said...

Ok, let me try.....

KILL Kim K.
FUCK Rihanna
Marry Zoe S.

Tadaaa!

parissucksliterally said...

Paris is Thirty-fucking-two years old, and still getting wasted and humping in clubs. Doesn't that shit get old?

Del Riser said...

I'll try,

I would fucking love to kill any number of these ....pictures.

Cee Kay said...

Why should anyone help Michelle with her luggage? Is she incompetent?

Frufra said...

@NaughtyNurse - seconded. And kudos to you for remembering their names!

lostathome said...

God, this pregnancy has really fucked Kim up big time. She looks more horrible everyday.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I want to play:

Kill: Anything Paris touches.
Fuck: RHIANNA! That girl looks like she could fuck me straight into next month. And those pants!!!
Marry: Zoe S.

Paula Beebe said...

I think his wife had a nose job. It's begun!

MelTheLibrarian said...

Hahaha, miss piggy's feet! Perfect description

Matthew said...

I think pulling joke about K Fed is just tired at this point.

Dude got his fifteen minutes and scratched and clawed to make it last.

I really have no idea why he gets papped. Most of the time his is just being a decent dad. Is that really that worthy of ridicule?

Massive G said...

Good that you saw fit to show us the precise moment of the transmission of genital herpes. Now, stop this shit with Parasite Hilton and her valtrex vagina already. If we all ignore her, she will crust over like a herpes sore and disappear.

KellyLynn said...

Seeing all of the "fat" pregnancy pics is the only way she can get any sympathy. I cant stand her, but i feel sorry for her when people poke fun at how her body is reacting to being pregnant. I will be glad when she has that kid, so I can go back to finding her completely detestable.

KellyLynn said...

Congrats on the pregnancy! I don't blame you for sticking with the GoWalks. There is enough to make you uncomfortable during a pregnancy without inflicting more pain in the form of fashionable shoes and tight clothing.

babo said...

@anon: look for "leopard espadrilles" on Google, it should narrow your search

Hazeldazel said...

I won't hate on KimK for gaining weight while being preggo but for the love of Great Cthulhu, wear maternity clothes when you're this far along or at least clothes that fit! Is that too much to ask? Clothes that will actually wrap around your body in a normal fashion? There actually exists designer maternity wear, so you can have designer crap but not look like a 10 pound ham stuffed in a 5 pound casing. I mean this is not that hard. You don't actually do anything for work, you have assistants, you can make sure you have clothes that actually fit your body and look decent.