Friday, May 10, 2013

Suri Cruise Is $2M Richer

If you have had a crappy week and wondering how you are going to make it to the next paycheck you might want to turn away from this post right now. According to The Sun, Suri Cruise has just signed a deal which will pay her $2M to have her own fashion line which she will even help design, You know, because what 6 year old can't design fashions. I'm pretty sure the $2M is more than her mom made last year and is about what her dad makes in about 30 seconds. With Katie Holmes' fashion line turning into a disaster, it must kind of suck for her to see her kid making more money doing it than Katie. On the bright side, maybe Suri can give Katie a job like Jessica Simpson gave Ashlee a job.

123 comments:

MISCH said...

Really Katie is Suri...who do you think signed on the dotted line ?
Be interesting to know which company will produce Suri's label. And be sure there will be a design team.

Darian Forrester said...

Aw, Nick. Can't you come out and play?

SKOR said...

Does Scientology have no rules against this kind of stuff?

Darian Forrester said...

Guess what?

TV Junkie said...

I have been reading this site for a very long time, and have commented occasionally. In fact, this is the only gossip site where I actually even read the comments. However, lately, the comments have taken a real turn toward the raunchy, and not in a funny way. This is very disappointing, and I kind of just wanted to post this to see of I'm alone in my thinking. I'll be interested to hear.

DewieTheBear said...

Skor - Isn't she out of their reach (at least for the time being)? I thought Katie getting custody and sending her to Catholic school meant she was Xenu-free.

Carlos AtĂșn said...

SURI HONEY THAT PLAID IS JUS NO NO NO 2,0000,000,000 ,00 DOLLARS TO LOOK LIKE THA SUCH A SHAME OH MY

DewieTheBear said...

TV - today there is a major league troll run. I am hoping it is cleaned up/halted soon as well.

Darian Forrester said...

Yeah?

MAC said...

I don't know-my 6 year old niece pulls outfits I would never dream of together, always accessorizes with a headband or necklace and never leaves without her candy flavored lip gloss. I often wonder how a kindergartener has it more together than I do.

libby said...

Troll invasion today. Isn't it obvious?

Drrty Skype Slut said...

Where's Shelley?

SKOR said...

@Dewie: good point, I had completely forgot that Suri is out of their reach for the time being.

TV Junkie said...

It is obvious today, Libby, but it seems like it's been going on for a week or two at least.

Count Jerkula said...

@BoobsNSnactch: That's it baby. Look back at me while I'm trying to squeeze it into the Winking Spider. I wanna see you scrunch your face up.

Hand full of hair, and once I get a rhythm going, I'll fish hook you so you can lick all the juices off my fingers. Nasty lil girl you are.

inthebusiness said...

Daddy Josh won't see a dime of the money. Not that he cares. When he found out he was out of his mind with worry that she expected him to marry her. Wouldn't luck have it, she had the MI audition and the rest was (a huge payoff and signing off all rights to Suri + nondisclosure agreement) history.
He didn't care. About Katie, she was just someone who slept with him. He certainly didn't intend on having a family with her. Hell, he didn't even want to introduce her to his close friends, much less his family. So Tom did him a huge favor while also reaping the rewards.

Now Katie has another moneymaker nearby. She's used to that. At least it keeps her off Broadway.

Amber said...

Uhhh...what in the..

Shelly Miscavige said...

I'm right here!

Fairmaiden327 said...

I am with you TV Junkie.

curlyhairslacker said...

Amber, ignore it. I think Darian I'd quoting The Crush, right? Huh.

That damn Suri is wealthier than I will ever be. Damn.

Amber said...

@curly - I like The Babysitter better ;(

WTF.

couriergrrrrl said...

AMBER!!! Where have you been?

Marieeee said...

There is a troll invasion, but I think she was more pointing toward the constant "ass2ass" comments as of late. A one time joke is just raunchy enough to be okay... But constantly repeating is just unappealing.

it took forever said...

Make that money girl

shelly said...

Ok I Lol'd at this one.

rejectedcarebear said...

I wonder how much of that money will fund the Co$

Prima Cornice said...

I agree TV Junkie. While I loved the original Himmm comments, I think they were the beginning of it. The preoccupation with inside jokes and the A2A/raunch junk just detracts from what made this site a great gossip site - the comments. I think if people go back three years and look at the old comments, they would be surprised at how much it has changed.

ChloeGraceMoretzBetches said...

The Crush??? Wasn't take movie made like 20 years ago? What a weirdo! Speaking of weirdo's a friend of mine knows Josh Hartnett. He's pretty old, looks like shit but has good connections.

Zee Noxgoddess said...

What's going on with all of these weird comments?

libby said...

I agree with myself too!!!


Marieee, you complain & complain about off-topic posts. Then we said PLEASE go ahead & post....and your 'real' posts are off topic too.

It's about attention, right? Not off-topic. Find another site if you don't fit in.

Zee Noxgoddess said...

disregard. i see there's a troll infestation.

crapbag said...

Help! Who are these people? What is the purpose? Is it to get the regulars so repulsed they leave?

There's no Joan here said...

She's rich b3tch!

Gayeld said...

Are you kidding? The primary rule in Scientology is "make more money." That's all they care about.

Anthony Crispino said...

So, you heard about this one? Katy Perry had a baby with Tom Petty and named her Surly. Apparently this kid just signed a deal to make dog clothes for $200. Crazy, right?

libby said...

Miss O'Jenny, if it bothers you---SCROLL, or find a new site. Maybe go outside? A book?

Gayeld said...

Where's here?

libby said...

Well, Miss O'Jenny. I am conflicted..... because I REALLY approve of your message to Marieee. Or are you talking to yourself?

DewieTheBear said...

Libby, I think MOJ is another one.

Marieeee said...

I've never once complained about off topic posts. Maybe you have me confused with another new-commenter, but that wasn't me. The only thing I've complained about is the degrading, immature comments.

libby said...

Uh huh.

libby said...

I know Dewie, it's talking to itself. I'm talking to it twice.

LottaColada said...

Omg it's Shelley!

libby said...
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Karrots said...

libby I think you make it worse by responding - You are becoming their favorite target by giving them the attention they want.

hairydawg said...

lol. its a coordinated attack of lulz.

libby said...

Marieee, you only showed up in threads originally, to tell us all how you were intimidated by our off-topic in-jokes, like WE control YOUR feelings. We don't. You do.

Seriously, give it up Marieee. I know.

Kimberly Joyce said...

Enty, shut the fuck up. Your jealousy of a 6 year old CHILD is disgusting, appalling, and very off-putting. If you keep this up, you are going to lose your wonderful readers who are the HEART AND SOUL of this blog!!

libby said...

karrots--No, read back, look at the time stamps. I did respond to one by accident early, and only kinda.

I know who it is now.

curlyhairslacker said...

I'll have to check it out.

Sugar said...

Who are these people, Libby?
Hold me.

marie-ski said...

I agree. Thought I was trippin' and being a fuddy duddy. It's gotten to where most of the comments are about what should be done to sexually or what they think th want done to them. I'm no prude but if I wanted this kind of low brow mysonginist shit I'd go to drunken stepwhatever or to dirtywhat thefuckever. Granted that shit is funny sometimes, it gets old if your a woman with any self-respect.

katydid said...

Marieeee STFU you came here because of your weird Emma Watson shit. Your credibility is 0. I personally am finding some of the new commentators today hilarious! I stopped posting a few weeks back because of all the whining, some of these are funny. Sweet Brown , just curiouser and the one doing the Andrew Dice Clay jokes are cracking me up. Maybe my tastes aren't as sophisticated as you.

Alicia said...

I'm with you Sugar - I've been off this site for two weeks and I come back to this? I'm so confused.

libby said...

Hi katydid! I've been sticking around for the drama--but my BF is pissed I'm not weeding.
Don't leave because of this!

Cheers! Gone now. Back later.

Marieeee said...

What are you even talking about? Legitimate question there. I never once said anything about anything other than Emma Watson, posting that Robin Williams/KK photo and making a few blind guesses. Seriously not me you're thinking of.

lazyday603 said...

Why is this child named after an English county?

megan00m said...

Holy Jeebus, its celebrity gossip. I feel like all sides ruined the mindless escapist fun. Why dont yall go to a park and tell kids the tooth fairy is fake. And move on with you day. Sheesh.

lazyday603 said...

From my experience people who discuss sex in graphic detail in mixed company (or any company for that matter) are usually dirtbags. It's a great white trash marker. They don't have the wit or vocabulary to couch the subject in euphemism. We've been overrun by the witless brigade. All hail Joe Dirt. Let's all meet up at the Waffle House.

The Black Cat said...

Trolls whoever you are, I LOVE YOU!!!!
You have made the blog interesting again.

Karen said...

katydid, some of these trolls are hilarious. It's kind of a lot all at once, but I'm entertained.

I haven't been commenting as much recently, either. Too much going on and I felt like people I enjoyed commenting with kept getting reamed out for going off-topic by old-timer readers. Today's fun, at least!

Boxes Little Boxes said...

@Karen,

It is kind of funny! ITA with "old-timer" thing. It was on another post, the "veterans" teaching the new people in the comments a lesson. Thanks, Regina George!

Himmmm said...

Wow Enty. I think this was a long time coming. You have a lot of racists on this site and I'm really surprised you put up with it for this long. Looks like they are revolting against you. Bummer.

Layna Day said...

Old timers vs new trolls

Can I just sit this one out, as I don't fit in with either crowd?

All about Eve said...

Lol! Shelly!!

Sugar said...

Comments have been deleted. Glad I made the cut!

katydid said...

Himmmm I agree. I think a lot of posters like myself got sick of the racist and bitchy comments. At least these are funny. I say if you can't take it don't dish it. I also think its bullshit the disgusting things that have been left on here (JC, B profane threatening to expose IP addresses, Wendy Davis' beyond bitchy comments, 888 well just being 888) but they delete what looks like someharmless fun from readers with a sense of humor? Okay Enty I might be done with your site.

The Black Cat said...

Hey, were is my Spanish counterpart, imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery you know. I appreciate the time you took there, if no-one else did/does.
Anyways, Bacon Ranch if you are reading this, I just wanted to mention that it seems we each have our own individual pet peeves. Libby does not bother me in the least. Others do. Funny how that works isn't it?

Entyonamobile said...

I'm taking care of it Himmmm.

Jenn said...

What racist comments? I don't read every single post, so I am lost there. But yeah, I have been reading for about two years and occasionally posting, things have been not as fun here lately. I know there's a "community" here, but that community has been like a gated immature one lately.

Anna Nonymous said...

so let me get this straight, because this child was born rich, throws tantrums, insisted on being carried constantly and wearing high heels while it was still almost an infant, makes her the fashion worlds first choice for designing clothing? sounds about right.

Topper Madison said...

Well, at least this mess brought Himmmm back!

Of course, it's sort of chasing me away, but I should probably spend more time on my day job anyway.

Bacon Ranch said...

Heya Black,
I guess it is funny. The thing is, bossing people around on a gossip site seems to me like a waste of time.
I'm not a fan of ganging up "ZOMG HOW CAN YOU MAKE FUN OF HER ARMPIT" etc. The thing is, the person in question will do her ever loving best to call attention to herself.
As in, make a post..get response. She is pleased. Make a post, everyone continues the conversation around her..she will say "Hey everyone why don't we just argue about my armpit?" I've seen it happen entirely too many times. So yeah, I scroll past it and generally ignore. Yet to see her trying to shoo someone away earlier in this thread, no. Just no. She isn't Sheriff around these parts and if she can dish it she can take it. Or at least, judging by that chunky arm, she can dodge it pretty well.

I'm not trolling, I'm just dishing what she's serving. Though mine is probably less fattening.

canopener said...

We are all HIMMMMM. We love ass to ass burrito whores FOREVAH AND EVAH AND EVAH AND EVAH. Thank you Enty for your hard work and dedication and those 2 radio shows! I would've given you so much more if I knew you were a lowly probate lawyer!

Gayeld said...

Oops.

http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2013/05/10/suri-cruise-not-launching-a-fashion-label---publicist-denial

kelgela2 said...

These little cliques that are forming on here are pissing me off.

auntliddy said...

You forgot part two: and give it all to us.

Silly Girl said...

Wow. I like Libby. I hope you aren't gone for good. I miss some of the regulars, too. What's with all the deleted posts? WTF is going on today?! Full moon?!

PuggleWug said...

As far as I remember, these randoms don't belong to any group, I haven't seen them before.

Rodney Dice Gottfried said...

So when Tom Cruise was married to Katie Homes, they used to razz him down at the indoctrination camps that he never had sex with his lovely wife. Wanting to keep the lie alive one night he sat down with Katie and asked her to tell him what her PUSSY looked like so he could tell the guys at the indoctrination camp and get them off his back. Hey couldn’t ask her to show him because he has a FEAR of vaginas that could only be explained in a few ways, which I won’t get into now because I have a joke to tell and some of the people in the second row look like they are getting restless. So Katie asks him if he wants to know how it looks before or after sex. He thinks for a moment, and decides he would like to know what it’s like before it gets pounded into oblivion. “It looks like a pink flower,” she tells him and he goes off to Google Pink Flowers. Why he couldn’t just sit there and use his iPad or iPhone I don’t know but having him leave and come back helps my joke. So when he gets back in the room, Tom tells Katie how beautiful her PUSSY must be and asks that she tell him what it looks like after it has been pounded into oblivion. She thinks for a moment, because a moment is all she can probably hold a thought, and she asks him, “Have you ever seen a bulldog try to eat a bowl full of mayonnaise?”

I’d like to apologize for possibly offending any bulldogs in the audience with the previous joke. You are all wonderful creatures, except for the one that shits on my SIDE WALK every morning when I go to get my bagels and lox.

Cocokitty said...

Lol your talking about el gato negro I saw him earlier too

Sherry said...

This does appear to be an attack to make a point. I think Katydid got it!
And I'm sorry it's not a popular opinion but I'm laughing my ass off at some of these. Seriously I wish I were that creative and funny.
I'm just gonna read all the comments on each post. Why make a guess..My words will pale in comparison.

Boxes Little Boxes said...

@Jenn,

There are a couple of posters (just curious and 888, and I think a few others) who are openly racist and homophobic. 888 bragged the other day that she was proud of her racism and homophobia.

whocaresnow12 said...

Seeing as Katie is fiercely protective of her daughter and insist ant at raising her as normally as possible, I can without a doubt say this story is BS.

The Black Cat said...

I don't know about cliques but it's normal for like minded people to stick together. El gato negro, I am sorry your comment got deleted, I am all for free speech and you have your right to your opinions, I guess it was perceived as a personal attack but I certainly did not take it that way.
I don't randomly pick on people for no good reason, think about it.

just curious said...

Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

just curious said...

I've never threaten anyone by exposing IP addresses. I don't even know my own .

just curious said...

Only whitefolks have the institutional power to be racist and homophobic.

Unless you think I'm white. (Clutch the pearls)

The Black Cat said...

Just Curious, if you go to Google and type in "what is my IP address" it will pop up for you. I would just as soon the bully appear at my front door so I could personally boot their ass up and down the street - but that would take effort and initiative on the part of the bully.

yoadrian46 said...

Uum, just curious, that was b.profane who threatened to do that.

Sometimes people just need a good ass kickin'. Or to step in the ring with me. I still got it.

just curious said...

You know the funny thing about "free speech"....folks claim free speech when you're in sync with their thoughts/ideas.
If you present opposing viewpoints,then they want to ban you or claim your viewpoint is dangerous. Basically, they want to revoke your freedom of speech.

TV Junkie said...

I totally agree - thanks to everyone who concurs! Glad it's not just me.

just curious said...

I'm Computer ILLITERATE.

Seriously, you can't take yourself too seriously in a GOSSIP blog. You put yourself out there enough, you gotta expect to be touched from time to time.
Calling the moderator or threatening to expose IP address is showing the world what you're made of .... A pussy.

AndyCane said...

I would have to agree with this

Seachica said...

I agree with TV Junkie. I post regularly, and have made some snarky comments, but lately it has become too much. It has taken over the intelligent commenting.

Sweet Brown said...

Marieeee your little posts about that little english girl in the Harry Potter movies were just as unappealing (and twice as disturbing) as the ass to ass stuff. Sex is healthy but your obsession with a pretty young actress you were hella jealous of was just plain SAD :( and for once I'm gonna show some restraint and not even say it but you know I'm thinkin'it.

And don't even talk about "troll invasion" fool. You could have invented the term, fool. Fool!

babo said...

@TV Junkie: same opinion here, insider jokes and clique behaviours just remind me of why I hated HS. And it s getting over the top silly.
I have seen here some great human interaction happen but it s too much now. Some posters seem high on sugar on every thread with silly jokes and the level of what s ok to post is plummeting (how can a mainly female commenters group tolerate some of the sexist porn stuff going on is beyond me???)
And today s troll attack is a direct consequence methinks ...

just curiouser said...

Racism come from da werd Aryan, cause dey bof gots As and Rs in em. Dat means only whitefolks can be racist.

Only thing white mens iz good fo is eatin pussy. Aint no black man gots time fo dat.

AnneBolyen said...

I agree! I love reading CDAN and rarely comment, but always read all the comments. I'm really upset with what is happening with the comments. Guessing blinds is fun! Porn chat is not fun!

Count Jerkula said...

@babo: If Enty was against the porn talk, then he/she/it/they wouldn't be shoehorning Farrah Abraham posts into the site each day. They see what garners comments and clicks, then ride it into the ground. If Farrah Abraham stories got 3 comments in a day, then you wouldn't see em any more.

This site profits from traffic, not coddling posters.

Posts have been deleted today, demonstrating the powers that be can get rid of whatever they want. They must not mind talk of Squirting and Buttsecks. It generates discussion and keeps people clicking.


Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

rhinovodka said...

Hope Suri grows up to become a nun, seriously.

TikkaMasala said...

I hope he likes your pit like I do Libby!

Jenn said...

@boxes what a douche.

@just curious I thought the screen name just curiouser was hilarious.

katydid said...

JC that wasn't you it was B Profrane, look at the comma after your name.
I had you in there because I find you to be a racist.

babo said...

In my mind, the atmosphere on this site should be like at a board game party.
Socializing, chatting a bit and being in good company is fun and part of the whole thing but the focus should stay on the fame, aka BI and gossip

babo said...

@count: the posts about porn stars don t disturb me a bit, they re pretty meek and are more about gossip/show biz than graphic.
The tutorials about squirting or equivalent in the middle of an nonrelated thread when they become TOO frequent, not my cup of tea.

Also the fact that your sexist stuff get some of the "cool girls" to fawn over you makes me shake my head in despair for the sisters. You often crack me up because you have a wicked sense of humor but I can t be a groupie.
//end rant

canopener said...

I leak for the Count. Then I squirt. Then I hemorrhage. Oooooooo Count, you always make it count! Oh, and say no to drugs, and stop rape, and feed the children, and glitter/unicorn/rainbows.

Seachica said...

Yes, the problem with this site lately goes beyond today's troll invasion. I am tired of the boobies, ass 2 ass, porn slang and insider comments. What happened to the comments that are both snarky and witty? That's what I love. Not the 9th grade humor and obsession with raunchy sex.

just curious said...

Oh...okay, that's better.

just curious said...

Just for clarity: Is ass-to-ass a tier down from ATM or a step above?

cheesey.burrito.whore said...

Community bonding and silliness about topic, AWESOME. Porn chat not related to topic (ie, Lilo or Ron Jeremy), not so awesome. You have to realize folks, this troll/trolls are miserable people in real life and only want to bring everyone else to their level. It's basic psych. Their behaviour tends to infuriate a lot of people but for me, I'm a little bit twisted and it amuses me a little bit to screw with them back. Which I FULLY understand I shouldn't feed the trolls but sometimes I CAN'T HELP IT. Personally I think they are scientologists. Because who else would behave so unbecomingly?

See. Can't help myself. And on that note...Where's Shelly?

canopener said...

I am fucking miserable. My level is so low, I have to look up to see the bottom. I just can't stand myself. Of course, I AM a devil worshipper. I worship the ground Enty walks on. Sometimes I'm the ground. HEEHEE! Ent loves the kink. And thank God for Tide--grass stains on my summer whites...ugh!

The Black Cat said...

These new commenters today are not your run of the mill internet trolls and it pains me to use that word since it has been overused on this blog in the recent past by others.
These commenters have more wit and creativity than many of the now regular commenters who seem to rely on shock value for their kicks. Guess what, it's not shocking.
I doubt very much these new commenters are miserable in the slightest, anyone who thinks that must be projecting their own feelings. We have no idea of the happiness level of anyone who comments unless they give us um, a dissertation of their mental health as someone earlier put it.

Count Jerkula said...

@Babo: fair enough. I generally only take it filthy if the topic is filthy or I am baited. If there is one thing you should realize from my posting, my resistance from temptation is week.

Count Jerkula said...

@canopener: you appear to be a vicious betch. Could treat me like a piece of meat and leave me feeling dirty and used?

Count Jerkula said...

Ass to ass is child's play compared to ass to mouth. The ass to other whores mouth scenes are kinda hot. Worst part of it for most porn whores is tasting the lube.

canopener said...

You have no idea what I'm capable of.

canopener said...

Yeah! What Cat said! I'm witty and happy and creative and stuff! And I hate Entard, so sue me! In fact, hire Entard to sue me!

CF98 said...

Anyone who believed this is a moron.

I mean outside the MET Gala have you seen Katie that much? Not really and Suri even less.

Its obvious Katie is easing her out of the public eye.

canopener said...

I'm sorry. Did you not hear? I'm a fucking creative, witty troll! I'm a God. Don't even try to change the subject. Entry has left the building.

marie-ski said...

Suck my clit clit clit clit clit

marie-ski said...

DUH

The Real Dragon said...

@sherry I find it funny too. *shrugs*