Friday, June 28, 2013

Blind Item #5

This great looking B-/C+ list mostly television actor who missed his shot at a move to the A list when his network show was canceled last year has no idea that his B+ list model/actress wife has been stepping out with this A list celebrity who is known for being really skinny and formerly married to an A list diva.

62 comments:

Cathy said...

skeletor for the skinny celeb?

The Raving Badger said...

Marc Anthony for the skinny guy formerly married to the A list diva.

Diana G said...

Yup, Marc Anthony but, who are the other people?

VeryUnseemly said...

Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Rojmain (sp?)

LottaColada said...

Dang Marc Anthony got serious game, how does he do it?

VeryUnseemly said...

With Mark Anthony as the skinny guy

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The Raving Badger said...

Jerry Con ell and Rebecca Romajin

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Cathy said...

here's a list of 2012 network shows and whether they were canceled or renewed:
http://tvline.com/2012/01/03/2012-renewal-scorecard-whats-coming-back-whats-getting-axed-whats-on-the-bubble/

I was thinking maybe the actor from bent, but his wife is an actress/singer, not a model. Same reason Eddie Cibrian wouldn't work for this.

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MadamChef said...

Wtf? Yeah, yesterday was interesting but this is stupid. Ban this person already.

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Mary Sunshine Happy said...

I think Can opener makes me happy

Cathy said...

Any chance Patrick Wilson's wife could be considered a model in addition to being an actress?

deadpussy said...
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Count Jerkula said...

No one competes with your crazy, deadcunt.

Bacon Ranch said...

You should have saved that for 'Mental Break Monday' canopener.

Anna Nonymous said...

Can opener bores me almost as much as life itself. I thought posts were being reviewed? Wth?

Marc Anthony for the skinny ex of a diva, like everyone else said I now see. No idea who the lady friend is.

ms snarky said...

This is getting tedious. And boring. If you're going to be a jackass, could you at least be a clever or funny jackass?

KPeony said...

Skeletor must have a massive dick or some great drugs.

canopener said...

I can't believe that Ryan Giggs missed training in the week of the Champions League final.
It's almost like he doesn't understand the meaning of commitment.

Jessica said...

can opener - did you get banned from Blind Gossip?

canopener said...

hypocrisy |hipkris|
noun ( pl. -sies)
the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behaviour does not conform; e.g. forming a website by changing the 'w' in 'Wikipedia' to an 's' and adding a 'c', then complaining about duplication, plagiarism and copyright theft.

canopener said...

I might go and see the Muppets tonight.
Anybody know what time their flight arrives from Milan?

Gayeld said...

I kind of like the jokes. A couple of them were funny.

Snootches said...

Don't know why, but canopener made me laugh. Mark ANThony does nothing for me. I always thought he sounded like a woman when he sang.

Sherry said...

Wow...someone's off their meds.


Gayeld said...

Oh man, that would give me the sads. They're so cute together.

Bacon Ranch said...

Everyone should see the Muppets when they are in town! If you want a seat upgrade just bring some cuervo to the guy who plays Oscar. He's got the hook up. There are benefits from being able to hide in a can for a good part of the show, you see.

Rose said...

I thought Marc Anthony was dating the Top Shop owner's like 20 year old daughter.

canopener said...

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

rajahcat said...

yeah its Friday so what?

What is the attraction for Marc Anthony? Don't get it.

Bacon Ranch said...

We're stealing that joke. Good one!

Amartel said...

Mark Anthony is A list? WTF? This is why these blands [sic!] stay blind.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I was just thinking the same thing.

Bacon Ranch said...

Isn't he a big deal overseas? Being married to J-Lo probably didn't hurt.

I agree, though. A+ is quite a stretch. Is he still dating that heiress?

Erika said...

As a Puerto Rican, Marc Anthony is MOST DEFINITELY A-List. He's sold out Madison Square Garden many time.

Bacon Ranch said...

Wait, but it says B-/C+ (sorry I read that wrong) mostly Tv actor. Wouldn't he be described as a singer?

L-rod said...

He has a massive package. When he began to sing salsa music there was another artist named La India who came onto the salsa scene at the same time he did. They both sang freestyle music together and had a fling. She did an interview at a Spanish language radio station and said he is hanging.

penelope jane said...

Count Jerkula is seriously one of my favorites. "Deadcunt". I'm serious. Swoooooon! I've never given you props before and I mostly lurk but I love everything you ever post. Just giving you a shout out.

penelope jane said...

Also: maybe Marc Anthony has a huge cock and the girls can't get enough. I don't know. I don't see it either. But I'm not attracted to emaciated men.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks Penelope Jane. It is reassuring to have lurkers come out of the woodwork and give me some props from time to time. It counteracts the h8rz who say many are out there complaining but don't bother to say anything.

texas rose said...

Count - I noticed one of your comments from yesterday was 'removed by blog administrator'. What did you say? I don't remember the blind.

Count Jerkula said...

@texas rose: It was probably a response to jerkulaonamobile or deadpussy. 2 crappy trolls.

L said...

canopener - you are super funny today, never stop! xx

NYer said...

michael k of dlist says marc anthony is hung like a mule.

selenakyle said...

Goddamn.

Time on your hands, much?

Sheesh!

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Jenn said...

It would explain why Mark looks so tired and anemic if he's pumping all his blood to a dickasaurus rex.

Bacon Ranch said...

"Hey Statler, do you know how to spell pitiful attention whore?"

"No, how do you spell it?"

"I don't know you old fool. I just know you start out with a frog and it ends with a pig"

(cue audience laughter)

MadamChef said...

LOL @ Jenn. Dickasaurus rex is much better than calling every wild thing "Hammaconda." Marc is A++ out of the US. I have a cousin stationed in Puerto Rico and he's huge there, she says the Skeletor nickname isn't well known. It would be like calling George Clooney grandpa George, vaguely amusing but whatever because he's A++.

What does David Boreanaz's wife do? He's such a scumbag, it would serve him right if his playmate stepped out on him.

McMama said...

Word. I mostly lurk around here because I'm no VIP,but trolls in the comments annoy me. At least be clever.

McMama said...

There is always the theory that unattractive men HAVE to be good in bed because they have to earn it. Skeletor qualifies as unattractive so he must be good with the gettin down

Alabama said...

I'm going with Russell Brand/Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-O'Connell/Jerry O'Connell.

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