Thursday, June 27, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Andrew Garfield and a very big present. I'm guessing he did not wrap it himself. This is so much more than just a bag.

The Goopster goes lingerie for her new movie.
Henry Cavill has a bodyguard now. Seems wrong that Superman needs a bodyguard.
Hayden P gropes a statue in Italy.
Johnny Depp in Moscow. He looks good here.
Jason Statham and Rosie after a dinner date.
Kristen Bell filming Veronica Mars.
Kellan Lutz is trying to stay relevant by stripping as often as possible for companies.
Kimberly Stewart has become fanatical about going to the gym everyday. I think DWTS might be in her future.

49 comments:

Jack said...

I want that present in Andrew Garfield's PANTS. Gimme that dick!

LeGrange said...

Goosfraba....

Brenda L said...

Was Kellan Lutz EVER relevant?

Count Jerkula said...

Hayden

Bell

The unused vagina in the car next to Statham.

MollyMo said...

Love the Love Actually reference, Enty :)

S.joy said...

Goop is supposedly playing a sex addict in her new movie. This'll be interesting!

trainrides said...

Kristen Bell looks fab!

Cucina49 said...

Hayden is at Juliet's House in Verona--it's considered good luck to do that to the statute. Go figure.

Marieeee said...

Say what you want, but Johnny Depp will always look good.

Maille K Martin said...

Not just any statue, but one of Juliet at what is said to be the home of Romeo and Juliet's Juliet.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Rosie's vagina is not "unused", she has humped lots of musicians and stuff before becoming facial hair.

I thought that bumpkin-like groping Hayden is doing was not typical in other countries. I sadly see that hick-ness is all over the world.

Count Jerkula said...

P.S. Can someone pretending to be an entertainment lawyer give us guide lines on what will cause a post to go unpublished? I see some of mine get through and others don't. I still have not seen my reply to jerkulaonamobile up in the Your Turn.

If you are going to nix my reply, that is fine because this is your site. I don't appreciate someone badmouthing me and then not being able to respond though. If you aren't going to approve my comment, then you shouldn't leave their comment up.

Sherry said...

Yeah I don't get that either Count. I've seen people just get freakin' nasty to others and it stays but when you want to defend yourself and the other post stays? Come on! I'll bet I'm blocked now too.

ClaireFrasier said...

I'm actually starting to like Kimberly Stewart. She seems to have settled down and become a grown-up after her daughter was born. I never see pics of her anymore out partying or forgetting some of her clothes or running wild. It's good to see the change.

froggygurl said...

Its because who ever is moderating is letting some people post freely and others not. I mean there is some really mean and porno stuff going through but not responses to people .

parissucksliterally said...

Count, you should see what they do on HuffPo! I have had comments removed because the moderator DISAGREED with what I said- no slander, no attacking other posters- all rules followed. Then again, they are so far up Pimp Mama Kris's ass....

Diana G said...

Sigh...Johnny Depp...you are perfection. :-)

Count Jerkula said...

Well, the banter is what makes this site worth following. If they kill it or skew it, I can see the bottom falling out of the Alexa #s and the ad rates.

Jessie said...

I'm enjoying how that gift is wrapped...I can't wait for Christmas.

UnfortunatelySoberEmmaWatsonBetches said...

That's how Hayden was getting groped in Cannes....Marieeee I agree about Depp. Glad we get along now. Can't we all just get along??

Tyger Lilly said...

Looks like they caught Johnny on his monthly shower day.

Rosie is looking at Jason like he just said the most brilliant thing she's ever heard. Like a complete sentence with compound words and everything.

It's nice to see Kimberly Stewart pick up a healthy habit like going to the gym every day to meet her meth dealer instead of having it delivered. Good for the glutes.

Prima Cornice said...

Hayden is groping Juliet - the statue in Verona which brings good fortune to those who rub her right breast.

canopener said...

MY COMMENT GOT DELETED!

Hegg said...

With all of her "lifestyle" coaching and that bs, Goop still straight irons her limp hair and dyes it that unfortunate shade of blonde. Shouldn't she know better?

Aoife said...

Took the words right out of my mouth!

vicki L said...

Her co star Mark Ruffalo is the sex addict.

MadLyb said...

Kimberly Stewart actually looks good there.

I'm completely over the "people groping statue breasts and posting the pic on the intertubes" thing.

Gwen is lovely, but in my female opinion, isn't the least bit sexy. Maybe that's because I'm female. I know a lot of guys go for that sort of get-up, but it isn't helping her.

MadLyb said...

Just testing to see if I've been banned...my last post got lost in the ether.

VeeBee said...

As a lesbian I can say that Goop is. not. hot. She isn't sexy in the least. And that picture is not very flattering.

Lisa said...

Johnny looks wonderful here!

Susan said...

VeeBee - LMAO. I completely agree with you.

Anotheramy said...

Came to mention Juliet but its been done.

Georgette said...

Here's a link to various webcams in Verona. In the lower right corner is an aerial of Juliet's purported home, with balcony on the right, and the shiny boobied statue towards the back:

http://213.171.96.200/

The gross part of this whole area is a corridor one walks through to get to this spot, lined with graffiti and chewed up gum. Wasn't this all featured in a movie with Amanda Seyfried?

Regardless, Verona is wonderful and so easy to walk around. I never grow tired of stopping there on the way to Venice from Milan.

Mango said...

Desperation, thy name is Goop.



ino said...

I thought Goopy would look better from the side. Yes, I know she's had kids and all, but with the way she talks about her health and fitness regimens, I figured she'd be less thick in the waist area.

Threadkilla said...

Omg, is Veronica mars pregnant? That was fast lol!

Martita L said...

VeeBee, Susan, Mango and ino:

THANK YOU! I completely agree. Yes, Goop, you work out like madwoman and eat a clean diet, but can you PLEASE keep the results between you and Chris Martin? Your children will thank you, as will a grateful nation(s).

She has the opposite of body dymorphic disorder.

Martita L said...

*dysmorphic*

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Gwyneth.. So annoying and so not-sexy. Please, my cats have more sex appeal if I would dress them up in lingerie..

PJJ said...

Lmao

Susan said...

I think she's not trying the right lingerie, this is coming from a lingerie whore. Hee. But is she in character? Ehh. She just looks desperate. But, maybe that's the point? I'm not hating on her body, I'm just hating on her look.

PugsterMom said...

Is it wrong that I'm snickering over the fact that Goop is not only unsexy but she looks ridiculous in that pic?

Redd said...

Count J- I saw your reply to Jerkulaonamobile- you ripped 'em.

Redd said...

@jerkulaonamobile: You are pussy for not coming at me with your regular screen name. And the only material you got it tired crap.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks Redd. Lets see if the f*cker comes back.

AKM said...

Props for a LOVE ACTUALLY reference.

eris hilton said...

Oh goop, when your sternum juts out more than your boobs, it ain't sexy.

April Walsh said...

So Andrew Garfield is taking a page out of Hamm's book. I'm seeing him in a whole new light today.

April Walsh said...

Nevermind. Just looked at a larger version and there is literally something in his pocket. :(