Thursday, June 27, 2013

Today's Blind Items - One Crazy Night

Obviously when you get three extremely well known actors together who also enjoy drinking and partying, and throw in a foreign country for good measure, you are going to get a possibly great story. This is exactly what happened when this A+ list mostly movie actor who is A+ list by his franchise and not much by anything else got together with this other actor, who at the time was considered A list because of one movie that had not come out yet. He was going to be huge if it was a hit. It was a flop and now he is a C+ list mostly movie actor. The third member of the trio was older. Not a lot, but old enough to have some wisdom and to have been through a few of these kinds of nights. He is probably a B-/C+ list mostly movie actor who does other things in movies too.

They were out of the country and at an event. They happened to run into each other. Our A+ lister was already at the sauce. This is his normal practice. He loves to drink. He would drink all day, everyday if he could. He hates it when he has other obligations because it keeps him from drinking. When he can combine working and drinking, he is in heaven. The soon to be flopper was also drinking and they were joined by the wise man of the group who liked to start drinking a little later and was also a little more measured in his drinking. They decided they would like to hang out after the event and the subject of women was brought up. Our A+ lister said he would handle that and within two minutes had a woman for each guy. Fame does have its perks. He says that a lot. The thing is that none of the women spoke English. They spoke some Eastern European language and the whole night was a bunch of hand signals and gestures and the odd word of English thrown in. They went to clubs and to a strip show and all three guys spent various time with each of the three women. The wise one of the three seemed to be the only one who managed to have sex with any of the women though as the other two were drinking so much that they only managed to keep moving from sheer will power. The A+ lister spent $25K on a bottle of whiskey which he took one swallow of and called crap and threw on the ground, breaking the bottle. That got them kicked out of one club. The women wanted some coke so they were scouring anyone who could score them some. No one knows for sure if they got some, but they must have because the soon to be flopper says they were replaced by other women at some point during the night, again, procured by the A+ lister with what seemed like a wave of the hand. By then though, no one was doing anything with anyone and the flopper and the A+ lister ended up passing out in a cab on the way back to a hotel, but the wise one, who was still good to go, had no idea what hotel, so took them to his hotel and the bell man put the two guys on a luggage cart to bring them to the room.

52 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

So basically 3 guys where having party up all night and having fun. Sound like Hangover movie.

I'm guess Taylor Kitsh is one of them.

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laura ramona said...

Love this blind. forgive me but once in a life time events like that are crazy fun

A RESIDENT said...

Joseph Gordon Levitt for the older one

Karen said...

Taylor Kitch or Garrett Hedlund for the C+ lister? TRON: Legacy flopped, didn't it?

Topper Madison said...

I wish there was a time frame on this. Who's an A+ list actor only known for a franchise?

Harry Potter?

Cocokitty said...

That's not fair! My comments need approval yet the trolls still get through??? I don't like this and like Karen said trolls won't make me leave this place but needing approval will >:(

Topper Madison said...

Thank you for initiating an approval system! Well done.

Count Jerkula said...

Damn. Moderation gonna kill commenting and clicks.

A RESIDENT said...

1. Pattinson
2. Lincoln Lewis
3. Josepg Gordon Levitt

Amanda's Wig said...

One time me and A wrestled with Taylor and his wig! That's a 4some right?

Laurenza Kyle said...

Those are some awesome memories to have when you're older :)

NomNom83 said...

The Hangover Part IV

Starring Shia Wheresthebeef...

With Taylor Kitsch...

And Jason Segal as The Wise One.

DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches said...

Topper! You are right! I finally know one!!
Daniel Radcliffe
Rupert Grint
Ralph Fiennes

Go Hogwarts!

KPeony said...

Sounds like a good time.

FrenchGirl said...

@DrunkEmmaWatsonBetches: nice guess

Amanda's Wig said...

One time I got stuck in the wheels of a luggage cart and had too have reconstructed surgery.

Jeremy Grey said...

laura ramona10:23 AM
Love this blind. forgive me but once in a life time events like that are crazy fun

Me too!! In fact, maybe there's something about me that I'm a little cuckoo. I know it's a surprise, I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

This is so funny... Before I looked at any answers, I did a google search of "movies" "flops" "highly anticipated" (quotes included if you want to try it yourself), and I zeroed in on "Battleship" which then led me to Taylor Kitsch. I couldn't believe he was already the first and most popular guess...I've never even heard of the guy! ;) the problem is that there's no time frame on this blind...it could be any time in the last 20 yrs I guess...I have the feeling it might not be so recent.

libby said...

Hi all! Boo about moderation. Nice to see your faces though.

Sorry--O/T.

Julie said...

I can see Pattinson as the drunk from the franchise.... Not sold on the A+ ranking though.

Sweet Brown said...

The so-called wise one is Jason Segal. How I Met Your Momma has been on for 37 years. That's how he's got the money fo' a bottle of liquid gold.

You know Sweet doesn't have time for anyone throwin' a $25,000 bottle of whiskey on the floor! Fool!

Tae Scott said...

Robert pattison (since it doesn't say former A lister)

Taylor kitsch

Jgl is bigger (imo) than c+ he more almost A-list.

Im assuming the older one direct as well.

Donald said...

I don't like JGL for the older/wiser one. Dude's in no way as low as B-/C+.

caralw said...

I heart Tim Riggins/aka Taylor Kitsch.

Sounds fun!

Renoblondee said...

Pattinson and Kitsch.

sandybrook said...

Hayden Christensen for one Pattinsen for a second one third no idea.

bflogurl said...

testing

Gayeld said...

Sounds like college. Or didn't everyone have a cocktail waitress roommate?

Mari said...

I thought Brandon Routh for the highly sntivipated but didn't work out, but I've got nothing else.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

+ 1000000000000000 @Cocokitty

sugarbread maker said...

a-list r-patz
c-list flopper taylor kitsch(battleship/john taylor)
older liam neeson-battleship
liam neeson would NEVER put getting drunk above getting laid...
HE HAS SPECIAL SKILLS Y'ALL

Dasha said...

Maybe that Brandon Routh guy who bombed in that Superman movie is the second guy.

Jules_345 said...

Why wouldn't this just be a reveal?

Massive G said...

Clooney, Pitt, Damon

Shark Week said...

@libby, you ain't seeing anything. Go away.

Gabi said...

@shark week, no you go away, Libby is family on this site!

bink said...

You are my fave cdan regular!

bink said...

I was too lazy to read this novel of a blind, but I did enjoy reading all of your guesses!

bink said...

You are my fave cdan regular!

NYer said...

like the liam neeson and pattinson guesses.

Gypsy said...

Update to the blind: I do speak English. ;)
I can't be totally sure, but I have had a couple of nights just like this one...

Hegg said...

This could be ANYbody but it does like fun!

lostathome said...

I like Chris Evans for the a+ lister from a franchise.

Persiaa said...

I'd like to know what happened when they woke up on the luggage cart.

Jazzy said...

Dan Rad, Garrett Hedlund & Gerard Butler.

SophiaB said...

And a gift from GOD!

Jenn said...

I actually understood this entire chapter of a blind, I'm so proud of myself for that, but I've no idea who it is. Clooney, maybe, and some young heathens he corrupted with his wit and charm.

I uhh..I still am not being made to enter a code to comment. Does this make me a troll, or the ANTI-TROLL?!?!?!

Mala Propism said...

Daniel Radcliffe
Taylor Kitsch (only one I feel totally strongly about)
And since it says "who does other things in movies too" - to be different? I'm going with Ron Jeremy!

;)

Shit You Can't Buy said...

What about Ocean's Eleven or the Hangover crew?

Trying to make it fit, but Oceans had a lot of A listers in it.

MacAttack said...

Shia
Taylor K
No idea, all the older names mentioned are at least A-

Ja'mie King said...

I went to look up who was in John Carter...Taylor effin Kitsch.