Saturday, August 31, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A list mostly movie actor has been right at the edge of A list for the past few years. Some good movies and some bad movies. As he goes up and down in weight he also goes through women just as much. This past week he was at a restaurant with her and they were seated outside. She went to the bathroom and when she came back he looked up at her and said, "Don't ever be gone that long again you f**king bitch. When people walk down the sidewalk they need to see me with someone and not sitting here by myself like some a**hole who couldn't get a date."

The girlfriend didn't even bother to sit down and just walked away.

63 comments:

Lindsey said...

Jonah hill?

KJ said...
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Christopher Cruz said...

Oh my god! What a schmuck!!!

DewieTheBear said...

@Lindsey, my first thought too.

Mad Marlin said...

Jonah

shopgirl said...

Ooh I like her! Well done.

braverwoman said...

Like the Jonah guess, but just for something different - Russell Crow?

auntliddy said...

Hey, good for the woman for walking off!! Life is too short to waste on an asshole.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Jonahs my first thought too. Apparently the guy really is the humorless uptight little whiny bitch he played in superbad. Read his interviews.he thinks hes the next burton or olivier.

Count Jerkula said...

Damn, that Jonah is turning into a fat Piven. I hope he don't try to butter himself up and get into skinny jeans.

Cheryl S said...

Gerard Butler??

The Fonz said...

Tom Hardy?

The BLS said...

I thought Seth Rogen, but I think he just got married.

Jonah fits. What a douche nozzle.

texas rose said...

Sounds like Jonah. He must be a total asshole. Didn't he fuck up Pitt's house in NO after Pitt let him stay there while filming some movie. Had a huge party and fucked it up. Pitt was rightfully pissed. I could see him saying that to his date- he must be very insecure. Small dick complex.

a non a miss said...

Tom Hardy?! No. My future husband would never

Jonah Hill however...

texas rose said...

Even after his success, money, and celebrity he's still just a fat kid worried about being liked and acting like an assshole instead.

elexia stanley said...

Nope.... I'm going with Chris Brown.... He is notorious for packing on "muscle", and then appearing anorexic the next week. Not to mention, he constantly hugged up with women who he likes to berate.

elexia stanley said...

Nope.... I'm going with Chris Brown.... He is notorious for packing on "muscle", and then appearing anorexic the next week. Not to mention, he constantly hugged up with women who he likes to berate.

Evil Kumquat said...

Christian Bale.

He has serious anger issues.

Sarah said...

Chris Brown is an A list actor?

Sarah said...

He's been married for years

Sarah said...

What about Chris Evans?

MsWool said...

Christian Bale is married. Initially I thought Russell Crowe, but I think he's already A list. So, I'll go with Jonah Hill, too.

Sarah said...

He's been at the edge of A list forever, up and down with weight for roles, and dating that really pretty actress I can't quite recall the name of. Really pretty but no memorable roles

LovelyCoconuts said...

I'm sure he treats women similarly to this blind, but Chris Brown isn't a mostly movie actor.

CJ said...

Are you guys kidding me with the Jonah hill guess? Yes he is a douche extraordinaire, but there is no way that guy goes through women like nobodys business... Not unless he is paying for them, in which case the girlfriend wouldn't have walked away. I can't think of who this is but piven makes more sense.

Snit said...

my first thought was Gerard Butler....

Frufra said...

@ Count - you win - that mental image is hilarious!

texas rose said...

Come on CJ - covered this yesterday. Do you really think successful actors have a problem getting women no matter what they look like?

Jade Knickerboxers said...

Agree with Rose, doesn't matter what they look like as long as they are rich and famous....

texas rose said...

It may not be Jonah but not because he can't get women.

Grace said...

Russell Crowe?

Barton Fink said...

I don't want to sound superficial, but I've never liked the "oh, how cute, they're overweight doofuses" actors. Seth was a one-time sight gag for the industry, for instance. Why are we hearing about them way past their expiration date?

Jesse McKinney said...

What about Leo ?

CJ said...

They still have to be able to talk to them and not be awkward like these Jewish homeboys. Not saying they can't find the occasional stray but to go through women one after the other... You'd be surprised.

CJ said...

Leo would just use the opportunity to pick up another girl.

texas rose said...

Maybe that's why they go through them one after the other- they easily get them because of $$ and celebrity but are so douche/awkward they can't keep them.

Christopher Oh said...

Bradley Cooper was my first reaction

Barton Fink said...

No, if it was Cooper it would read "As she returned, he sat there sit a fluffy cat on his lap named Cuddles, and he stroked the cat while humming show tunes, then hissed, 'Don't fucking blah blah blah.'"

sarah.estell said...

Jonah Hill has been hanging out with Leo too much.

Count Jerkula said...

I can't thonk of another almost Alist besides Jonah who would be hung up ob people thinking he can't get a date.

FrenchGirl said...

Not Bradley Cooper : he was at Paris with his girlfriend and according to Twitter,they're happpy
Bale is married and according to his IMDB's message board,his fans have no idea since 3 months where he is or what he does
Crowe is always married even if separated

ian mcgrinty said...

Russell Crowe is A-List, Jonah Hill is on the brisk.

21 Jump Street, Moneyball and This is the End were all successful and Jonah was highly featured.

FSP said...

This is obviously Robin Thicke. Durr.

B626 said...

I dont get it,why Jonah hill keeps getting hired and hired over again for big parts.Cant Hollywood find a better fat sidekick? He must be sucking someone raw.

Chief2224 said...

Haha, "fat Piven". Thanks for the laugh, Count Jerkula, although the image of Jonah Hill in skinny jeans makes my girl parts dry up completely.

Leo said...

He probably has the best blow

Tina Mallette said...

Gerard Butler- this story appeared in the Romanian press recently as his supposed current girlfriend is a Romanian model/actress only they worded it like this relationship is over - something about she took an half an hour in the bathroom leaving him at a table by himself and he was pissed off - of course they have hardly spent any time together so many people think she's just a PR girlfriend.

No Agenda Groupie said...

Going with Leo DiCaprio

parissucksliterally said...

Good for her. What an asshole.

Tina Mallette said...

Oh never mind if it was this past week, and one can trust Enty or Enty2 regarding timing, can't be Butler and the girlfriend. Butler's been in the Caribbean and she's been in Europe.

Selena Martins said...

I read it as jonah hill

mygeorgie said...

I read this as Leo. He very much goes up/down in weight, goes thru supermodels every 6 mos and seems really insecure. Also, his movie success has been inconsistent; some good, some bad.

Plum Grey said...

For some reason , I read this as Ryan Gosling...

lutefleck said...

Jonah Hill never plays a heart throb who would be in need of having a girl friend for his image. He usually plays the hapless chubby guy. I think this is someone who wants to be portrayed constantly as a romantic lead, like Russel Crowe or Gerald Butler.

Snit said...

oh..plum...Ryan Gosling's weight does not waver...thank god = )

i still think Gerard Butler, though I'm not very good at these.

Shark Week said...

@lutefleck, oh, like ya?

Olive said...

The house he messed up was the one in New Orleans? Ok, Jonah hate mode is set to on.

Gabby said...

I can totally picture something this disgusting coming out of Jonah Hill's mouth. Asshole.

lutefleck said...

Shark Week, I am not a hapless chubby guy like Jonah Hill, just a skinny woman.

Tamara Wiley said...

Shia

S said...

Jared Leto. Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Chapter 27, now Dallas Buyers Club. Up and down in weight.

di butler said...

Jonah Hill. But that Jared Leto guess is interesting.