Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Blind Item #2

"She (A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner/nominee) once put on a wig and wanted to roleplay. She dressed as she imagined a hooker would dress and then wanted me to pick her up at the bar in the hotel where we were staying. I went down to the bar and everyone was staring at her because it was obvious who she was and people were laughing and taking photos. I felt bad for her, but she didn't know they were laughing at her, so when I tried to call the whole thing off she started screaming at me in the bar and slapped my face and said she was getting another room. When I tried to go to find out what room she was in later, I found out she had not checked into a room. Later I found out she wanted an excuse to leave the hotel because she was cheating on me with a couple of other guys and promised them she would see them that night. I guess she went from one to the next and I didn't see her for two days." This will be revealed.

39 comments:

Zelda Zonk Garde said...
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Girl B said...

Natalie Portman.

I've never commented on here before, but whole smokes, this sounds like natalie portman to me.

gypsygirl said...

Angie

FSP said...

Julia Roberts/Richard Gere

Anna said...

My guess would be a star with such a distinctive features that she would be easily recognizable even when disguised. It wouldn't be someone like Naomi Watts, Emily Blunt or Elizabeth Banks, who can disappear in roles with a wig, costume different makeup. Julia Roberts types come to mind. You'd know their smiles and noses or bone structures anywhere, regardless of wig or sunglasses worn.

derek harvey said...

why do all these dumb hollywood types wanna be hookers? did they go to the farrah abraham school feminism?

Sass71 said...

This sounds like AnnE to me. Treating everything like a production.

Cathy said...

If everyone was taking pictures, surely some of them would be on the world wide web.

Sugar said...

Because this will be revealed someday, I'd like to take this opportunity to say hello to my future self.
Hi Sugar!!!

Bacon Ranch said...

Hi Sugar!

I am Bacon Ranch....from the FUTURE!

I was thinking Goop. Her version of a stripper would probably be a shorter version of a prom dress. Minus the sleeves, you see.

Kimstyle said...

I'm going with Julia Roberts...

Seven of Eleven said...

Hi, Future Sugar & Bacon Ranch! If Iceberg and chopchop stop by, it's Enty lunch time!

I like the Goop guess. Her whining about the awards show last year (it was soooo hot, soooo sweaty, soooo many people) and this would kill the Brad Pitt "she's boring in bed" scoop.

V said...

Norma Desmond - she's getting ready for her close-up

Basil said...

Meryl?

Karen said...

It was Julia Roberts wearing her hooker costume from Pretty Woman, OBVIOUSLY.

eris hilton said...

Anne Hathaway, and her hooker act was probably hilariously over the top.

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Bacon Ranch said...

The 7/11 near me sells all of those things, oddly enough ;)

I thought Goops because she would probably be so awkward playing such a 'commoner' that it would be obvious who she is. Affleck or Pitt would be embarrassed. A especially, since he knows what's what with looking sexy.
The only reason I don't think Julia is because people would probably not laugh, they would think she was doing something re: Pretty Woman. Maybe an appearance or something, even years after the fact.

FrenchGirl said...

If it's Hathaway or Roberts,it would be yet known : hello Twitter or Instragram

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Charlize Theron and ex Stuart Townsend (but i hope not because i love her)

Lucas said...

Again with the slut-shaming and salacious tales of women in control of their own bodies who run afoul of the patriarchal social norms by acting like men. How dare she, whomever she is.

Shinobi Jedi said...

How is it slut shaming if she's cheating on him with two different men?? A cheater is a cheater. Once you break the trust, there's no going back. It has nothing to do with who you fuck or what you do with your body. Instead of it being slut-shaming, could it just be the story and set-up of how she came up with an excuse to get away to cheat?

Lucas said...

Let's read this from her perspective, shall we? Especially since we don't REALLY know where the lady in question went, all we have is speculation from the ex.

"I tried so hard to make him happy. I know he loves hookers so I dressed up as one and went to wait for him in the hotel bar. It was awful. Everyone knew who I was and was laughing at me. But I love him and I know he wanted this so I waited. And then when he came down to the bar he just blew me off. After all I have done! After I put my dignity on the line and opened myself up to ridicule in the tabloids for him. I was so angry I slapped him and ran to my sister's for the weekend so I could spend some quality time my favorite men: Ben, Jerry and Robert Mondavi."

Tru Leigh said...

Lucas, you made my day.

Sugar said...

Hi future Bacon Ranch!

Mark said...

I want this to be a back in the day from the 90s - Barbra Streisand and Andre Agassi.

childeroland said...

In total agreement.

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Topper Madison said...

@Lucas. Most excellent.

sparklynan said...

CZJ--It'll be revealed in was all part of her bipolar. In fact, sounds exactly the right amount of unstable.

di butler said...

Never heard of it...

ian mcgrinty said...

Charlize Theron = 100%

CZJ isn't considered A-list anymore and never cheated on MD, he did to her.

mistang said...

@Lucas - That was pretty good! Do more! Do more! From now on there should be a "different perspective" on these blinds. Hilarious!

HalleGoLightly said...

Clive Bixby and......

ecua said...

@ian - well, I guess CZJ learned it the hard way, as so many have before her: if he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you! MD is a dog and a lech.

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PookieTwo said...

I'm surprised no one's thought of someone obvious: Jolie. A+ AA nominee with a public wild side who'd be easily recognized. This story would be pre-Pitt.

The quotes around the story make me think the source emailed or told it to the Enty/s directly. Are BBT or Jonny Lee M selling stories lately lol?

(edited to add I didn't see @gypsygirl's guess up top)