Thursday, September 05, 2013

Holly Madison Is Getting Married At Disneyland

Next weekend Holly Madison is getting married to the guy who is probably going to be spending a lot of the first years of their marriage in a jail cell. Everyone knows Holly has some kind of Disney obsession which plays right along with her Grandfather issues and her need to try and be a child forever. If you thought her bachelorette party was freaky looking with everyone dressed as their favorite princess, how would you like to be her husband who is going to have to explain to the other inmates in jail why he allowed himself to be dressed like a Disney character in his wedding. This is exactly why Tony Romo split with Jessica Simpson. He couldn't face the peer pressure. I'm sure it will be great fun in jail when the other inmates make the guy dress up like a princess and call him Snow White.

28 comments:

MBK said...

I just do not understand the obsession that some adults have with Disneyland & Disney World.

LottaColada said...

Didn't enties just say she wasn't getting married anymore?

Anonymous said...

I'm trying really hard to care about this but its just not happening.

cool cool cool said...

@Lotta, YES.

Why would other inmates give a crap whether he dressed up as Prince Charming for their wedding? Isn't it widely known that grooms generally do whatever the bride says? I really doubt that anyone is going to assume that he was the one pushing for this.

New Enty might not know this since no one has ever wanted to marry her.

Amy in MI said...

Maybe this is "new Enty"s fantasy and shes living through Holly? IDK

Anonymous said...

I completely agree. They're trying ti hold on to their childhoods ir childlike sense of magic,wonder i guess?

Anonymous said...

She loves appearances, this one.

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cool cool cool said...

@Anna, no need to get salty. Some of us would just like to point out that New Enty is bitter and very different from OG Enty in hopes that OG Enty will reclaim his site--or that New Enty will give us better posts.

Some of us would rather try to get things fixed than leave.

cool cool cool said...

@Anna, Aww, you deleted your comment. Sad.

AKM said...

They look so Sunday-school-and-ice-cream in that photo, don't they?

Susan said...

Why is her husband going to jail?

Never understood the adult obsession with Disney as well. Families who go every year for vacay also baffle me. Variety is the spice of life, no? Well, at least that's the motto I will share with my kid.

Unknown said...

Which Disney princess was it that got fucked up the ass by the 85 year old man..? Oh wait...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Live the DREAM, Holly. You've made some hard choices to get where you are... just remember while their chanting Bibbity Bobbity Boo as you both run down the aisle that all fairy tales end after the wedding. Makes you wonder what they're Really saying, lol.

erika said...

DisnEy is nazi hell

They market their propaganda everywhere next? Prob a line of tampons for the 'princess turning queen' costs only $99.99 on sale at walmart

shortyp333 said...

I don't really care if she gets married at Disney, Vegas chapel by a little person Elvis or on a beach. What's the difference? Lots of people get married at Disney.

Have any of you been to a Disney wedding? It is actually pretty amazing and they pull out all the stops.

By the way, judge much?

and yes, I am PMS'ing...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@dawndavenport that was so funny!!!

figgy said...

My husband and his ex-wife took their two kids to Disney World EIGHT times over the years. Now husband and 21 year old daughter want to go again, and want me to come too.

I've been to Disney World twice, once with friends and once, inexplicably, for a professional conference...why it was held there I will never know.

I call it "The Saddest Place On Earth," absolutely loathe it. Hubby and I are 99% compatible, but this is the 1%! :-P

RowdyRodimus said...

I can't stand Disney, part of the reason I quit reading Marvel Comics or really caring about the movies or giving a shit about Star Wars. Other than Transformers, DC Comics, GI Joe and Masters of the Universe those were my childhood. Now that Disney owns them they are a sad, pale reflection of their early years (Yes, they've hurt Star Wars worse than the prequels).

And nobody is going to give him shit in prison for dressing like that for his wedding. Hell, he'll be a king in the joint for banging a Playmate as long as he can give them details of it.

Pip said...

Wtf is wrong with getting married there? Jax is pissed because she's never going to get married.

Hazeldazel said...

I can't imagine wanting to get married there - it's so twee it's depressing. And I can't imagine a fully-grown man wanting to dress up and then have his marriage ceremony there either.

And why is Holly going through this pathetic charade? He's going to jail for like 10 years. They knew each other for a hot minute before getting engaged. So pathetic, even JLH wouldn't stoop to this.

auntliddy said...

Susan, we go every other year. My husband HATES to travel,but he wll go there. Plus we take 5 grandkids now. And, fyi, its always changing, and adding stuff snd changing stuff around. Sometimes we dont even go into parks, just relax by pool. Or in water park. Damn! Now I wish I was there!!

Susan said...

That's all good, auntliddy. I'm sure it rocks!

Scallywag said...

WDW is the number one honeymoon destination, probably because it's so expensive and couples hope they'll get some help with the cost.

But yeah, grown people getting married at Cinderella's castle? Have a Princess and the Frog cake? The dresses you can get from them are by Alfred Angelo, but they have names like Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine. https://www.disneyweddings.com/

Creeps me out.

OKay said...

I hate Disney because of the whole soap opera soap opera. *G* But I have been to Disneyland and Disney World, and it's really quite a magical place. I want to go back again in spite of myself! However, I would never dream of getting married there. I'm a grownup.

Jade, That Girl said...

Enty get you facts straight. The charges were dropped on Holly's fiancée months ago. Also the man's company theme is based around Alice in Wonderland. I'm pretty sure he is perfectly okay with getting married in Disneyland too.

__-__=__ said...

Nooooo Holly! Nooooooo!!!

TheTruthIsOutThere said...

Not all the charges were dropped.

Rotella may not be out of the woods yet, as criminal charges against Rotella for allegedly diverting $2.5 million in funds from the LA Coliseum into the pockets of city officials still stand. If convicted, Rotella faces nearly 14 years in prison. A hearing on arguments to dismiss those charges was scheduled for September 18.

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