Thursday, September 05, 2013

Casey Anthony Has Been Offered $2M For Porn Video

With the demand for celebrity porn at an all-time high, one porn company has decided to make an interesting offer and offered Casey Anthony $2M to make a few strip tease and solo masturbation videos. She would not need to have sex in the videos. Casey has previously been offered $250K by Hustler to pose nude, but this is the first time anyone has asked her to do porn. I wonder if anyone would buy it or watch it. I don't have any desire to see her at all, let alone naked. People think she is going to be poor for the rest of her life, but the thing is, she is still going to make a ton of money selling a book and other things before she dies. People do want to hear what she has to say, I just don't think they want to hear her say it while she's moaning about wanting to have sex with someone.

21 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

I hop Shorty Mac pounds her asshole if she does porn. Dude is hung like a crooked Bud 16oz can.

Count Jerkula said...

Wait, send her to Jersey and have the FacialAbuse guys work her over for a day or 2. THAT would be worth watching.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Of course people will want to see it. I won't, but yeah, people are sick.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Google image search of that Shorty Mac (yes, I searched for a dong) are hilarious.
I had forgotten about this bitch, I concur with Jerkula's options and add Max Hardcore if he is at large.

auntliddy said...

Talk about retina burn! Ugh!!!

OKay said...

I'm taking issue with the first part of the first sentence. I don't believe that anyone is "demanding" celebrity porn. Oh, sure, Count, you'll willingly WATCH it if offered, but you're not actually picketing Vivid's offices and insisting on it, are you? :)

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Sunny said...

Unless I missed the word snuff somewhere in the post, this is not something I can get behind

Count Jerkula said...

Kermit: max don't do piss anymore. Check out FacialAbuse and tell me she wouldn't be great for it. They would have her breaking down and confessing inside of 20minutes.

Count Jerkula said...

Kermit: max don't do piss anymore. Check out FacialAbuse and tell me she wouldn't be great for it. They would have her breaking down and confessing inside of 20minutes.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Well there's every other kind of fetish, so why not "porn with murderers." You always hear about murderers getting love letters in jail and sometimes marrying (eg, didn't van der sloot just get married?!), so this seems slightly less sick by comparison.

Count Jerkula said...

@CeeKay: I'd watch a Casey Anthony video. Solo, I wouldn't be too much interested though. Likely once I memorize the starfish and honey pot I'll just jump around to see if she does any O-ring stretching.

erika said...

Only if you like fiction

Girl will tell nothing but lies why waste your money

This means she fakes it.....duhhh

sandybrook said...

Amy Fisher did plenty of porn and shes in her 30s now. Id take a peek at Casey's

Mark B said...

I'd watch it. She looks a bit like my ex though lol.

shortyp333 said...

Wish it was a snuff film...bitch needs to go st8t to hell.

CanadianMiss said...

I'm with Sunny.

MadLyb said...

JC! It's time to take a long, hard look at our culture (no pun intended).

Jacq said...

Maybe a snuff film.

__-__=__ said...

Her brother is a new father. Evidently nobody told Malory how genetic trash is created. Now Casey can babysit! Malory testified as to what a good mother she is.

Bit dams said...

Farrah whats-her-name must be PISSED OFF.

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