Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

This People Magazine photo shoot of Alec Baldwin and family looks like it was done by those guys from Taiwan who do the crazy animation. 11 days and already on a tabloid cover. Another year and she will be on talking about why she had to divorce Alec and that she will struggle to live on the millions she gets from him, but she didn't marry for fame and that she didn't know about his temper problem.

It's Boardwalk Empire time.
Guess who? Brooke Mueller, that's who. I know. Hopefully she can stay sober.
Bette Midler sings show tunes in the surf of Hawaii.
I wonder if Britney Spears will sing show tunes when she is in her 60's. Will she still wear Uggs when it's 120 degrees outside?
Charlie Hunnam getting ready for sex with Dakota Johnson after SOA ends.
This is just not flattering at all for Christina Hendricks and the worst red carpet ever.
Charlize Theron is all flushed and red after her workout. Perhaps a bit sweaty too.
Channing Tatum on the red carpet in Berlin. Now go back and look at Christina.


60 comments:

auntliddy said...

Oh christina, thats a miss by a mile!! Patricia arquette looks mannish. Hope shes not going to ruin show.

auntliddy said...

Oh and alex's baby is adorable!! But I understand she was asked to leave nursery after punching out some new dads taking pics, lol

Cathy said...

It looks like Christina is in line to use the ladies room!

mistang said...

That family pic looks awful. Like Alec is holding back an angry need to punch the person taking it.

Charlize is one of the rare celebs that looks like she actually worked out when leaving the gym. My face turns red like that, but only my face. It's so odd looking.

Amartel said...

How does Alec Baldwin still have a career, complete with endorsement deals and People magazine photo spreads, after all he has said and done? He's like the family pet who keeps biting people but no one wants to put him down.

Not A Ninny said...

Baldwin keeps working because no one really gives a shit about the paps. He might as well be stepping on cockroaches.

gossip said...

Bring on Boardwalk! Kelly looks good after having a baby at the end of last year.

gossip said...

Bring on Boardwalk! Kelly looks good after having a baby at the end of last year.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

baldwin keeps working because he is an outspoken liberal, because his wrath has fallen on more groups than just paps or his female partners. That pic of him has too much bright, and the woman seems to have received Gaussian blur * 1million. And he, wtf.
Hendriks looks like a cow about to be milked in the restroom which is a couple of yards from her.

Amartel said...

Bette Midler looks really great but should rethink the high-neck swimsuit options.

Rosemary Young said...

Alec Baldwin keeps working because he's a good actor, the public likes to watch him, and thus he makes money for the networks/studios. Craziness and politics don't matter as long as your project is profitable. That's why it's called show BUSINESS, folks!

Not A Ninny said...

Baldwin's politics have nothing to do with his working steadily. He's just an extremely good actor.

And no, Baldwin hasn't bashed anyone but paps. No one cares if paps get punched out. It's a low-life job; getting beat up comes with the territory.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@B. Profane: I beg to differ.

-Kim Basinger

Amartel said...

@B.Profane: we beg to differ.

-passengers on American Airlines

Cassiopeia said...

He's never hit Basinger or any AA passengers that we know of, has he?

TalksTooMuch said...

I've been trying to picture Charlie Hunaan as whathispickle, but I keep getting stuck on the whole blond & bearded thing. Maybe he has fantastic bone structure under all that and a slim build under alla that biker gear. Or maybe he showed off a heck of a whip hand and that's how he got cast.

Amartel said...

Alec Baldwin defenders are so obvious! Do you read what you write? New Rule: It's okay to be a vile racist, so long as it's to a paparazzi. then it's fine. (Query: does that rule apply to employees?) And it's okay to be a vile sexist to your wife and child, just don't hit them. Dang, people, why so very very obviously grovelingly loyal? What's in it for you? Did he spot you points in the beard growing contest?

Unknown said...

Charlie H will be smoking in this movie...just wait...

Cassiopeia said...

I didn't say anything Baldwin does, besides acting, was okay...just that we don't know he's hit Kim and we do know he didn't hit any airline passengers.

Amartel said...

"goes in circles." Is that like your indian name? Because it's perfect.

Not A Ninny said...

And Baldwin haters slam him because they don't like his politics, so they fabricate all kinds of looney-tune attacks on the guy. He had a bad divorce--remember, it was Basinger who leaked the voicemail to the press, which was a pretty vile thing to do itself. He lost his temper once and had one airplane incident. One. To hear his lunatic detractors, though, Baldwin kicks kittens on a daily basis.

Yes, it doesn't count if you scream at or bash paps. They're scum.

I don't happen to like his vilification of carnivores but I don't fabricate lies about him because of that.

Cassiopeia said...

Haha. Yeah.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Alec hit passengers on American Airlines? Dafuq did this happen? Were they still on the ground or in the air? Was he all like Harrison Ford in "Air Force One" telling passengers to "Get off my plane." Yeah, I'll bet he was.

That's okay, Alec. Jonathan will still always love you.

HannahBanana said...

I have thought this SO many times to myself!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Mine used to be PrincessManyBottles

Count Jerkula said...

Boardwalk 3sum

Charlize

Brit

Unknown said...

I just don't get all the Enty snark. The pics aren't even fun anymore. Quick tip for IPad users, you can read everything without click for pay unless you feel like commenting.

SingBlue said...

RIP Ariel Castro.

Er not. Burn in hell you demon.

SophiaB said...

Mine is Mistress of Merriment. I know. Hard to believe... but true...

Amartel said...

B. Confused-First, I don't "hate" Baldwin. He's a boorish, racist, sexist, unpleasant loudmouth in an industry filled with such creatures but he's not worthy of hate. And I don't care about his politics. I only notice them because he seems incapable of shutting up about his politics. What is fascinating is that, as I pointed out initially, he continues to work and thrive despite being a boorish, racist, sexist, unpleasant loudmouth with no boundaries. I disagree with his politics but as long as he's entertaining I don't really care. What appalls is that he gets a pass because of his politics. He behaves like a spoilt brat on a plane, he throws out racial slurs, he is verbally abusive to family and others, etc. and he's still shilling away for CapitolOne and getting TV shows. That's not due to acting skillz, sorry. And being a racist to a paparazzi doesn't make you less of a racist. There's a word for people who allow for racism for some people but not for others: hypocrite.

Tigercat said...

@Amartel, so then what's up with your comment about Indian names?

Anonymous said...

Based on Alec's expression, he is a geezer who's been bamboozled by younger vag. He doesn't want this, but vag speaks volumes to older insecure men. I am willing to forgive him for this.

Not A Ninny said...

Amartel, you're full of shit. The whole point is that there's no proof that any of your bullshit about Baldwin is true. He had one bad daddy moment with the voicemail and one time held up an airline flight briefly. But because you have a problem with his politics you feel justified in repeating the same old lies about the guy. It's a cunt move.

He doesn't get a pass from anyone. He's widely lampooned as a rage monster, even by his friends at SNL, for example. Has he got a temper? Sure. So would most people if they had paps sticking cameras in their face 24/7.

And by the way, he donates his Capitol One fees to charity, dumbshit.

Rosemary Young said...

@ Amartel and B. Profane: you are doing impersonations of Jack Donaghy and Liz Lemon, right? Genius!

Dig 0:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0kGIIW66g

ForSure said...

Don't forget the Alec Baldwin tweet spew about that 'fag barista' at Starbucks that pissed him off.

Baldwin has an acknowledged temper, it is not a rare thing, it is a regular thing. I know that temper, I have lived with and cowered from that temper. Please do not discount it.

Why does he get a pass? I don't know, why does Chris Brown get a pass? I suspect $$$$ has something to do with both cases.

Not A Ninny said...

Yes, I'm indulging in a little Jack channeling. By the way, your shoes are bi-curious.

ureallyannoyme said...

I love that photo of Alec et al. Hysterically, badly airbrushed into a parody of a portrait. They hired the woman who "fixed" the Spanish fresco, right?

Any professional photographers (or talented amateurs) care to add their analysis?

I also love the suggestion that he got bamboozled into a 2nd family at his age by a woman wanting to advance her own celebrity. I don't know if it's true, but it makes me smile.

Krissie said...

Enty totally called it on the situation with Alec and Hilaria in a year or so. Oh, and also Hilaria will be on one of those shitty reality shows about the ex-wives of famous men.

Christina Hendricks makes me nervous because I have that kind of body (big chest that makes my head look kinda small) and I worry that I look as bad as she does. I think she is gorgeous in the face but she can't dress to save her life!

Pip said...

I'm a liberal, and consider Alec Baldwin a douchebag. That airbrushing looks horrible.

Not A Ninny said...

I think Baldwin has a very clear and cynical take on his trophy wife. I'm sure that the prenup is ironclad, down to the last cent of child support, no tell-alls lockup clause, etc.

MadLyb said...

Looks like the multi-alias Dick Trolls are back. Guys/whatever, give it up. And stop blaming everything on "libruls", you pathetic fucks.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

The blonde that isn't an Arquette or Kelly has the weirdest feet I have ever seen!

Bacon Ranch said...

Alec offered me pointers in Words with Friends once.
I turned him down, though I was tempted to spell out
thoughtless
little
pig

Leo said...

I think you're just blinded by his white shoes he always wears on that show

Leo said...

F alec Baldwin and his gold digger wife. I used to like his work but now I just find him pretentious and I hope he fades away. Him and eeelariuh like give me a break, your name is Hillary.

You're not exotic

Just call me, layo

Gimme a break. If I was Ireland, id kick her ass.

parissucksliterally said...

It IS 120 degrees out in L.A.! I will punch the first person I see wearing Uggs.

TalksTooMuch said...

You might be right...those are kinda ked-sy. However, since I posted this comment I have seen nothing but near-nekkid pix of the fella on other sites, he may do all right after all

Anonymous said...

Aunty: I just focused on that beautiful little bub : I'm kinda clucky now.

Anonymous said...

To all the Aussies getting ready to vote: less than 2 days to bring some change! Vote Greens!

PotPourri said...

The Baldwin photo looks like it was two separate photos photoshopped together. Like he was taking a parting session for 30 rock and she's on the cover of People

Anonymous said...

Bette's theme song should be One Headlight. She's looking worse than a pre-op sectegenarian drag Bette. Still, cudos

Anonymous said...

*kudos.

Anonymous said...

They should've made that family pic more manga. Big eyes. And a giant sushi cushion to make it legimately Korean.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Taiwan.

MISCH said...

Alec Baldwin has an excellent career....now his "wife" is another matter .

Anonymous said...

Agreed.hes talented. Can act ,can also comedy. Plus hes got a great deep voice. You cant beat his delivery. Hes making a mint off capital one alone. I dont care what he does to paps.

Anonymous said...

I think this is just a case of someone having an emotional personal reaction to a stars behavior. Fwiw i think youre both right. But i personally havent heard about anything racist.

Anonymous said...

I agree Mad. Her names Marcie and i think shes the one that pushed her www.therealemmawatson.blog on us. Stupid see u next tuesday. Also i do believe shes the one who started saying there are ghost writers for enty. Not sure but i think so. The bitch is unhinged.that much im sure if. Are you listening marciiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee?????

CJ said...

I really dislike Hilaria. That's all.

dixie lee said...

For you to say someone is unhinged us laughable. Pot meet kettle. Oh and madlyb, go fuck yourself.

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