Friday, November 08, 2013

Blind Item #5

This former B- list mostly television actor who was on a hit show that ended quite some time ago now does very little for a living. He has a show but doesn't have to do much. Anyway he was drunk at a party this past week with a woman on either knee and was telling the group that he took the anal virginity of this A+ list celebrity/singer while she was engaged to her current celebrity husband.

51 comments:

Kristin said...

Kirk Cameron
Mariah Carey
Nick Cannon

LottaColada said...

Don't laugh but I thought of Chace Crawford and Carrie Underwood.

aemish said...

Wait a cotton pickin'... Isn't Kirk Cameron all super evangelical though?

Simon said...

Matt Leblanc for the actor? No idea on the singer

sandybrook said...

Dammit Kristen! But Kirk is probably wrong the other 2 def!

Miranda said...

Mehki Phifer & Beyonce??

texas rose said...

Got to be wilmer valderama - sounds like his mo. Don't know who victim was.

aemish said...

that one is tempting!

Bacon Ranch said...

Wilmer for the guy. Current show he doesn't have to do much (voiceover).

JSierra said...

LOL Where the hell did Kirk Cameron come from? That made ma giggle

me said...

Nic Cannon was in Chgo last wknd at Underground Bar dj'ing. He seems to be away from Ms. Carey alot

Bacon Ranch said...

Dammit texas rose

aemish said...

Mekhi Phifer
Actor
Mekhi Thira Phifer is an American actor. He portrayed Dr. Greg Pratt on NBC's long-running medical drama ER and had a co-starring role opposite Eminem in the feature film 8 Mile. Wikipedia
Born: December 29, 1974 (age 38), New York City, NY
Height: 5' 9" (1.76 m)
Parents: Rhoda Phifer
Spouse: Reshelet Barnes (m. 2013), Malinda Williams (m. 1999–2003)
Children: Omikaye Phifer, Mekhi Thira Phifer Jr



Welp. Unless Mekhi was cheating on a wife he just married this year, can't be him...

LottaColada said...

Omg, it is Wilmer, isn't it? Tragic.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh goody, anal virginity story.

aemish said...

I suck at finding the word clues inside the story :/

Freya said...

@ Bacon Ranch - Yep. "Handy Manny"

Kristin said...

But Kirk Cameron is so much more fun to picture. You know he took a scalding shower after and softly weeped until The Lord savior forgave him for his transgression.

texas rose said...

Shit Bacon - I would have posted 5 minutes earlier except I had to google the dick and get the pricks name right. I really want to know who was the backdoor virgin that got her dirtchute paved.

aemish said...

@kristin.. lol you just forced my mind to replay that scene from Da Vinci code with that albino monk in the shower

Kassandra said...

Cue Count in 3...2...1...

SaintsFan said...

I think the key is now "he has a show but doesn't have to do much".

texas rose said...

Guesses for A+ celeb/singer???

Bacon Ranch said...

That pup is adorable, SaintsFan! What kind?

Well by not having to do much, I think that's where the voicework comes in. All he has to do is cruise in for probably 30 minutes of the day and read lines into the mic.

xoxo
Ravens fan

sandybrook said...

Mariah Carey and Nick is the correct answer for the couple.

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aemish said...

were Mariah and Wilmer hanging out around the Nick-engagement time?

Selena Martins said...

matt le blanc was my first thought, he doesnt do much for that show episodes, right? mariah carey doesnt strike me as the virgin type though... at least not while she was engaged to nick canon

MeanieRhysie said...

Giggling like a maniac over the Kirk Cameron guess, and even more so at the idea of him crying in the shower!

Eros said...

I got nothing. None of the gueses seem spot on for me but this is a juicy bi, Enty. I hope you will grace us with a reveal on this one.

Kloie said...

Probably Wilmer and Carrie Underwood. Her husband is a sports guy - that's a celeb to Enty.

texas rose said...

Kloie - makes for a juicier blind than Mariah imho.

Renoblondee said...

Yeah, where's The Count? Right up his alley here!

texas rose said...

Renoblondee - you mean right up his hershey highway:)

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Count Jerkula said...

Here I am.

Anal virginity is the only virginity worth taking. Take the other one and it might be difficult to shake the broad. Plus, by the time she's getting her chocolate cherry popped, she likely knows how to move and fuck, so it will be a better time for you.

You have to make it special though, no drunken doggy style butthole surprise. Wine, candles, bath, massage, salad tossing, slow and loving strokes in that O-ring. Also best to give the chick an orgasm ahead of time as that helps relax everything down there.

Have a vibe on hand too. Not to DP her, to work on the clit while pumping her posterior. The ensuing assgasm is a remarkable thing to experience. It may take a while for the orifice to release you, as it can clamp down pretty tight, but that is fine since it allows for cuddle time when you can stroke her hair, caress her body and tell her how good it was and how wonderful she is to have shared that with you.

Just like regular fucking, the more enjoyable you make a broad's first backdoor experience, the more likely she will want to experience it again. With any luck you can turn her into a Dirtpipe Diva.

Count Jerkula said...

Easy there, Miss Rose. You wanna fuck my butt it will only happen if I am the meat in an anal sandwich. Also, the strap can me no larger than my own dick, so you may have to cut one down and carve a new head on it.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh, and I'll guess Wilmer, in the Marmont, with an 8-ball.

Matt said...

Mariah and Nick were never really publicly engaged though. They just stated dating and all of a sudden they were married and no one they were dating. And nick had more than one show still on the air that he is the host of. So this doesn't really fit them. I also don't think nick should be considered A list because none of his shows are that big, he's more famous and powerful because of his marriage to her. I like the Beyonce guess better.

Matt said...

Just noticed it doesn't refer to the husband as an A lister. But nick and Mariah were still never really engaged, didn't they supposedly only date for like 6-8 weeks before they got married? Just doesn't seem to fit. Carrie could be a good guess but chase is supposedly gay so he wouldn't be the tv actor the right?

texas rose said...

Count - just a little wordplay- no disrespect intended- I will defer all anal expertise to your capable hands/fingers.

SaintsFan said...

@Bacon, she was a lab mix. Passed away last April. I used to take her on that hiking trail and it was her favorite.

Count Jerkula said...

Don't forget the tongue, Texas. It is as important to the tush as it is the cooch.

selenakyle said...

Scott Baio.

Sean said...

Kirk Cameron wouldn't be taking anything. He would be giving it.

TalksTooMuch said...

Why?? Why is it always the bum?? Why???

Bacon Ranch said...

Oh Saintsfanm I'm so sorry to hear that. Beautiful dog and beautiful path

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: Cause chicks nowadays give up the pussy for 2 glasses of wine and an appetizer at Ruby Tuesdays. Not that I have a problem with that.

The butt is a fun challenge once you are comfortable and know you are otherwise sexually compatible. Then there is the taboo naughtiness of it, so it makes it kinky. Plus it is a different feel, both in and around.

Those are just where I'm coming from. Dude like Wilmer it is probably an attempt to "use" a chick to the fullest extent and something fun to tell his friends the next night out at the club. Coke Narcissist thing.

TalksTooMuch said...

Allow me to speak for everyone, Count: you are dating the wrong women

Count Jerkula said...

Tell me about it, TTM. A lifetime of Mrs. Wrongs while on the quest for Mrs. Right. Only other option is to date dudes, but I have no interest in man ass or learning how to give a BJ.

ktmonster said...

At the time this occurred I think it was Avril.