Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Ashlee Simpson Got Engaged

Evan Ross finally got some sex and decided to marry the woman who gave it to him. Ashlee Simpson. There are doubts that Ashlee actually uttered yes to the proposal and may have been lip synching. The couple, who have been dating since July have spent most of that time traveling and staying away from Ashlee's family. Evan has introduced Ashlee to his family and seemed really thrilled that she said yes. This is one of those times where the guy is way too crazy about the other person. There needs to be some type of balance and from what I have seen and heard, Ashlee loves the guy but it's not crazy crazy head over heels love and he is already talking babies and she is not really into that so much. He will probably rush the wedding enough to where they get married but I don't see it lasting. Congrats though, I always hope I'm proved wrong and they have movie love. No divorces in happy endings.

27 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Dude must get great coke.

Unknown said...

Isn't he her drug dealer? Thought I saw a bi about them...

StewMcG said...

My niece went to high school with Evan and he was such a nice kid! Pretty level-headed, considering who his mother is. I really don't want to see him end up hurt but I doubt this will last more than a year, tops. :\

MISCH said...

So I'm guessing his dad left him a lot of money because his mom sure isn't going to part with much.

sandybrook said...

Entybot you never want to be proven wrong. When shit happens you'll recycle BIs and reveal them to be about Asslee and him.

Anonymous said...

She looks kinda healthy and glowing to be a druggie ...

Shame she's not pictured more often with little Bronx though ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Mazel tov! She looks like she's trying to find something, but good!

Harry Knuckles said...

Apparently Ashlee is an insane piece of ass so maybe he's just thinking with his dick. She's done the deed with more guys then she can count so he's got lots of snickering behind his back to look forward to. Marry in haste, repent in leisure.

Gypsy said...

Baby money maker in 3, 2...

Anothergrayhare said...

Glad to see I wasn't the only one seeing "Asslee" instead of Ashlee when I read this one.

Eros said...

Enty, you debbie downer! Lol

Good luck to these 2. I saw evan ross in an indie film recently...98 minutes I think its called. Damn good performance by him. Very impressive. I hope they have a long dreamy successful marriage.

BaronessOrczy said...

I hope he has the sense to make her sign a pre-nup.

Cheryl said...

I'm guessing he latched on quick to dispel all the gay rumors about him. He's dated women before so I doubt he puts on Diana's gowns and lipsynchs to the Theme from Mahogany...but Papa Joe might. Poor gal is surrounded by the not most masculine of dudes.

Kelly said...

Well I always kinda root for her. I know she was an ass in that McDonalds video, but she was young and drunk. Maybe she'll get her act together and be happy. Maybe.

Sherry said...

Here comes another child she won't raise. My money is on her hoping to get a good settlement when the divorce comes so she can live off that for a while until she finds another one to live off of.

Unknown said...

Another celeb marriage- I'm sure it will last forever.....

Anonymous said...

Ho.Lee.Shit!

I'd cut a bitch to b MS. ROSS'S daughter in law! Good hook Ashlee.

The Real Dragon said...

@sandy Pretty Much!

Brian said...

Congrats, I wonder if she is going to refer to Diana as "Miss Ross."

auntliddy said...

Sadly, she too crazy and he too young. This relationship doesnt have legs.

*L* said...

First Pete, now Evan? Asslee loves the white chocolate. (Pete is half black for those who didn't know)

__-__=__ said...

She hardly has a chance with Papa Jo teaching his children lies are truth. Maybe Evan is the one to pull her through. It only takes one.

JoElla said...

@Cheryl
OHMYGAWWWWWWWWWWD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I nearly died choking on my tea!!

Who knows, maybe they will have a good go and be happy.

Pookie said...

this won"t end well.

ninotchka said...

Coke Love - it's a beautiful, extra sexay thing until the coke runs out.

MadLyb said...

Evan Ross resembles Michael Jackson, which is weird since MJ started getting his surgery to resemble Diana Ross (or so the rumor goes).

Aoife said...

To paraphrase Jack McFarland from "Will and Grace" - "Diana must be DYING!!!"

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