Thursday, January 16, 2014

Blind Item #7

This C list reality star/actor/celebrity has his A- list celebrity/reality star wife convinced he is a sex addict. He even found a doctor who said that the C lister should see a sex therapist for twice weekly sessions. So, if you see a sex therapist/escort under a different name does insurance cover it?

28 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

tori and dean

Derek Harvey said...

or leanne and eddie

snookiemonster said...

I think u got it with tori n dean, Derek. If leann, woulda mentioned singer

Kristin said...

Benji and Nicole

(Or whatever the madden dude she's married to)

Count Jerkula said...

Does Obamacare cover hookers for sex addicts? If so, between that and getting prescription drugs to sell, it might be worth it for me.

LottaColada said...

No one can say the dude isn't trying. Sadface.

Gypsy said...

Seems like it'd be cheaper to construct a paper bag that reaches from the top of the head to the bottom of the boob and call it a day.

ethorne said...

I'm thinking about becoming a sex addict. Anyone have any tips?

Derek Harvey said...

@ethorne---keep your legs closed and your mind on Jesus girl!

Kristin said...

Welcome back, Derek! One minute you're off to see 'her' and the next you're gone for a week.

Where are these "movies" you go to see?

Derek Harvey said...

haha thanks kristin---just been a little busy in the real world---though entys world is more fun! Yeah saw Her---funny thing. While I was watching it and as the opening credits rolled I though "boring boring--dont care what happens to this guy--something at least happen!" but it was one of those movies you take home with you ya know? it kinda creeps on you the next day and I think I liked it---wanna give it another shot at least. The video game he played was funny lol--and it was visually stunning.

Violet said...

I don't understand the last bit - dies it mean that he's seeing an escort but pretending they're a sex therapist? Confused.

teresa crane said...

I know this is Tori and Dean but I really wish it were Leanne and Eddie. Can't wait for that one to blow up in Falcor's face! LOL

LottaColada said...

@ethorne- let's write to David Duchovny

ethorne said...

Gurrl, if I had a nickel...

ethorne said...

@Lotta-He'd probably respond with an offer to tutor me.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Uh, Ethorne... Is this the part where I say "I've got a tip for you, baby?"

Still working at the whole smarmy thing.

ethorne said...

@Charlie-I was waiting for a 'just the tip' joke.

LottaColada said...

@ethorne, Mulder wouldn't dare do that to Scully!

Sherry said...

Yeah probably Tori and Dean..
eThorne being a sex addict is easy. Just got to dedicate a lot of time to it. Can be exhausting. Good luck!

ethorne said...

Thanks @Sherry! Lol at "Being a sex addict is easy" Ba du bum!

Queenie said...

He's sucked her in well and good on this little pretend story. The perfect excuse for having multiple affairs. They were pictured leaving a therapist's office together recently.

auntliddy said...

Man, he is master manipulator, wish she'd get wise to him.

Rose Lizenberg said...

Isn't this one of the sub-plots to First Wives Club?

ninotchka said...

God, Tori, so much stupid in one girl.

TalksTooMuch said...

Guys, I'm telling you, those "just the tip" jokes are a quagmire, don't do it!

mcmama said...

I don't buy the Tori and Dean debacle at all.

di butler said...

Mother May I Let My Hubby Sleep With Danger? Tori, lock that shit down girl. You got like 50 babies, for petes sake!