Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 22, 2013

Have you ever seen the movie One Crazy Summer? I like it. It is one of the more bizarre movies of John Cusack's career but kind of fit in with the whole Better Off Dead vibe he was working at that point. It was one of the more bizarre appearances from Demi Moore ever. You just don't expect her to be in that movie. Anyway, the headline made me think of the movie. A few years ago now, this A list celebrity.singer was at a party with this B- list celebrity/reality star who is married to a B list mostly television actor. Got the players? Good. Speaking of players, our A lister confessed that she had always wanted to be a hooker for a night or two just to see what it was like. Everyone thought she said it as a joke, but apparently she was serious and the B list actor decided to set things up for the A lister and one night almost four years ago now, our singer became a hooker. This was not some escort thing where she went high class. This was low brow, street walking at its finest with a wig and an outfit that would blow you away. She charged street prices and acted just like any other woman on the stroll that night. The only difference was that she was watched over to make sure nothing happened to her and that she would not get busted by the police. There were always three or four people watching her. She worked from about 8pm to 6 the next morning and made a few hundred bucks which she gave to other women on the street. No one recognized her and she said it made her a better person. Not sure how. Oh, and this will be revealed.

Rihanna/Coco/Ice-T

45 comments:

Jessie said...

She needs her mum.

SueRH said...

Wow, great one!

Freya said...

This is sort of a kindness BI since she gave the money to the other girls instead of keeping it for herself.

The Real Dragon said...

and these are their stories..DUN DUN DUN

Kloie said...

Didn't we think this was Miley?

Bacon Ranch said...

What a classy guy, that Ice-T

I wonder if he ever had Coco do it. Can you imagine?
Her ass takes the east corner, the rest of her takes the west corner.

It's a monopoly on E 4th baybe

Kristin said...

Awww I love a good kindness reveal!

WeeWillyWinkie said...

Your comment made me smile. *like*

Lila said...

We guessed Jessica Simpson/Donald Faison/CaCee Cobb

Lila said...

We guessed Jessica Simpson/Donald Faison/CaCee Cobb

Freya said...

That was a different one. Snoop being the pimp in that BI.

TalksTooMuch said...

What the what?? I thought this was Miley, too!

Freya said...

@Bacon Ranch Probably. Unless she's the main girl, the one who coordinates and makes sure everyone stays in line.

Sprink said...

Hahaha

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I Remember the popular guess to this blind was Britney - BITCH!

Count Jerkula said...

If RiRi ever wants to have a CraigsList hooker experience, someone give her my email addy. If she really misses Chris Brown, I could give her a "rough trick" experience too.

Murielle said...

Two acts of kindness!
R gave the money away and Ice-T was a "make a wish" volunteer. He made R's dream come true. Awwww

B. Profane said...

Ice-T will forever be A-list as an OG rapper. What he sees in that ass-bloated tart I cannot imagine, but he's a great rapper and released some interesting metal cuts.

Nothing wrong with a pimpin' kindness....

TalksTooMuch said...

That's right, it was the Jessica Simpson one I was thinking of!

Bwahaha, Kristin!

Count, sigh

Catherine said...

Is it me or other than this blind has this reveal day has been so so so lame....

Renoblondee said...

I wonder if that's really true. That be crazy.

Count Jerkula said...

@Catherine: The Bosworth/Martin/Goop reveal was pretty good.

sandybrook said...

Busy crying now because of all the kindness in this one

mastik8 said...

Ah, young love.

Sean said...

Didn't Rhianna start as a hooker?

gloaming said...

I wonder if riri liked to 'throw the dice' when she was hooking...

NapAssasin said...

I wonder if it was fantasy or some personal achievement she had to accomplish. Interesting.

NaughtyNurse said...

Uhhhh….whaaaaaa….wow. That one is about a million shades of f-ed up, especially since she like's to ride bareback just to "roll the dice" once in a while.

Looziana Magnolia said...

I'll spank you with my umbrella-ella-ella!

Secondbecky said...

Jessica Simpson was a popular guess.

Kloie said...

Right, I remember now.

childeroland said...

How does a hooker work from 8-6 and making only a few hundred dollars? What the hell was she charging?

feraltart said...

She may have only given BJs.

anon said...

Childeroland - they don't make that much. If I remember from Hookers on the Point, you're lucky to get $50 a trick.

bluebonnetmom said...

I think RiRi needs to be on the 2014 Death Watch List. Between the drugs, alcohol and seriously unsafe sex, she is a goner. Just when I did not think anyone was as screwed up as LiLo.

megan00m said...

All I have here..is hoops (john cusack) has same name as me...sooooo off topic, watched "movies 43" fing funniest movie ever.

Count Jerkula said...

@childeroland: Skanked out, drug addled street ho's? $20-50 bj, $50-100 fuck. Likely they were almost all BJ car dates.

it took forever said...

looks like she and cara delv are sleeping together now, they are everywhere together

it took forever said...

still you got to have some serious issues to do shit like this

it took forever said...

Montana, Skor, Jeneral got this right

Henriette said...

Ice T used to be a pimp, so this was easy for him.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@baconranch oh yes he did! Coco was his bottom b****. then, he fell in love with her and put her on as his wife.

that's why it took so long for his oldest son to be sure of her.

oh Hollywood is cray cray

Count Jerkula said...

I read somewhere that the pre-nup says Ice-t gets the titty and ass implants back in the event of a divorce.

Henriette said...

All of Ice-T's women were hookers! That's the only type of women he likes.

PJJ said...

@The Real Dragon, Fin will always be the man and I love that he made sure Ri Ri was safe.